This is unironically my two german ex girlfriends, one of whom was even named Lisa😳
>Austrian flag
I see what you did there 😉
The Austrian side should say imegrating as an Numerus clausus refugee and refuse to integrate
That’s the wrong flag for bali. It should be this: 🇵🇱
Why isn’t there a 3rd option ‘Move to Berlin, dye her hair pink and join a NGO to help refugees intergrate’ ?
I just saw “improving oral” and got a little concerned
This is literally my Sister. First she did 3 months on Bali and now she is in Australia doing work and travel.
I did the “work” and travel in Australia too after school. That was 20 years ago, and already back then I met more Germans than Ozzies there. Nothing new.
Don’t forget the harem pants with elephants on them when they return from South East Asia.
She should go to Bali and hit 2 birds with 1 stone as she would probably meet more Australians in Bali than in Australia
Reiselisa Hop hop Hop
Lisa should come to austria to look at our beautiful basement infrastructure
Whatever the decision, this will be the outcome:
I’ve always wondered. What is it with Germans and giving their kids Anglo names?
On the other side, on PIGS countries is:
– Study a career on a public university AND work on weekends to pay the university.
– Be a bartender to attend the Barries.
– Migrate to a northern country for a partially or non qualified job.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
Just for the record Hans, “graduating” from school is imported Yank bollocks and you shouldn’t be supporting it.
No you didn’t “graduate”, you fucking finished school, like every other normal human being is supposed to. Stop making it sound like an accomplishment.
There is literally nothing more cringe than UK schools that have “proms” and a bunch of spotty teens turning up in limos with rented black tie.
In South Africa, in the Western Cape where I stay, there is a NGO with a help the poor black children gap year thing. Filled with Lisas, 18. Now this one Lisa, 18, made a terrible quality promo video of the poor kids playing soccer.
The NGO said they cannot use the promo video. Lisa, 18 went 😭 to here super rich dad. In the end the NGO had to use the terrible video. What a nice learning experience for Lisa, 18.
No farm work in the US Midwest? Dang I got the cooler babe here!
Wait the meme was “Lisa 1**9**, Australien”. How did it go down to 18? Is this the shortening of the time in high school that’s affecting the meme?
We need a 35 years old version as well🙏
God bless german backpacker girls
Willkommen auf Finnland Lisa!
Hier kann du hast wurst & yoga im meine sauna, und lerne sie ein bischen oral skills
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This is unironically my two german ex girlfriends, one of whom was even named Lisa😳
>Austrian flag
I see what you did there 😉
The Austrian side should say imegrating as an Numerus clausus refugee and refuse to integrate
That’s the wrong flag for bali. It should be this: 🇵🇱
Why isn’t there a 3rd option ‘Move to Berlin, dye her hair pink and join a NGO to help refugees intergrate’ ?
I just saw “improving oral” and got a little concerned
This is literally my Sister. First she did 3 months on Bali and now she is in Australia doing work and travel.
I did the “work” and travel in Australia too after school. That was 20 years ago, and already back then I met more Germans than Ozzies there. Nothing new.
Don’t forget the harem pants with elephants on them when they return from South East Asia.
She should go to Bali and hit 2 birds with 1 stone as she would probably meet more Australians in Bali than in Australia
Reiselisa Hop hop Hop
Lisa should come to austria to look at our beautiful basement infrastructure
Whatever the decision, this will be the outcome:
I’ve always wondered. What is it with Germans and giving their kids Anglo names?
On the other side, on PIGS countries is:
– Study a career on a public university AND work on weekends to pay the university.
– Be a bartender to attend the Barries.
– Migrate to a northern country for a partially or non qualified job.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
Just for the record Hans, “graduating” from school is imported Yank bollocks and you shouldn’t be supporting it.
No you didn’t “graduate”, you fucking finished school, like every other normal human being is supposed to. Stop making it sound like an accomplishment.
There is literally nothing more cringe than UK schools that have “proms” and a bunch of spotty teens turning up in limos with rented black tie.
In South Africa, in the Western Cape where I stay, there is a NGO with a help the poor black children gap year thing. Filled with Lisas, 18. Now this one Lisa, 18, made a terrible quality promo video of the poor kids playing soccer.
The NGO said they cannot use the promo video. Lisa, 18 went 😭 to here super rich dad. In the end the NGO had to use the terrible video. What a nice learning experience for Lisa, 18.
No farm work in the US Midwest? Dang I got the cooler babe here!
Wait the meme was “Lisa 1**9**, Australien”. How did it go down to 18? Is this the shortening of the time in high school that’s affecting the meme?
We need a 35 years old version as well🙏
God bless german backpacker girls
Willkommen auf Finnland Lisa!
Hier kann du hast wurst & yoga im meine sauna, und lerne sie ein bischen oral skills
German Classic:
[Lisa Lisa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2E1_fKeAas)