A brief history of Portugal by Utegenthal Tags:2 Western Europe 4u2WesternEurope4uEurope 21 comments West Spain? I thought it was North Eastern Brazil. Balkan Spain What’s Portugal? You mean that Brazilian colony on the west coast of spain? Spices? More like spicy senhoritas  What portugal? Wanted to say Yugoslavia? spices huh? True… We need to make Western Balkans great again! Portugal? You mean that steadfast ally part of the oldest alliance in the world…I heard of those loyal brothers. Belgium? past vs. present? same: irrelevant. I will take over your spice trade, thank you very much. **Portugal 2024:** * The “spices” are now coming to our country, asking for nationality citizenship In Dune 3 you will find out we have took over Arrakis and are now, once again, the biggest spice trader in the cosmos “spices” wink wink The dog in the right bases his economy in sending towels Imagine being from the worst non-country bit of the worst non-country, and posting this. No,you re western Balkan. I though you were western eastern Europe, or eastern Brazil You’re literally French, but somehow worse. Maybe if they had their own language instead of speaking Brazilian Spanish province that speak brazilian Southern Galicia. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Portugal? You mean that steadfast ally part of the oldest alliance in the world…I heard of those loyal brothers.
In Dune 3 you will find out we have took over Arrakis and are now, once again, the biggest spice trader in the cosmos
21 comments
West Spain? I thought it was North Eastern Brazil.
Balkan Spain
What’s Portugal? You mean that Brazilian colony on the west coast of spain?
Spices? More like spicy senhoritas

What portugal? Wanted to say Yugoslavia?
spices huh?
True… We need to make Western Balkans great again!
Portugal? You mean that steadfast ally part of the oldest alliance in the world…I heard of those loyal brothers.
Belgium? past vs. present? same: irrelevant.
I will take over your spice trade, thank you very much.
**Portugal 2024:**
* The “spices” are now coming to our country, asking for nationality citizenship
In Dune 3 you will find out we have took over Arrakis and are now, once again, the biggest spice trader in the cosmos
“spices” wink wink
The dog in the right bases his economy in sending towels
Imagine being from the worst non-country bit of the worst non-country, and posting this.
No,you re western Balkan.
I though you were western eastern Europe, or eastern Brazil
You’re literally French, but somehow worse.
Maybe if they had their own language instead of speaking Brazilian
Spanish province that speak brazilian
Southern Galicia.