2nd Chechen War all over again, when Putin staged terrorist bombings to become president and now to stay president.
pootin using every dirty-old political trick they’ve been doing since they partnered with Hitler.
Only a ruSSian is dumb enough to be fooled by it.
Why would the US warn? Let great Russia sort through their own security concerns.
What I wouldn’t give for a Siberian separatist movement to succeed.
great britain warned aswell their ppl.. i read somewhere
Ok guys RTreddit here, I just got super reliable news straight from the kremlin.
Today russia:
– destroyed all of ISIS, counting over seventy eight hundred million billion combatants, all tattooed with Ukrainian nazi swastikas and “I <3 Allah and suicide bombing” written in Arabic.
– destroyed a NATO-lead coalition of ISIS gay extremists. Forty eight thousand trillion billion trillion thousand hundred million NATO officers killed, two critically wounded.
– found Budanov trying to free Mariupol defenders, killed Budanov for the 112th time in 2024 alone
– found another Budanov in NATO headquarters stationed in a grandma’s shed’s basement where she stores pickled veggies. Budanov eliminated for the 165th time in 2024 alone, grandma liberated (dead). All NATO participants nearby found dead with Ukrainian nazi swastikas and “I love Biden” written in German tattooed on their shoulders.
– Stopped another infiltration of the russian world health organization where russia was developing a cure for leprosy, anorexia, and gayness. NATO wanted to steal health help to the world by infiltrating it with Swedish NATO generals. All died. Nazi swastikas, yadda yadda, “I Love Biden” tattooed in Swedish.
– Accidentally arrested a drunken imbecile that somehow got into the kremlin and started drawing a map on the kitchen wall. He was dressed like Kim Jong Il. The russian secret services were certain they were now infiltrated by the secret service of Finland, shooting the perpetrator with a bear tranqulizer. Upon nearing the body, they saw a tattoo that said “I Love Vodka” in russian, which was extraordinarily strange. Turns out it was medvedev.
This is very strange!
I can’t wait to see what this is all about.
Who will carry out such a terrorist act?
Will it start a guerilla war or civil war?
Very interesting to say the least!
The only think I’m not excited about is maybe the USA thwarted an attack against Putin forces by notifying them?
I hope not!
Why are us citizens in russia ?
My theory (unsubstantiated) is that US intelligence caught wind of a false flag event being planned by the Kremlin. They put out this release warning about “terrorists” to try and keep American citizens safe, but withheld who is actually behind it. If Putin follows through with the attack, the rest of the intelligence will be released. Putting out the generic warning now also prevents criticism later if Americans do end up injured.
Left over explosives from the Nord Stream bombing?
Lets check back on this post “soon”…
Are there still Americans walking around in Russia?
With all the warning sounds like a false flag got leaked pretty badly.😂😂😂😂
I think this is a warning for all secret service agents to leave moskow.
This could be related to the recent fighting in Ingushetia.
what extremists, the bloody country full of nothing but extremists
There was a major firefight in Inigushetia a few days ago. I’ve not seen it confirmed, but commenters were saying that it was an ISIS cell in the Caucasus region. If true, then this is probably a credible threat because ISIS loves attacking civilian crowds.
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We’ll, cmon already! Зачекались…
2nd Chechen War all over again, when Putin staged terrorist bombings to become president and now to stay president.
pootin using every dirty-old political trick they’ve been doing since they partnered with Hitler.
Only a ruSSian is dumb enough to be fooled by it.
Why would the US warn? Let great Russia sort through their own security concerns.
What I wouldn’t give for a Siberian separatist movement to succeed.
great britain warned aswell their ppl.. i read somewhere
Ok guys RTreddit here, I just got super reliable news straight from the kremlin.
Today russia:
– destroyed all of ISIS, counting over seventy eight hundred million billion combatants, all tattooed with Ukrainian nazi swastikas and “I <3 Allah and suicide bombing” written in Arabic.
– destroyed a NATO-lead coalition of ISIS gay extremists. Forty eight thousand trillion billion trillion thousand hundred million NATO officers killed, two critically wounded.
– found Budanov trying to free Mariupol defenders, killed Budanov for the 112th time in 2024 alone
– found another Budanov in NATO headquarters stationed in a grandma’s shed’s basement where she stores pickled veggies. Budanov eliminated for the 165th time in 2024 alone, grandma liberated (dead). All NATO participants nearby found dead with Ukrainian nazi swastikas and “I love Biden” written in German tattooed on their shoulders.
– Stopped another infiltration of the russian world health organization where russia was developing a cure for leprosy, anorexia, and gayness. NATO wanted to steal health help to the world by infiltrating it with Swedish NATO generals. All died. Nazi swastikas, yadda yadda, “I Love Biden” tattooed in Swedish.
– Accidentally arrested a drunken imbecile that somehow got into the kremlin and started drawing a map on the kitchen wall. He was dressed like Kim Jong Il. The russian secret services were certain they were now infiltrated by the secret service of Finland, shooting the perpetrator with a bear tranqulizer. Upon nearing the body, they saw a tattoo that said “I Love Vodka” in russian, which was extraordinarily strange. Turns out it was medvedev.
This is very strange!
I can’t wait to see what this is all about.
Who will carry out such a terrorist act?
Will it start a guerilla war or civil war?
Very interesting to say the least!
The only think I’m not excited about is maybe the USA thwarted an attack against Putin forces by notifying them?
I hope not!
Why are us citizens in russia ?
My theory (unsubstantiated) is that US intelligence caught wind of a false flag event being planned by the Kremlin. They put out this release warning about “terrorists” to try and keep American citizens safe, but withheld who is actually behind it. If Putin follows through with the attack, the rest of the intelligence will be released. Putting out the generic warning now also prevents criticism later if Americans do end up injured.
Left over explosives from the Nord Stream bombing?
Lets check back on this post “soon”…
Are there still Americans walking around in Russia?
With all the warning sounds like a false flag got leaked pretty badly.😂😂😂😂
I think this is a warning for all secret service agents to leave moskow.
This could be related to the recent fighting in Ingushetia.
what extremists, the bloody country full of nothing but extremists
Can’t wait to get another [don’t tell mom I am in Chechnya](https://youtu.be/DHCzaiJEoEY?si=zIW4Sy-CtidB_u6j) but the “don’t tell mom I am in Moscow”
There was a major firefight in Inigushetia a few days ago. I’ve not seen it confirmed, but commenters were saying that it was an ISIS cell in the Caucasus region. If true, then this is probably a credible threat because ISIS loves attacking civilian crowds.
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russian-security-forces-battle-militants-ingushetia-region-russian-media-report-2024-03-03/
Why would a US citizen be moseying through Russia right now?
No Americans or western citizens should be there in the first place.
Why the fuck would they warn people?!?! Do the russians warn Ukrainian civilians when they bomb apartment buildings? Fuck russia.
Doesn’t he have a different playbook *yet*?