A brief history of Portugal

by Utegenthal

21 comments
  1. West Spain? I thought it was North Eastern Brazil.

  2. What’s Portugal? You mean that Brazilian colony on the west coast of spain?

  3. Spices? More like spicy senhoritas

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  4. True… We need to make Western Balkans great again!

  5. Portugal? You mean that steadfast ally part of the oldest alliance in the world…I heard of those loyal brothers.

  6. I will take over your spice trade, thank you very much.

  7. **Portugal 2024:**

    * The “spices” are now coming to our country, asking for nationality citizenship

  8. In Dune 3 you will find out we have took over Arrakis and are now, once again, the biggest spice trader in the cosmos

  9. Imagine being from the worst non-country bit of the worst non-country, and posting this.

  10. I though you were western eastern Europe, or eastern Brazil

  11. Maybe if they had their own language instead of speaking Brazilian

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