Maybe its both small and far away and you used a telephoto lens to fool us.

Far away
Whatever about small or far away, the poor cow looks freisin out in the cold..
Nice post 🤣
It’s bigger than last year Ted, funny little story , I met Jim Norton a few years ago and helped him cross at the roadworks I was doing traffic management for.
We exchanged pleasantries and I thought I was hilarious when I said they’re even coming from Gdansk to see the road works.
He didn’t even crack a smile and that’s the day I gave up on my dream of being a stand up comedian
Never heard this before
Like the cow I’m on the fence about it
I came here-ford that.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
I know I’ve heard this joke somewhere before…
It may be an ecumenical matter but how many cows can you fit on the head of a post?
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Maybe its both small and far away and you used a telephoto lens to fool us.

Far away
Whatever about small or far away, the poor cow looks freisin out in the cold..
Nice post 🤣
It’s bigger than last year Ted, funny little story , I met Jim Norton a few years ago and helped him cross at the roadworks I was doing traffic management for.
We exchanged pleasantries and I thought I was hilarious when I said they’re even coming from Gdansk to see the road works.
He didn’t even crack a smile and that’s the day I gave up on my dream of being a stand up comedian
Never heard this before
Like the cow I’m on the fence about it
I came here-ford that.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
I know I’ve heard this joke somewhere before…
It may be an ecumenical matter but how many cows can you fit on the head of a post?