Why are fucking San Marino and Switzerland here?

by Mrcinemazo9nn

50 comments
  1. Because r/SwitzerlandFirst, Arthur…

    ^(You can go back to rule the waves if you like, but honestly, your time’s over)

  2. Switzerland, San Marino, Andorra, Monaco; no Portugal, no UK. Napoleon is still Bonabutthurt over his failures huh? Opinion discarded.

  3. San Marino taught us that it was not about the size but about the time you can last.

  4. Because Switzerland is the last-standing pillar of Civilization, a fact you savages still won’t accept!

    *Made possible by Nazi-Gold and italian/portuguese constructionworkers

  5. The 2 most influential countries ever aren’t there wtf 🇬🇧🇩🇪

  6. Mind your own business + don’t care + didn’t ask + L + cope and seethe + ratio + ok boomer + cringe + why aren’t YOU here

  7. Modern science would be a sad sight without the Uk’s 400-odd years of funny bored nobles going out and looking at rocks, fucking with electricity and putting weird fluids together.

  8. My fellow brits, join us. I think it’s time for some recolonization 😼

  9. Switzerland, but not Portugal, UK and to some extend NL, like some of the most influential european countries in our history? One could argue about the HRE too, but that’s up to anyone

  10. Without scandinavia, european history would be boring and many cities would maybe never exist.

  11. Everyone is complaining about the small countries being here while I wonder what Spain and France achieved that the UK and Germany didnt

  12. No Belgium because he’s coping that napoleon got defeated in Belgium.

  13. Ignore those, wtf is Italy doing here? And France? And Spain???

  14. Imagine writing that in the language of the country you’ve not included

  15. That’s because we’re the only ones actually working, you lazy little fuckers.

  16. Without the Germans we wouldn’t have the modern concept of democracy. In Germanic war bands every warrior got an equal vote, which is much closer to modern democracy than Athenian elitist “democracy”

  17. San Marino does hold the title of world’s oldest constitution.

  18. There would not be enough space on the internet to list all the inventions people would miss if the Northern countries did not exist!

  19. Why the fuck is Switzerland and San Marino there but no Portugal?

    ANDORRA ALSO?

  20. What did you contributed Switzerland?

    “Greed and a endless hunger for Gold.”

  21. This is some top drawer quality shitposting. Look at you all at each other’s throats, it’s beautiful.

  22. Better question, why are Spain and fr*nce here. I’m also a fan of Austrian cultural and scientific influence, Austria is one chad of a country, and most importantly, isn’t a PIGS.

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