Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied Finalize Divorce After Quietly Separating Last Year (Exclusive)

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1. Yes. Now’s my chance. Apparently she likes guys with humongous foreheads. I’m in.

2. This guy just oozes infidelity. Glad she’s rid of him

3. She deserves a man with a normal shaped head

4. But if they divorce, where will he keep his 1000 shoes?

5. Easter island sized melon. Probably fucked with the Wi-Fi signal.

6. Megamind lookin ass 🤣

7. How do you fumble Natalie Portman. What a clown lmao.

8. Team natalie. If he wanted to move on he should’ve done so without embarrassing her.

9. She is beautiful, smart, and nice. Homeboy done fucked up

10. So you’re saying there’s a chance.

11. Anyone else see that Thor cast interview for the latest one where Taika was crying about how Christmas was going to suck because his wife was upset about something and Natalie was *pouring* herself over him trying to console and emphasize how much she cared and Christian Bale was on the far side just saying how *weird* this whole movie making process has been. I have a feeling there’s more to this story lol

12. Turns out Benjamin Millepied really liked sand. Guess that was a deal breaker.

13. Egghead doesn’t deserve her

14. What a fu king moron he is. Probably banged one of his dancers huh? And lost his family because of it. So cliche.

15. She felt like she was getting too much screen time, and that forehead…..

16. How does a guy with a hairline like that fumble Natalie Portman???

17. I mean, I wasn’t Natalie once the other woman with this dude?

18. Megamind looking dude gets with supermodel looking movie star and proceeds to fumble it, While most of us can’t even get a text back.

19. Is his brain actively attempting to free itself?

20. Forehead? Nope Fivehead

21. I still think about how she bashed Moby and said he was creepy, yet she starred in the movie Leon.