The perfect license plate does exist

by BigToeJo

29 comments
  1. I can never figure out what these are supposed to say… can anyone help decipher this???

  2. Thought it was a hearse at first glance and it was funnier.

  3. Kept on failing it’s MOT due the headlamp not pointing the right way, amongst other things. Perhaps all that farting has had an effect.

  4. I once saw one that was “8EWB”, also regularly see a car parked at my gym that’s got “RO55 KMP” though I can’t imagine it’s *the* Ross Kemp given I’m in Scotland

  5. nope, my parents used to have HOT 69 until they sold it for several thousands

  6. I move boats around on trailers as part of my job. I looked a couple of weeks ago and BO04 ATS is available.

    BOOAATS.

    Sadly it’s £800 and I can’t afford to spend that on a stupid gag.

  7. I love these kinds of funny license plates; didn’t even know the government still allowed them.

    On a related note, does anyone see the last three letters of a license plate spell out a name and pray that it’s the name of the owner? It’s funny when the car labelled HY34 PAM is owned by someone called Pam, or the one labelled KM77 Tim belongs to a guy named Tim.

  8. Can we take a moment to point out the fact all these vehicles are parked on a cycle lane.

    Likely by people that moan about cycling riding on the road. And how uneven the lane is. This here is part of the reason when cycle lanes are provided people don’t use them.

  9. I raise you “CO04 OCK” and “P8 ORN”. Two that were in my neighbourhood. I can’t remember if there was another number in the porn one, but it was on an old purple fiesta!

  10. Guy around my way has B1CEP positioned exactly like that.

    You can’t see him through the windscreen as it is illegally tinted, but I am sure you can imagine what he looks like.

  11. I once saw BL0W ME on the back of a red ferrari driving down Southend seafront. Most Essex thing ever

  12. Guy down the road had a lovely Audi Rs6 with the license plate D066 POO

  13. I saw “T4X NP” on a Civic Type-R driving into London the other day, gave me a chuckle.

    (Assuming they’re ULEZ exempt ofc)

  14. He did much better with his B for geography but wasn’t allowed that many characters on a number plate.

  15. I knew someone who had the plate F11 ART and they kept being offered money for it.

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