It also promptly collapsed the moment Alexander dropped dead
11 years… impressive, but I think we got more in 2 years (ignore that we lost it all 3 years later)
It’s a sprint not a marathon.
Ridiculous bragging with worthless land that is not even Westerneuropean – it’s like pointing proudly to a freshly produced turd saying “*Look at my day’s work – you’ll never create that much value*”
I think you underestimate the magnitude of their achievement by conquering us, the germs, the frogs and the goddam Barrys in just 800 years
Took about the same amount of time for everything to fall apart once it was done
“And Alexander wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer.”
what a cool lad he was, all of that when he was 26 yo btw, thats why many roman emperors will try to cosplay as him.
And he then proceeded to lose it all in the next few years.
Umm, excuse me but Alexander was Macedonian not g*eek ok? No cultural appropriation pls.
Alexander’s toy boys went civil war and made it crumble faster than their boss conquered it.
So Roman Empire, best Empire.
And I’m not saying that because we were in…
The romans played the long game
Would you rather have 5 minute 10/10 sex or an hour 8/10 sex with small pauses of 10/10 intercourses?
Alexander is Macedonian
Tbf Alex only had totake down one crumbling empire and then do some minor wars in the east
Alexander is schytian actually
Biggest bisexual twink disaster, love him.
Stavros, it takes far longer to build roads, bridges and aqueducts than to burn Persepolis to the ground
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It also promptly collapsed the moment Alexander dropped dead
11 years… impressive, but I think we got more in 2 years (ignore that we lost it all 3 years later)
It’s a sprint not a marathon.
Ridiculous bragging with worthless land that is not even Westerneuropean – it’s like pointing proudly to a freshly produced turd saying “*Look at my day’s work – you’ll never create that much value*”
I think you underestimate the magnitude of their achievement by conquering us, the germs, the frogs and the goddam Barrys in just 800 years
Took about the same amount of time for everything to fall apart once it was done
“And Alexander wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer.”
what a cool lad he was, all of that when he was 26 yo btw, thats why many roman emperors will try to cosplay as him.
And he then proceeded to lose it all in the next few years.
Umm, excuse me but Alexander was Macedonian not g*eek ok? No cultural appropriation pls.
Alexander’s toy boys went civil war and made it crumble faster than their boss conquered it.
So Roman Empire, best Empire.
And I’m not saying that because we were in…
The romans played the long game
Would you rather have 5 minute 10/10 sex or an hour 8/10 sex with small pauses of 10/10 intercourses?
Alexander is Macedonian
Tbf Alex only had totake down one crumbling empire and then do some minor wars in the east
Alexander is schytian actually
Biggest bisexual twink disaster, love him.
Stavros, it takes far longer to build roads, bridges and aqueducts than to burn Persepolis to the ground
https://preview.redd.it/3hy2k1d3wrmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=492f0682f609913988c15df66077b7fe68cc1ae1
Lel… Why is a Greek celebrating Macedonian empire though