Someone get me when there is a Mel B prosecco. I want to get lairy on the scary.
Haha, you know you’ve hit next level cringe when strangers start cringing for you!
Don’t mind, as long as it goes down easy.
As long as he’s paying the tax on it, we’re all g.
“The bouquet is of sweat and faint desperation … I’m getting hints of anti-wrinkle cream and tax avoidance …”
How did they not call it ‘Grapest Day’ or ‘Malbec For Good’?
Or ‘Wii-i-i-i-i-i-ine, Just Let It Wiii-i-i-i-i-i-ine’?
When you drink this you turn into the least charismatic man in the world.
The two piano notes shown are G and B
No wine should be called Gary
Tax free too.
The bar is pretty low.
I’m sorry 🙁
The wine tastes absolutelllyyy aammmmaaazzziiinnnnggggggg
Hand someone a bottle and say “take that”
That’s its only purpose..
Did you buy some? Was it nice?
When Graham Norton’s sauvignon was NZ, it was nice. Its west African now I think, so not tried it.
Who else did I see the other day that had a wine for some reason?
Brb, popping to the shop
Drink that writes you in as the main character in every drunken song.
Imagine saying, I’ll have a large glass of Gary Barlow please, sounds like rhyming slang. Last night I had 2 Gary’s and a few vodkas.
Nowt wrong with slurping ole Gary?
I personally would not drink Gary Barlow. Nor indeed anyone with the name Gary.
Why not try our James Blunt Zinfandel
Gary really has set the bar low
Is this like when Ferengi die, they auction off their remains? Has someone bottled Gary??
I know a few other celebrities such as Kylie Minogue have self named bottles of wine, but when I think of Gary Barlow the last thing I will do is want to pick up a bottle of wine just because of his name.
His name hardly fills my imagination with thoughts of the Mediterranean.
Is this our version of the snoop dogg wine?
Why?
I’d rather drink this than a bottle of Robbie Williams though tbh.
I heard he does a nice red called ‘Could It be Malbec?’
OP are you only just discovering the world of franchised wines? There’s Gary Barlow, Snoop Dogg, Kylie, Graham Norton, they’re all at it
I guarantee its flat
A pedestrian wine for fans of pedestrian music.
“It were absolootly grahte”
May I recommend a bottle of Barlow, it pairs well with the salmon you ordered.
What’s that Merlot?
Gary Barlow wines.
Yeah, he should shut up and pay his taxes.
Dry, boring and past its prime.
The label really captures the his trademark total lack of personality, bet it tastes on brand bland as fuck too
At least that boring as fuck label is on brand.
Is this a thing now with “celebs” ( and I use that term very tenuously with Mr Barlow) endorsing plonk? Graham Norton is pushing Sauvignon Blanc in Iceland for £7.75.
I got a bottle of Gordon Ramsays red wine the other week. I thought no way would he put his name to something that tasted bad after all the crap he puts others through. It tasted like total shit.
Sauvignon Blanc for Good
Is there a slightly better one made by Robbie Williams on the shelf next to it?
Bland and no character
I don’t want to put Gary Barlow in my mouth. Also, I don’t want to drink that wine.
Not as bad as Snoop Dogg’s wine, part of the 19 crimes brand. I can imagine Gary Barlow drinking wine. I can’t imagine Snoop Dogg drinking wine, smoking lots of joints yes, wine noooo…..
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Someone get me when there is a Mel B prosecco. I want to get lairy on the scary.
Haha, you know you’ve hit next level cringe when strangers start cringing for you!
Don’t mind, as long as it goes down easy.
As long as he’s paying the tax on it, we’re all g.
“The bouquet is of sweat and faint desperation … I’m getting hints of anti-wrinkle cream and tax avoidance …”
How did they not call it ‘Grapest Day’ or ‘Malbec For Good’?
Or ‘Wii-i-i-i-i-i-ine, Just Let It Wiii-i-i-i-i-i-ine’?
When you drink this you turn into the least charismatic man in the world.
The two piano notes shown are G and B
No wine should be called Gary
Tax free too.
The bar is pretty low.
I’m sorry 🙁
The wine tastes absolutelllyyy aammmmaaazzziiinnnnggggggg
Hand someone a bottle and say “take that”
That’s its only purpose..
Did you buy some? Was it nice?
When Graham Norton’s sauvignon was NZ, it was nice. Its west African now I think, so not tried it.
Who else did I see the other day that had a wine for some reason?
Brb, popping to the shop
Drink that writes you in as the main character in every drunken song.
Imagine saying, I’ll have a large glass of Gary Barlow please, sounds like rhyming slang. Last night I had 2 Gary’s and a few vodkas.
Nowt wrong with slurping ole Gary?
I personally would not drink Gary Barlow. Nor indeed anyone with the name Gary.
Why not try our James Blunt Zinfandel
Gary really has set the bar low
Is this like when Ferengi die, they auction off their remains? Has someone bottled Gary??
I know a few other celebrities such as Kylie Minogue have self named bottles of wine, but when I think of Gary Barlow the last thing I will do is want to pick up a bottle of wine just because of his name.
His name hardly fills my imagination with thoughts of the Mediterranean.
Is this our version of the snoop dogg wine?
Why?
I’d rather drink this than a bottle of Robbie Williams though tbh.
I heard he does a nice red called ‘Could It be Malbec?’
OP are you only just discovering the world of franchised wines? There’s Gary Barlow, Snoop Dogg, Kylie, Graham Norton, they’re all at it
I guarantee its flat
A pedestrian wine for fans of pedestrian music.
“It were absolootly grahte”
May I recommend a bottle of Barlow, it pairs well with the salmon you ordered.
What’s that Merlot?
Gary Barlow wines.
Yeah, he should shut up and pay his taxes.
Dry, boring and past its prime.
The label really captures the his trademark total lack of personality, bet it tastes on brand bland as fuck too
At least that boring as fuck label is on brand.
Is this a thing now with “celebs” ( and I use that term very tenuously with Mr Barlow) endorsing plonk? Graham Norton is pushing Sauvignon Blanc in Iceland for £7.75.
I got a bottle of Gordon Ramsays red wine the other week. I thought no way would he put his name to something that tasted bad after all the crap he puts others through. It tasted like total shit.
Sauvignon Blanc for Good
Is there a slightly better one made by Robbie Williams on the shelf next to it?
Bland and no character
I don’t want to put Gary Barlow in my mouth. Also, I don’t want to drink that wine.
Not as bad as Snoop Dogg’s wine, part of the 19 crimes brand. I can imagine Gary Barlow drinking wine. I can’t imagine Snoop Dogg drinking wine, smoking lots of joints yes, wine noooo…..
No tax to pay either.