It’s £90 a week… way cheaper than I thought!

by kobestarr

37 comments
  1. A picture of someone named Richard. A dick pic, if you will.

  2. Put an advert for a local business that is slandering a rival local business and start a massive fight.

  3. Welcome to [somewhere other than where the sign is at]

    Nat has herpes.

    Slurm advert? It’s highly addictive.

  4. Just put a picture of me. I live no where near Stockport and don’t advertise anything but I wanna confuse the people of stockport

  5. Iirc you can already hire the sign in Stockport’s Merseyway shopping centre for birthday messages and the like. I don’t think any companies want to advertise there with it being so run down.

  6. Any Dad jokes…

    “Jesus died for your shins” “What is a four letter word beginning with W” etc,

    or…

    “BV22 JRE Your STD results are back. Please call…”

  7. ‘Distractions cause accidents, looking at your phone screen could cause one, shit wait…’

  8. “Research shows that digital billboards are the least effective form of advertising. Sign up today.”

  9. its 90 a week because you will likely not be the only ad on there, it’ll be 90 a week for a few seconds every minute or something like that

    still lots of potential

  10. A picture of a band with the name underneath of a different band.

  11. Got any Mediocre Xbox achievements?

    Whack them up there with text that says “LOOK MOM, I DID IT!” and it’ll be like “Completed Chapter 1 of the Bluey Video Game”

  12. You can run a go fund me for me for £30k.

    It’s all I need to complete my life.

  13. Kate will you marry me? Love Sam

    (Or any other really common names)

  14. Willys Choclate Expreeinse Coming Soon and some wild AI art

  15. How about the kind of public information notice you’d find in Scarfolk?

  16. Put a welcome to sign for a completely different town

  17. MARIO’S BARBERS

    Manscaping £20
    Ball Shave £7.50

    Male Vajazzling A Speciality

  18. Put the “live” bitcoin price on there, except instead of the live price, half it.

  19. Just a classic “The Game” bold, ariel, black on white.

    Or “I think digital ads are too bright at night” again, white background.

  20. Since it’s digital, can it play video / GIFs?

    Rick Astley should be dancing up there

  21. I’ve wanted for ages to put up a big picture of some pretty nature, or a cool pattern. Just something to give people a rest from the constant messages. It’s not puckish, but it’s a thought that makes me happy.

  22. “If you lived somewhere else, you wouldn’t have to look at this sign!

    Stockport. Why not leave?”

  23. When I last looked into this it was so much per week if (and only if) you signed up for several months.

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