^(You can go back to rule the waves if you like, but honestly, your time’s over)
Switzerland, San Marino, Andorra, Monaco; no Portugal, no UK. Napoleon is still Bonabutthurt over his failures huh? Opinion discarded.
italy,spain and greece are almost 3rd world now
San Marino taught us that it was not about the size but about the time you can last.
😂😂
I really like Vaticanese cuisine

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No shit Bro, he left Liechtenstein
Because Switzerland is the last-standing pillar of Civilization, a fact you savages still won’t accept!
*Made possible by Nazi-Gold and italian/portuguese constructionworkers
lol Portugal
The 2 most influential countries ever aren’t there wtf 🇬🇧🇩🇪
Mind your own business + don’t care + didn’t ask + L + cope and seethe + ratio + ok boomer + cringe + why aren’t YOU here
Modern science would be a sad sight without the Uk’s 400-odd years of funny bored nobles going out and looking at rocks, fucking with electricity and putting weird fluids together.
My fellow brits, join us. I think it’s time for some recolonization 😼

Switzerland, but not Portugal, UK and to some extend NL, like some of the most influential european countries in our history? One could argue about the HRE too, but that’s up to anyone
Without scandinavia, european history would be boring and many cities would maybe never exist.
sorry?
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Why is Fr*nce in the list?
FIGS > PIGS?
Everyone is complaining about the small countries being here while I wonder what Spain and France achieved that the UK and Germany didnt
Why are we not on the map
No Belgium because he’s coping that napoleon got defeated in Belgium.
Ignore those, wtf is Italy doing here? And France? And Spain???
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Imagine writing that in the language of the country you’ve not included
That’s because we’re the only ones actually working, you lazy little fuckers.
Why is Greece there. Fucking debt ridden Turkish hater
Without the Germans we wouldn’t have the modern concept of democracy. In Germanic war bands every warrior got an equal vote, which is much closer to modern democracy than Athenian elitist “democracy”
The padeira of Aljubarrota disagrees with this map.
Did they stutter?
Without Portugal? 🤥
San Marino does hold the title of world’s oldest constitution.
Find the intruder
I don’t see anything wrong with this
Fine, but that also means no more money for siesta
Andorra, pillar of Europe!
There would not be enough space on the internet to list all the inventions people would miss if the Northern countries did not exist!
Remove Switzerland and add the UK
Why the fuck is Switzerland and San Marino there but no Portugal?
ANDORRA ALSO?
Why is France there?
What did you contributed Switzerland?
“Greed and a endless hunger for Gold.”
Fuck San Marino and Switzerland wtf is FRANCE DOING THERE
This is some top drawer quality shitposting. Look at you all at each other’s throats, it’s beautiful.
I don’t know what it is.
PLVS VLTRA 🇪🇦
Better question, why are Spain and fr*nce here. I’m also a fan of Austrian cultural and scientific influence, Austria is one chad of a country, and most importantly, isn’t a PIGS.
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Not to mention Andorra and Monaco
Because r/SwitzerlandFirst, Arthur…
^(You can go back to rule the waves if you like, but honestly, your time’s over)
Switzerland, San Marino, Andorra, Monaco; no Portugal, no UK. Napoleon is still Bonabutthurt over his failures huh? Opinion discarded.
italy,spain and greece are almost 3rd world now
San Marino taught us that it was not about the size but about the time you can last.
😂😂
I really like Vaticanese cuisine

[deleted]
No shit Bro, he left Liechtenstein
Because Switzerland is the last-standing pillar of Civilization, a fact you savages still won’t accept!
*Made possible by Nazi-Gold and italian/portuguese constructionworkers
lol Portugal
The 2 most influential countries ever aren’t there wtf 🇬🇧🇩🇪
Mind your own business + don’t care + didn’t ask + L + cope and seethe + ratio + ok boomer + cringe + why aren’t YOU here
Modern science would be a sad sight without the Uk’s 400-odd years of funny bored nobles going out and looking at rocks, fucking with electricity and putting weird fluids together.
My fellow brits, join us. I think it’s time for some recolonization 😼

Switzerland, but not Portugal, UK and to some extend NL, like some of the most influential european countries in our history? One could argue about the HRE too, but that’s up to anyone
Without scandinavia, european history would be boring and many cities would maybe never exist.
sorry?
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Why is Fr*nce in the list?
FIGS > PIGS?
Everyone is complaining about the small countries being here while I wonder what Spain and France achieved that the UK and Germany didnt
Why are we not on the map
No Belgium because he’s coping that napoleon got defeated in Belgium.
Ignore those, wtf is Italy doing here? And France? And Spain???
[deleted]
Imagine writing that in the language of the country you’ve not included
That’s because we’re the only ones actually working, you lazy little fuckers.
Why is Greece there. Fucking debt ridden Turkish hater
Without the Germans we wouldn’t have the modern concept of democracy. In Germanic war bands every warrior got an equal vote, which is much closer to modern democracy than Athenian elitist “democracy”
The padeira of Aljubarrota disagrees with this map.
Did they stutter?
Without Portugal? 🤥
San Marino does hold the title of world’s oldest constitution.
Find the intruder
I don’t see anything wrong with this
Fine, but that also means no more money for siesta
Andorra, pillar of Europe!
There would not be enough space on the internet to list all the inventions people would miss if the Northern countries did not exist!
Remove Switzerland and add the UK
Why the fuck is Switzerland and San Marino there but no Portugal?
ANDORRA ALSO?
Why is France there?
What did you contributed Switzerland?
“Greed and a endless hunger for Gold.”
Fuck San Marino and Switzerland wtf is FRANCE DOING THERE
This is some top drawer quality shitposting. Look at you all at each other’s throats, it’s beautiful.
I don’t know what it is.
PLVS VLTRA 🇪🇦
Better question, why are Spain and fr*nce here. I’m also a fan of Austrian cultural and scientific influence, Austria is one chad of a country, and most importantly, isn’t a PIGS.