Harrison Ford says ‘Indiana Jones’ theme music was played during his colonoscopy: ‘Follows me everywhere’

by SportsGod3

28 comments

  1. Oh the visuals this headline conjured up in my mind! Why? I can’t unsee it! Help!!

  2. I’m getting a colonoscopy Monday maybe they will play “Highway to Hell”.

  3. Harrison Ford being haunted by his success will never not be hilarious.

  6. Wait? Was he awake for the entire procedure? Whoa! That’s a flex all by itself.

  7. Perfect opportunity for a retiring proctologist to go on their Last Crusade.

  8. At least they didn’t play some of his other movie themes during his colonoscopy like “What Lies Beneath”, “Clear and Present Danger”, or “Crossing Over”

  12. It’s not like he’s heard the song a million times, he probably hasn’t even seen the movie

  13. Maybe work at a Ford dealership instead Mr. Ford. Try having angry customers follow you around instead.

  14. This brings to mind that rolling boulder scene. Only, different..

  15. According to the doctor a large suspicious polyp was found.

    Which they quickly removed and replaced with a small sand bag all to no avail, the trap was still triggered and it was all the surgeon could do to get out of the way in time for the baseball sized boulder that came rolling furiously from Ford’s Colon.

    Luckily the surgeon was able to clear the anus in time before being crushed by the rampaging stone. He was able to also retrieve his hat prior to the rectum snapping shut.

  19. He’s gotta be top 5 everything the last 50yrs haha just the coolest. What a life and it’s not over.

  20. Could be worse: from Police Academy, the Blue Oyster Bar music

  21. The theme song is one thing, but the doctor chanting “Kali ma!  Kali Ma!” as he begins the procedure is really a bit much

  22. Saw the drummer from RHCP at a sushi bar years back; Under the Bridge came on over the speakers, and he stepped out side for a cigarette break (assuming he was annoyed the song came on). On our way out we saw him outside smoking… the restaurant also had outdoor speakers lol.

  26. Raiders of the Lost Anus, followed by Temple of Poo, and complete with the Last Colonoscopy.

  27. The real news should be the “music to listen during your colonoscopy” playlist on Spotify ….it might include “don’t stop me now” by Queen, “how deep is your love” by Air Supply and “ The more you ignore me the closer I get “ by The Smiths / Morrissey

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