Sunday Morning Breakfast Before A Hike In The Mourne Mountains by Lector86 Tags:Northern IrelandUnited Kingdom 16 comments Bring plenty of water and suncream unless you want to end up as burned and dehydrated as the contents of your plate What the hell did you do to those poor scallions? Hope your day gets better  Stop and get a fry on the way there Fair play, after a breakfast like that I’d need a nap and a shite. Those pancakes are hurting my eyes 👀  Sausages look good ? Where from Sir, there appears to be some green crap on your plate… and those eggs look snottery as fuck The top pancake has a face… 🤨 Can I shove your sausages up my tight arse? Give them flavour Aside from this breakfast not looking the greatest….. When did we start saying hike? Everything is so Americanised these days and, lads, there’s absolutely no need at all! Why are hikes always done at some ungodly hour of the morning? After lunch would be much more civilised Thanks for the support guys , I didn’t realise a fry up would cause such controversy, enjoy your day lying about the house wanking all day 👋 I reckon you should give them pancakes another minute or two under the grill. Just to be on the safe side. What the hell did those pancakes ever do to you? Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Bring plenty of water and suncream unless you want to end up as burned and dehydrated as the contents of your plate
Aside from this breakfast not looking the greatest….. When did we start saying hike? Everything is so Americanised these days and, lads, there’s absolutely no need at all!
Why are hikes always done at some ungodly hour of the morning? After lunch would be much more civilised
Thanks for the support guys , I didn’t realise a fry up would cause such controversy, enjoy your day lying about the house wanking all day 👋
I reckon you should give them pancakes another minute or two under the grill. Just to be on the safe side.
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Bring plenty of water and suncream unless you want to end up as burned and dehydrated as the contents of your plate
What the hell did you do to those poor scallions?
Hope your day gets better 
Stop and get a fry on the way there
Fair play, after a breakfast like that I’d need a nap and a shite.
Those pancakes are hurting my eyes 👀
Sausages look good ? Where from
Sir, there appears to be some green crap on your plate… and those eggs look snottery as fuck
The top pancake has a face… 🤨
Can I shove your sausages up my tight arse? Give them flavour
Aside from this breakfast not looking the greatest…..
When did we start saying hike? Everything is so Americanised these days and, lads, there’s absolutely no need at all!
Why are hikes always done at some ungodly hour of the morning?
After lunch would be much more civilised
Thanks for the support guys , I didn’t realise a fry up would cause such controversy, enjoy your day lying about the house wanking all day 👋
I reckon you should give them pancakes another minute or two under the grill. Just to be on the safe side.
What the hell did those pancakes ever do to you?