Ooo do I spy an equally cheap shitty kettle on its right? I’m looking for one of them
A cheap alternative to euthanasia
Does it house a slice of bread sideways?
On a side note- which toaster offers all bread toasting? I have to double toast the top
Crazy how 2 loaves of bread cost this much now.
1 setting burnt to buggery ha ha. I would buy one just to test it you never know might be such a bargain
Howdy doodly do. How’s it going? I’m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone like any toast?
This item is electronically protected 🔒
If this isn’t in the bin within 6 months I’d be amazed
Paid £120 for a fancy Dualit four slice toaster, I think 5 months ago.
It’s never toasted properly, now one half the mechanism to place and then pop up the bread is broke and hardly functions. Worst buy I’ve ever made.
So yes, you’ve done better than me for sure.
it looks like it’s telling you it’s only good for two slices of toast before it catches fire
Probably one of the ones they had in piles by the door during September when the students all move in and want to get rid. Cancel feature – how fancy!
At that price it’s probably more like a bread warmer.
I got a toaster for a similar price nearly 5 years ago, little toaster is still going strong!!
That one was on a tv show the other day. It only fit half a slice and overcooked the toast for the setting they put it on so you might want to start with a lower setting. But for £3.50 you can’t complain.
I could not have this, I have to have a 4 slice toaster and ignore half the slots for the entire time I own it
But I need those extra slots….*just in case*
“Cancel feature”, that’s good. I do resent the toasters that require a commitment to toasting.
I went into Wilkos once and they had irons for £3. Looked decent enough so I bought 3(didn’t expect them to last long). 8 years later I’m still on the first one.
B+M?
yoooo man cool. mine was 11 pound i think
A £3.50 toaster feels like a fire waiting to happen
that level looks like it’ll be cutting into your hand in no time
Just so you know it’s not got thick enough slots for a crumpet. I haven’t had one in a few years because I got this toaster.
And they are still making a profit!
Tree fiddy?
Get a £4 artisan sourdough loaf to go with it.
“Cancel Feature”. That’s reassuring that they don’t just expect you to watch it burn and then catch fire, and then incinerate you inside your own house.
8KWH output with 10% efficiency
£35 for 20 slices of toast at once..
Just think of what you could accomplish with all that toast!!
Are you in Woolworths in 1998?
Can’t speak for Morrisons, but I bought a £5 toaster at Tesco as a student, and it saw me through 3 years at uni and another 2 after graduating. The only reason I replaced it was wanting something a bit prettier in our new house. Honestly, you can’t go wrong.
This just reminded be about a budget hotel I stayed in during a trip last month.
At the breakfast buffet there was a cheap, two slice toaster. The thing took probably 6 minutes to do an acceptable slice of toast.
I can understand them not forking out on one of those conveyor belt toasters, but at least get another one or a four slice toaster for fucks sake!
Shit? Mate it’s a toaster. It’s gonna toast bread. I’d buy 2. Not incase one breaks but so I can make 4 slices at the same time. I’d only eat 2 but with that saving who cares.
45 comments
We guarantee it won’t burn the house down
Variable Browning Control.
Saved some bread at that price
I’ve never run across a disposable toaster before.
Cheapest bath bomb on the market
At the moment the **bread** will cost more
80% toast 20% bread
What do the manufacturers have against jam?
You would’ve saved £3.50 by not getting it
https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/home-essentials-2-slice-toaster-534151011 it was £8 and it doesn’t even seem to do the one job it was made for
What have they got against jam?!
Good job they tagged it.
Ooo do I spy an equally cheap shitty kettle on its right? I’m looking for one of them
A cheap alternative to euthanasia
Does it house a slice of bread sideways?
On a side note- which toaster offers all bread toasting? I have to double toast the top
Crazy how 2 loaves of bread cost this much now.
1 setting burnt to buggery ha ha. I would buy one just to test it you never know might be such a bargain
Howdy doodly do. How’s it going? I’m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone like any toast?
This item is electronically protected 🔒
If this isn’t in the bin within 6 months I’d be amazed
Paid £120 for a fancy Dualit four slice toaster, I think 5 months ago.
It’s never toasted properly, now one half the mechanism to place and then pop up the bread is broke and hardly functions. Worst buy I’ve ever made.
So yes, you’ve done better than me for sure.
it looks like it’s telling you it’s only good for two slices of toast before it catches fire
Probably one of the ones they had in piles by the door during September when the students all move in and want to get rid. Cancel feature – how fancy!
At that price it’s probably more like a bread warmer.
I got a toaster for a similar price nearly 5 years ago, little toaster is still going strong!!
That one was on a tv show the other day. It only fit half a slice and overcooked the toast for the setting they put it on so you might want to start with a lower setting. But for £3.50 you can’t complain.
I could not have this, I have to have a 4 slice toaster and ignore half the slots for the entire time I own it
But I need those extra slots….*just in case*
“Cancel feature”, that’s good. I do resent the toasters that require a commitment to toasting.
I went into Wilkos once and they had irons for £3. Looked decent enough so I bought 3(didn’t expect them to last long). 8 years later I’m still on the first one.
B+M?
yoooo man cool. mine was 11 pound i think
A £3.50 toaster feels like a fire waiting to happen
that level looks like it’ll be cutting into your hand in no time
Just so you know it’s not got thick enough slots for a crumpet. I haven’t had one in a few years because I got this toaster.
And they are still making a profit!
Tree fiddy?
Get a £4 artisan sourdough loaf to go with it.
“Cancel Feature”. That’s reassuring that they don’t just expect you to watch it burn and then catch fire, and then incinerate you inside your own house.
8KWH output with 10% efficiency
£35 for 20 slices of toast at once..
Just think of what you could accomplish with all that toast!!
Are you in Woolworths in 1998?
Can’t speak for Morrisons, but I bought a £5 toaster at Tesco as a student, and it saw me through 3 years at uni and another 2 after graduating. The only reason I replaced it was wanting something a bit prettier in our new house. Honestly, you can’t go wrong.
This just reminded be about a budget hotel I stayed in during a trip last month.
At the breakfast buffet there was a cheap, two slice toaster. The thing took probably 6 minutes to do an acceptable slice of toast.
I can understand them not forking out on one of those conveyor belt toasters, but at least get another one or a four slice toaster for fucks sake!
Shit? Mate it’s a toaster. It’s gonna toast bread. I’d buy 2. Not incase one breaks but so I can make 4 slices at the same time. I’d only eat 2 but with that saving who cares.
I only upvoted cause I got the same toaster