Fuck me, for that price the oranges better have been squeezed at my table between the thighs of a naked, blonde, 21 year old Scandinavian girl, with no underarm hair.
We had that several years ago. Found a restaurant in Central London with full English with a cup of tea for £7. Friend wanted an orange juice instead of tea, which costs £6. They did warn us that it cost extra but we weren’t expecting it to cost as much as the breakfast
Thieving bastards
Is it unlimited? Fucking better be for that price. I would give myself diabetes just to get my monies worth
Even for London that leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
If I’m not getting a full tree there’s no danger I’m spending £6.50 on an orange juice
The machines are hugely expensive, require constant contracted maintenance, and once you’re invested you’re tied to keeping enough stock to actually have it on the menu, which takes up a whole corner of a large walkin, not to mention the base cost of crates of oranges every week regardless of sales.
Probably not even freshly made, what a scam lol
For that price I want to see them squeezing – not being fobbed off with flash frozen juice from a carton.
The tower hotel is a shit-hole – lifts never work, showers are crap. And the food is outrageous for what it is. It trades of its location right next to tower bridge, it certainly doesnt trade of its quality
I’ll start my day better by having some from the carton that cost me £1
*includes free depression!
That’s taking the ‘pips’ charging for that price!
At that price the oranges better be squeezed between the thighs of a thicc muscle mummy straight into my mouth.
That’s pretty cheap compared to what you’d get charged at borough market.
To be fair, if I had a hangover and saw these prices it would help start my day massively as I’d sober up immediately!
Screw that. It’d do that thing where I’d have just cleaned my teeth and it’d clash with the toothpaste to make that vile disgusting taste.
Mind you, Paris is worse. I had a small orange juice and a coffee at a café on the Champs Elysées. It was 2004 and cost €26.50. I didn’t leave a tip.
There’s fewer calories in a pint of Guinness. Which is cheaper.
Are these magic oranges??
If anything the cost would shock me awake.
Orange you glad you didn’t buy it.
Nothing quite like a kick up the arse to get me going in the morning!
Went round my dads the other night, and he was on after saying he’d been robbed. Said he had paid £6 odd for a portion of chips
£6.50, I just spent almost that on 2 chicken bakes and a Diet Coke at the Airport Greggs this morning, that’s a better way to start the day.
And they were scalding hot chicken bakes aswell
Used to work at Hilton Malta. Small glass of OJ = 6 Eur Pint of OJ = 12 Eur. I was so embarrassed to ask that much.
About 7 years ago I was on a weekend trip in Barcelona, I was absolutely hanging and stopped to get an orange juice to sort me out. It was a small glass of OJ- 8,50€.
You could buy approximately 75 small oranges for the same price from a mainstream supermarket.
A sugary drink? Pretty crappy start to the day no matter the price for me
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Cheap.
I paid 24€ for a litre of it in Paris.
Fuck me, for that price the oranges better have been squeezed at my table between the thighs of a naked, blonde, 21 year old Scandinavian girl, with no underarm hair.
We had that several years ago. Found a restaurant in Central London with full English with a cup of tea for £7. Friend wanted an orange juice instead of tea, which costs £6. They did warn us that it cost extra but we weren’t expecting it to cost as much as the breakfast
Thieving bastards
Is it unlimited? Fucking better be for that price. I would give myself diabetes just to get my monies worth
Even for London that leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
If I’m not getting a full tree there’s no danger I’m spending £6.50 on an orange juice
The machines are hugely expensive, require constant contracted maintenance, and once you’re invested you’re tied to keeping enough stock to actually have it on the menu, which takes up a whole corner of a large walkin, not to mention the base cost of crates of oranges every week regardless of sales.
Probably not even freshly made, what a scam lol
For that price I want to see them squeezing – not being fobbed off with flash frozen juice from a carton.
The tower hotel is a shit-hole – lifts never work, showers are crap. And the food is outrageous for what it is. It trades of its location right next to tower bridge, it certainly doesnt trade of its quality
I’ll start my day better by having some from the carton that cost me £1
*includes free depression!
That’s taking the ‘pips’ charging for that price!
At that price the oranges better be squeezed between the thighs of a thicc muscle mummy straight into my mouth.
That’s pretty cheap compared to what you’d get charged at borough market.
To be fair, if I had a hangover and saw these prices it would help start my day massively as I’d sober up immediately!
Screw that. It’d do that thing where I’d have just cleaned my teeth and it’d clash with the toothpaste to make that vile disgusting taste.
Mind you, Paris is worse. I had a small orange juice and a coffee at a café on the Champs Elysées. It was 2004 and cost €26.50. I didn’t leave a tip.
There’s fewer calories in a pint of Guinness. Which is cheaper.
Are these magic oranges??
If anything the cost would shock me awake.
Orange you glad you didn’t buy it.
Nothing quite like a kick up the arse to get me going in the morning!
Went round my dads the other night, and he was on after saying he’d been robbed. Said he had paid £6 odd for a portion of chips
£6.50, I just spent almost that on 2 chicken bakes and a Diet Coke at the Airport Greggs this morning, that’s a better way to start the day.
And they were scalding hot chicken bakes aswell
Used to work at Hilton Malta. Small glass of OJ = 6 Eur Pint of OJ = 12 Eur. I was so embarrassed to ask that much.
About 7 years ago I was on a weekend trip in Barcelona, I was absolutely hanging and stopped to get an orange juice to sort me out. It was a small glass of OJ- 8,50€.
You could buy approximately 75 small oranges for the same price from a mainstream supermarket.
A sugary drink? Pretty crappy start to the day no matter the price for me
Also half the calorie content of your breakfast