A picture of someone named Richard. A dick pic, if you will.
Put an advert for a local business that is slandering a rival local business and start a massive fight.
Welcome to [somewhere other than where the sign is at]
Nat has herpes.
Slurm advert? It’s highly addictive.
Just put a picture of me. I live no where near Stockport and don’t advertise anything but I wanna confuse the people of stockport
Iirc you can already hire the sign in Stockport’s Merseyway shopping centre for birthday messages and the like. I don’t think any companies want to advertise there with it being so run down.
“This car dealer is shit”
Any Dad jokes…
“Jesus died for your shins” “What is a four letter word beginning with W” etc,
or…
“BV22 JRE Your STD results are back. Please call…”
‘Distractions cause accidents, looking at your phone screen could cause one, shit wait…’
“Research shows that digital billboards are the least effective form of advertising. Sign up today.”
its 90 a week because you will likely not be the only ad on there, it’ll be 90 a week for a few seconds every minute or something like that
still lots of potential
A still from a certain rick astley video…
Put your Tesco clubcard qr code up on it
A picture of a band with the name underneath of a different band.
Got any Mediocre Xbox achievements?
Whack them up there with text that says “LOOK MOM, I DID IT!” and it’ll be like “Completed Chapter 1 of the Bluey Video Game”
You can run a go fund me for me for £30k.
It’s all I need to complete my life.
Kate will you marry me? Love Sam
(Or any other really common names)
Willys Choclate Expreeinse Coming Soon and some wild AI art
Put a suspicious picture of your finger on it. #76
How about the kind of public information notice you’d find in Scarfolk?
Put a welcome to sign for a completely different town
Where’s Kate? £10K reward. Contact Will.
MARIO’S BARBERS
Manscaping £20
Ball Shave £7.50
Male Vajazzling A Speciality
Put the “live” bitcoin price on there, except instead of the live price, half it.
Just a classic “The Game” bold, ariel, black on white.
Or “I think digital ads are too bright at night” again, white background.
Since it’s digital, can it play video / GIFs?
Rick Astley should be dancing up there
This year, give her……
#”ENGLISH MUFFINS”
“POTATOES”
Just the word, in times new roman.
There was a guy I’m Birmingham a few years ago who advertised himself as available for marriage.
I’ve wanted for ages to put up a big picture of some pretty nature, or a cool pattern. Just something to give people a rest from the constant messages. It’s not puckish, but it’s a thought that makes me happy.
“If you lived somewhere else, you wouldn’t have to look at this sign!
Stockport. Why not leave?”
Something to do with a nuclear doomsday approaching.
*ISN’T THIS BRIGHT?!*
“GIVE PEAS A CHANCE”
When I last looked into this it was so much per week if (and only if) you signed up for several months.
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Upload photos of beans in weird objects
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID NEIL!!!
[BBC Testcard](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test_Card_F#/media/File%3ATestcard_F.jpg) ?
A picture of someone named Richard. A dick pic, if you will.
Put an advert for a local business that is slandering a rival local business and start a massive fight.
Welcome to [somewhere other than where the sign is at]
Nat has herpes.
Slurm advert? It’s highly addictive.
Just put a picture of me. I live no where near Stockport and don’t advertise anything but I wanna confuse the people of stockport
Iirc you can already hire the sign in Stockport’s Merseyway shopping centre for birthday messages and the like. I don’t think any companies want to advertise there with it being so run down.
“This car dealer is shit”
Any Dad jokes…
“Jesus died for your shins” “What is a four letter word beginning with W” etc,
or…
“BV22 JRE Your STD results are back. Please call…”
‘Distractions cause accidents, looking at your phone screen could cause one, shit wait…’
“Research shows that digital billboards are the least effective form of advertising. Sign up today.”
its 90 a week because you will likely not be the only ad on there, it’ll be 90 a week for a few seconds every minute or something like that
still lots of potential
A still from a certain rick astley video…
Put your Tesco clubcard qr code up on it
A picture of a band with the name underneath of a different band.
Got any Mediocre Xbox achievements?
Whack them up there with text that says “LOOK MOM, I DID IT!” and it’ll be like “Completed Chapter 1 of the Bluey Video Game”
You can run a go fund me for me for £30k.
It’s all I need to complete my life.
Kate will you marry me? Love Sam
(Or any other really common names)
Willys Choclate Expreeinse Coming Soon and some wild AI art
Put a suspicious picture of your finger on it. #76
How about the kind of public information notice you’d find in Scarfolk?
Put a welcome to sign for a completely different town
Where’s Kate? £10K reward. Contact Will.
MARIO’S BARBERS
Manscaping £20
Ball Shave £7.50
Male Vajazzling A Speciality
Put the “live” bitcoin price on there, except instead of the live price, half it.
Just a classic “The Game” bold, ariel, black on white.
Or “I think digital ads are too bright at night” again, white background.
Since it’s digital, can it play video / GIFs?
Rick Astley should be dancing up there
This year, give her……
#”ENGLISH MUFFINS”
“POTATOES”
Just the word, in times new roman.
There was a guy I’m Birmingham a few years ago who advertised himself as available for marriage.
I believe he had a few hundred applicants
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/birmingham-billboards-mohammad-malik-wife-b1987091.html
I’ve wanted for ages to put up a big picture of some pretty nature, or a cool pattern. Just something to give people a rest from the constant messages. It’s not puckish, but it’s a thought that makes me happy.
“If you lived somewhere else, you wouldn’t have to look at this sign!
Stockport. Why not leave?”
Something to do with a nuclear doomsday approaching.
*ISN’T THIS BRIGHT?!*
“GIVE PEAS A CHANCE”
When I last looked into this it was so much per week if (and only if) you signed up for several months.