My pappy always told me babies came from too much whiskey and a lack of things to do, outside the home, in winter.
The stork picks them up from the cabbage patch to give to good white folk, duh.
“That’s a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.”
-Max, *Good Boys*
That’s what happens when Republicans block schools from providing sex education.
They come from women, who must be controlled by men.
That’s as much as they care about. What’d that politician say the other day about IVG? “It doesn’t matter because the embryo isn’t in a woman” or something like that.
No suprises here, Republicans have always had a tenuous relationship with science and the truth in general
Women in red states should have a right to sanctuary in blue states.
Republicans don’t see women as human beings. They want them reduced to breeding cattle. When it’s time to give birth republicans will send women into the barn with some fucking hay.
All one needs to know about any of these “pro-life” people is that they believe that an undifferentiated mass of a few cells (that may or may not continue developing) has more rights than the living, breathing woman standing before them. Potentiality is NOT actuality, otherwise, an omelette would be a chicken dinner.
Est. 8 million births are credited to IVF in the US alone. Republicans have NO idea where they came from.
>[Abbott trying to answer a simple question about IVF said the following] These are very complex issues where, I’m not sure everybody is really thought about what all the potential problems are and as a result, no one really knows what the potential answers are
Maybe they should not be trying to make laws about stuff without thinking through the potential problems with the suggested law
Yeah but they certainly know where their money comes from.
>Republicans Increasingly Reveal They Barely Know Where Babies Come From
From holding hands and listening to that dang rock and roll music
I’m surprised that being crammed in the closet doesn’t mess up Johnson’s hair.
It would be hilarious if a liberal woman proposed a bill to ban masturbation because sperm cells contain “life”.
So if an embryo is a baby, and 25% of all pregnancies end in a miscarriage, then shouldn’t all the miscarriages need to be investigated as a potentially wrongful death? Wouldn’t that be the next logical step in their stupid plan.
They definitely know how to have sex with children though
Home schooling. What a way to go!
You know you can get pregnint from sitting on a toilet seat
My ex-wife asked me if she could get pregnant from anal sex. Swear to gawd. Yes, she’s a Republican and a trumpster.
I propose a new bill that criminalise the murder of seeds.
Pro Seed lives.
Every day, trillions of lives are lost because male pleasure themselves and discard their seeds. Billions of seeds a week per male. There are trillions on trillions of lives murdered and rob of life.
Those who are caught of sowing their seeds into the waste would be considered murderers.
Cos if men want to control women’s body then why not taste your own medicine.
GOP the IDIOT PART
Storks!
Of course they do, God sends down a stork to the mother with their perfect white child…
Hey, guy, somethings wrong with my pleasure human commodity!
Mike Pence’s son is from in vitro treatment.
According to cartoons, a bird gets the note and delivers the baby by flying it in a large satchel. I think the specific bird is very important too as it needs to be a stork. You can’t have a crow or a fucking pterodactyl delivering precious babies.
I made some babies. I knew exactly what I was doing. They taught me in grade 5 how babies are made. I listened and absolutely crushed it.
“Babies come from Democrats f**king our wives while we watch.” – the party of GoP Cucks
No surprise there. It’s a wonder they can find their mouths with a spoon. And can any of them tie their own shoes?
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My pappy always told me babies came from too much whiskey and a lack of things to do, outside the home, in winter.
The stork picks them up from the cabbage patch to give to good white folk, duh.
“That’s a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.”
-Max, *Good Boys*
That’s what happens when Republicans block schools from providing sex education.
They come from women, who must be controlled by men.
That’s as much as they care about. What’d that politician say the other day about IVG? “It doesn’t matter because the embryo isn’t in a woman” or something like that.
No suprises here, Republicans have always had a tenuous relationship with science and the truth in general
Women in red states should have a right to sanctuary in blue states.
Republicans don’t see women as human beings. They want them reduced to breeding cattle. When it’s time to give birth republicans will send women into the barn with some fucking hay.
Fuck these psychopaths.
Stay angry and vote them the fuck out
https://democrats.org/
This guy seems to watch enough porn to know or ask his son.
Yeah, IMHO republicans don’t really “science” particularly well.
It’s a movement that opposes sex ed, contraception, abortions, divorce and ivf.
They just want women to breed continuously and not ask to many questions and post about it hashtag tradwife
Mike Johnson; pictured above learning for the first time that women can’t get pregnant from ‘the tampon going in too far’.
“What’s everyone talking about? We didn’t ban storks or kissing.”
How is babby formed?
So babies aren’t stored in the balls?
When the Bible is your only source of knowledge you have the education of a Bronze Age goat herder.
How do you get prognent?
By design.
It’s always been about control. The uneducated are more easily controlled. Trump’s “I love the poorly educated” was a tell.
These are the people that think that a 6 week fetus looks like a newborn baby, “only smaller”.
With all their buttfucking going on, this is no surprise.
Republicans’ level of biological understanding: [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg).
Love the uneducated , sure.
All one needs to know about any of these “pro-life” people is that they believe that an undifferentiated mass of a few cells (that may or may not continue developing) has more rights than the living, breathing woman standing before them. Potentiality is NOT actuality, otherwise, an omelette would be a chicken dinner.
Est. 8 million births are credited to IVF in the US alone. Republicans have NO idea where they came from.
>[Abbott trying to answer a simple question about IVF said the following] These are very complex issues where, I’m not sure everybody is really thought about what all the potential problems are and as a result, no one really knows what the potential answers are
Maybe they should not be trying to make laws about stuff without thinking through the potential problems with the suggested law
Yeah but they certainly know where their money comes from.
>Republicans Increasingly Reveal They Barely Know Where Babies Come From
From holding hands and listening to that dang rock and roll music
I’m surprised that being crammed in the closet doesn’t mess up Johnson’s hair.
It would be hilarious if a liberal woman proposed a bill to ban masturbation because sperm cells contain “life”.
So if an embryo is a baby, and 25% of all pregnancies end in a miscarriage, then shouldn’t all the miscarriages need to be investigated as a potentially wrongful death? Wouldn’t that be the next logical step in their stupid plan.
They definitely know how to have sex with children though
Home schooling. What a way to go!
You know you can get pregnint from sitting on a toilet seat
My ex-wife asked me if she could get pregnant from anal sex. Swear to gawd. Yes, she’s a Republican and a trumpster.
I propose a new bill that criminalise the murder of seeds.
Pro Seed lives.
Every day, trillions of lives are lost because male pleasure themselves and discard their seeds. Billions of seeds a week per male. There are trillions on trillions of lives murdered and rob of life.
Those who are caught of sowing their seeds into the waste would be considered murderers.
Cos if men want to control women’s body then why not taste your own medicine.
GOP the IDIOT PART
Storks!
Of course they do, God sends down a stork to the mother with their perfect white child…
Hey, guy, somethings wrong with my pleasure human commodity!
Mike Pence’s son is from in vitro treatment.
According to cartoons, a bird gets the note and delivers the baby by flying it in a large satchel. I think the specific bird is very important too as it needs to be a stork. You can’t have a crow or a fucking pterodactyl delivering precious babies.
I made some babies. I knew exactly what I was doing. They taught me in grade 5 how babies are made. I listened and absolutely crushed it.
“Babies come from Democrats f**king our wives while we watch.” – the party of GoP Cucks
No surprise there. It’s a wonder they can find their mouths with a spoon. And can any of them tie their own shoes?
American babies don’t come from China either