This was an unscientific straw poll. On the only scientific poll conducted in the district so far (from the linked article):
>The polling aggregator site FiveThirtyEight features only one poll for the 4th District GOP race, with Boebert scoring a 25-point lead over her nearest competitor, state Representative Mike Lynch. The polling company behind the results, Kaplan Strategies, suggested that Boebert’s advantage could fade as voters coalesce around one rival candidate further along in the race.
Look I’m just gonna say it, sorry if you all don’t want to hear it. But I just don’t think Lauren Boebert is an effective or competent politician.
Her only fans account is about to be booming
I lived in Colorado in Boebert’s old district for many years. While rural Colorado is very conservative, the voters have a pretty clear sense of what they consider “no longer one of us.”
John Salazar lost the district while I lived there because he was seen as too disconnected and only worried about his own future. Friends I have who still live there say Boebert is seen in the same light; worried about TV image and national attention, but not local problems. The carpetbagging move to the 4th district and very public moral hypocrisy behaviors only amplifies that. Even in the MAGA environment, she’s done.
Being rachet or wretched is fine for a popular culture personality just not for civil servants.
Maybe if she’d given out more handjobs?
June 25th is the start of the official end of Boebert in politics. After that, she’ll be a lame duck.
You’ll slowly hear some Republican anti-Trump voices, but is it still on time?
If she gets elected for one more term in the house she gets a pension for life 👀👀👀 big reason to kick her ass to the curb!
She was going to lose no matter what. Guess she’ll have to get back on only fans.
She must have very weak facial muscles because her mouth is always open.
Because an endorsement from Fatso is pure gold. Just ask Dr. Oz, Herschel Walker and dozens of others who ran in 2020 and 2022.
She needs to stop worrying about political polls and get on the pole that she is qualified for. And no, I am not trashing on strippers just that Broebert has no business being in Congress.
I can’t believe people actually find her effective. She and MTG are complete and utter idiots
Boebert back to McDonalds 🔜
She’ll probably start an OnlyFans account for some extra cash too
She moved into a more solid Republican district that isn’t Maga Republican. She still doesn’t know there’s a difference. There’s a contingent that will vote Democrat before they vote for Trump. Candidates from these districts understand this and act accordingly.
She literally showed up to rallies in Denver suburbs in cowboy boots, hat, and miniskirts. That’s a whole different level of tone deaf
Lauren Boebert Defeated
It may only be a poll, but damn that’s a pretty sentence…
It would be truly amazing to watch her lose to then watch the shit show her life would become. Willing to bet it would take less than a week for her OnlyFans career to start up.
The kiss of death
everything trump touches dies
Trump’s endorsement is gonna be poison, just like 2022 and 2020.
Time to go into full Erin Brockovich mode.
**The Republican Dream:** Boebert entered politics a married mother of 4, but she’ll be leaving politics a divorcee grandmother with at least 1 of 4 kids in jail.
Every day we are inching ever so closely to a Lauren Boebert OnlyFans launch.
She was going to lose anyway. Trump’s kiss of death was the maraschino cherry on top.
Like I said. The moment he endorsed her she lost. Go ahead, check my history if you want lol. Haha byebye bobert.
I wonder what her career will be like after politics but my guess is there’s gonna be a sextape involved
So much winning!
Back to the trailer park
No pension for her
Once defeated, Boebert may have to resort to giving handjobs during intermissions at Broadway shows to make some cash.
His endorsement has never been a positive and yet they chase it like starving dogs. Cult.
She will break records if she just gives up the Bible shtick she clearly doesn’t believe in anyway and just start an onlyfans.
Well she has a bright future in jerking off dudes behind a Denny’s
Man, for a second I was hoping she got primaried.
Soooo much winning…..
Did she win her primary?
Priceless…
As a Coloradan, can’t wait to get this embarrassment out of office. Not my district, but I know she won’t have a chance where she is running now. They are red up there, but not as extreme.
Going to be wild seeing a former congressperson with an OnlyFans this time next year.
Why did my mind automatically read it as ‘Lauren boebert defecated’…
Lauren Boebert is an embarrassment for the people of Colorado and for the country.
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This was an unscientific straw poll. On the only scientific poll conducted in the district so far (from the linked article):
>The polling aggregator site FiveThirtyEight features only one poll for the 4th District GOP race, with Boebert scoring a 25-point lead over her nearest competitor, state Representative Mike Lynch. The polling company behind the results, Kaplan Strategies, suggested that Boebert’s advantage could fade as voters coalesce around one rival candidate further along in the race.
Look I’m just gonna say it, sorry if you all don’t want to hear it. But I just don’t think Lauren Boebert is an effective or competent politician.
Her only fans account is about to be booming
I lived in Colorado in Boebert’s old district for many years. While rural Colorado is very conservative, the voters have a pretty clear sense of what they consider “no longer one of us.”
John Salazar lost the district while I lived there because he was seen as too disconnected and only worried about his own future. Friends I have who still live there say Boebert is seen in the same light; worried about TV image and national attention, but not local problems. The carpetbagging move to the 4th district and very public moral hypocrisy behaviors only amplifies that. Even in the MAGA environment, she’s done.
Being rachet or wretched is fine for a popular culture personality just not for civil servants.
Maybe if she’d given out more handjobs?
June 25th is the start of the official end of Boebert in politics. After that, she’ll be a lame duck.
You’ll slowly hear some Republican anti-Trump voices, but is it still on time?
If she gets elected for one more term in the house she gets a pension for life 👀👀👀 big reason to kick her ass to the curb!
She was going to lose no matter what. Guess she’ll have to get back on only fans.
She must have very weak facial muscles because her mouth is always open.
Because an endorsement from Fatso is pure gold. Just ask Dr. Oz, Herschel Walker and dozens of others who ran in 2020 and 2022.
She needs to stop worrying about political polls and get on the pole that she is qualified for. And no, I am not trashing on strippers just that Broebert has no business being in Congress.
I can’t believe people actually find her effective. She and MTG are complete and utter idiots
Boebert back to McDonalds 🔜
She’ll probably start an OnlyFans account for some extra cash too
She moved into a more solid Republican district that isn’t Maga Republican. She still doesn’t know there’s a difference. There’s a contingent that will vote Democrat before they vote for Trump. Candidates from these districts understand this and act accordingly.
She literally showed up to rallies in Denver suburbs in cowboy boots, hat, and miniskirts. That’s a whole different level of tone deaf
Lauren Boebert Defeated
It may only be a poll, but damn that’s a pretty sentence…
It would be truly amazing to watch her lose to then watch the shit show her life would become. Willing to bet it would take less than a week for her OnlyFans career to start up.
The kiss of death
everything trump touches dies
Trump’s endorsement is gonna be poison, just like 2022 and 2020.
Time to go into full Erin Brockovich mode.
**The Republican Dream:** Boebert entered politics a married mother of 4, but she’ll be leaving politics a divorcee grandmother with at least 1 of 4 kids in jail.
Every day we are inching ever so closely to a Lauren Boebert OnlyFans launch.
She was going to lose anyway. Trump’s kiss of death was the maraschino cherry on top.
Like I said. The moment he endorsed her she lost. Go ahead, check my history if you want lol. Haha byebye bobert.
I wonder what her career will be like after politics but my guess is there’s gonna be a sextape involved
So much winning!
Back to the trailer park
No pension for her
Once defeated, Boebert may have to resort to giving handjobs during intermissions at Broadway shows to make some cash.
His endorsement has never been a positive and yet they chase it like starving dogs. Cult.
She will break records if she just gives up the Bible shtick she clearly doesn’t believe in anyway and just start an onlyfans.
Well she has a bright future in jerking off dudes behind a Denny’s
Man, for a second I was hoping she got primaried.
Soooo much winning…..
Did she win her primary?
Priceless…
As a Coloradan, can’t wait to get this embarrassment out of office. Not my district, but I know she won’t have a chance where she is running now. They are red up there, but not as extreme.
Going to be wild seeing a former congressperson with an OnlyFans this time next year.
Why did my mind automatically read it as ‘Lauren boebert defecated’…
Lauren Boebert is an embarrassment for the people of Colorado and for the country.