I guess it’s time to keep ignoring the problem and attack some people in Yemen.
gunboats on the horizon
Quit edging and just start WW3 already, all this flirting is sickening.
oh this is so not going to end well, you do not fuck with American oil
So now the world knows Iran’s leaders are fucking morons.
I don’t think the US is going to like that.
Time for a buzzsaw hellfire or two!
I bet whoever is calling the shots in Iran has cancer or some shit and wants to be a little shit before they die.
Careful little fella. Don’t mess with the big dog or you’re gonna get bit.
Iran is determined to have an open armed conflict with the US. Of course, it’s best to avoid war, but not when the only result is letting Iran grow stronger and supply the world’s terrorists with arms. Time to remove Iran.
Incoming hyper kinetic lawn dart deliveries.
Us is dusting off its ‘proportional response’ paperwork
Sailors at wwwaaarrrrrrr
I think an oil tanker is about to blow up. Maybe 1 or 2 dinghies or whatever Iran calls a navy will also get a tour of the bottom of the ocean. Don’t touch the fucking boats!
Dear Diary,
It’s day 3937492984 since the Americans say they’re gonna show everyone why they don’t have free healthcare with some ‘proportional response’. Do you think I’ll get to see it within this lifetime.
Ok it’s time for Biden Blast.
Still fighting over oil. This timeline sucks.
Hey Siri, how can I turn my country into a active bomb range as fast as possible?
– don’t touch the boats
– don’t touch the oil
have they learned nothing?
I say we name this one Operation Urgent Fury…
“Don’t touch the boats” means don’t fuck with any of the boats…..especially the ones with FUCKING OIL
Predictable. Guessing Hamas isn’t a big enough distraction from Ukraine.
They did this right before state of the union address for a reason….To force the speech writers to work double overtime.
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I guess it’s time to keep ignoring the problem and attack some people in Yemen.
gunboats on the horizon
Quit edging and just start WW3 already, all this flirting is sickening.
oh this is so not going to end well, you do not fuck with American oil
So now the world knows Iran’s leaders are fucking morons.
I don’t think the US is going to like that.
Time for a buzzsaw hellfire or two!
I bet whoever is calling the shots in Iran has cancer or some shit and wants to be a little shit before they die.
Careful little fella. Don’t mess with the big dog or you’re gonna get bit.
Iran is determined to have an open armed conflict with the US. Of course, it’s best to avoid war, but not when the only result is letting Iran grow stronger and supply the world’s terrorists with arms. Time to remove Iran.
Incoming hyper kinetic lawn dart deliveries.
Us is dusting off its ‘proportional response’ paperwork
Sailors at wwwaaarrrrrrr
I think an oil tanker is about to blow up. Maybe 1 or 2 dinghies or whatever Iran calls a navy will also get a tour of the bottom of the ocean. Don’t touch the fucking boats!
Dear Diary,
It’s day 3937492984 since the Americans say they’re gonna show everyone why they don’t have free healthcare with some ‘proportional response’. Do you think I’ll get to see it within this lifetime.
Ok it’s time for Biden Blast.
Still fighting over oil. This timeline sucks.
Hey Siri, how can I turn my country into a active bomb range as fast as possible?
– don’t touch the boats
– don’t touch the oil
have they learned nothing?
I say we name this one Operation Urgent Fury…
“Don’t touch the boats” means don’t fuck with any of the boats…..especially the ones with FUCKING OIL
Predictable. Guessing Hamas isn’t a big enough distraction from Ukraine.
They did this right before state of the union address for a reason….To force the speech writers to work double overtime.
Time to sink the Iranian navy. Again.