I love the detail in this sign by Shdhdhsbssh Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 8 comments “Please use this door handle to close the door if it is open, so that the door will be closed and not open.” I’m more likely to put the effort in just fixing the thing than to print that out xD When is a door not a door?…..When it’s ajar. Remind me of that joke. When is a door not a door, when it’s a jar. Edit: Someone beat me to it [‘Oz Customs clearance’, Bill Bailey, Part Troll, 2004](https://youtu.be/6s5AF4ahrOk?si=sKB-iSQnLlQ2yC2G) They’re right you know. So polite, in the pub we used to frequent it was always closed because someone or other would yell “closed the fucking door”. The door probably has issues latching because the handle was fitted by someone who had one leg shorter than the other and no access to a spirit level. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
“Please use this door handle to close the door if it is open, so that the door will be closed and not open.”
[‘Oz Customs clearance’, Bill Bailey, Part Troll, 2004](https://youtu.be/6s5AF4ahrOk?si=sKB-iSQnLlQ2yC2G)
So polite, in the pub we used to frequent it was always closed because someone or other would yell “closed the fucking door”.
The door probably has issues latching because the handle was fitted by someone who had one leg shorter than the other and no access to a spirit level.
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“Please use this door handle to close the door if it is open, so that the door will be closed and not open.”
I’m more likely to put the effort in just fixing the thing than to print that out xD
When is a door not a door?…..When it’s ajar.
Remind me of that joke.
When is a door not a door, when it’s a jar.
Edit: Someone beat me to it
[‘Oz Customs clearance’, Bill Bailey, Part Troll, 2004](https://youtu.be/6s5AF4ahrOk?si=sKB-iSQnLlQ2yC2G)
They’re right you know.
So polite, in the pub we used to frequent it was always closed because someone or other would yell “closed the fucking door”.
The door probably has issues latching because the handle was fitted by someone who had one leg shorter than the other and no access to a spirit level.