Frank Lampard avoids prosecution despite being caught driving his Mercedes with phone in one hand and coffee in the other – after hiring ‘Mr Loophole’ to defend him

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  1. Slightly off track, but WTF has Lampard done to his face?

    his jaw in that article where it shows him and his wife is half off-kilter like he’s had massive plastic surgery but it’s gone horrifically wrong.

    Maybe he smashed face-first into another car whilst drinking coffee and sexting one of his 5 mistresses?

  2. Why can’t they subpoena his phone records and see what he was doing as the picture was taken?

    They do that all the time. Oh wait Lampard is rich and thus above the law.

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