Joost’s Europapa confirmed what everyone was thinking: the French are gay af
Stromea, hallo?
Italy and Germany are missing blue, he spoke both languages in the song.
Catalonia has occupied Germany, this is not a drill
With all these maps, we can attest the one and only truth : Western Europe is France and only France
Stromae is Belgian
Wrong map
No points from our “ former” BEneLUX friends…
Is this some kind of European joke I’m too Brexited enough to understand?
You see, Belgium is not marked bc its not a real country
How to guarantee 0 points (pwä) from Sweden.
british food and languages are simply the best
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There is German language in the song if I heard it correctly?
Why is Flanders not blue
wtf what did we do 😦
What did they say about our food, something nice I hope
We are the ~~Borg~~ French. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
France baise ouais !
Is this map implying Stromae is *French*???
the only thing i care about at eurovision is that Germany looses
Fixed it
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Edit: I just realised I left corsica blue, see this as a political statement on who actually should own it
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Joost’s Europapa confirmed what everyone was thinking: the French are gay af
Stromea, hallo?
Italy and Germany are missing blue, he spoke both languages in the song.
Catalonia has occupied Germany, this is not a drill
With all these maps, we can attest the one and only truth : Western Europe is France and only France
Stromae is Belgian
Wrong map
No points from our “ former” BEneLUX friends…
Is this some kind of European joke I’m too Brexited enough to understand?
You see, Belgium is not marked bc its not a real country
How to guarantee 0 points (pwä) from Sweden.
british food and languages are simply the best
[deleted]
There is German language in the song if I heard it correctly?
Why is Flanders not blue
wtf what did we do 😦
What did they say about our food, something nice I hope
We are the ~~Borg~~ French. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
France baise ouais !
Is this map implying Stromae is *French*???
the only thing i care about at eurovision is that Germany looses
Fixed it
​
Edit: I just realised I left corsica blue, see this as a political statement on who actually should own it
https://preview.redd.it/vt5d4sqr2ylc1.png?width=721&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f278faed8888d140e3052bc8689ef03fe122045
Technically he says one word in Spanish
I knew we were famous for our great food!