Barry is being seduced by João and his little tarts.

by algierythm

25 comments
  1. We’re a nation of fat bastards and we love custard.

  2. Another chapter in the Portugal-England romance, you love to see it

  3. Tea, fish and chips, custard tarts, … you can have it all brits <3

  4. Portugal introducing us to tea as well as custard tarts. Common João W.

  5. Those things are genuinely delicious though! Not Danish delicious, but still

  6. Who’s taking bets on this just being some painfully middle-class cunts changing the name of just a standard egg custard tart, to avoid blushes and shame at the Waitrose checkout?

  7. Thank you Jose – you are very successful baker and we appreciate your hard work.

  8. Portugal made the tart first, that makes Britain the re-tart.

  9. Unfortunately we charge a fortune for them. I swear I bought 6 freshly made ones in Belém for about €2, whereas over here it’s £1 for a crappy supermarket one or £3 in a cafe.

  10. Ain’t no real Portuguese tart without a proper moustache.

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