Someone just posted this through my letterbox in a unmarked envelope. Any ideas what it is?

by Mathdebater404

48 comments
  1. Is it a bird fat feeder thing? You have seeds etc and fat and hang in a tree?

  2. It’s a new designer drug, street name “grit” That’s about 5 grands worth.

  3. It’s from the council. Their local blokey put it through your letterbox. It’s going to be icy tomorrow and that’s the delivery to grit your path with.

  4. Eating my korma looking at this

    Guess I’ll save the rest for tmrw 🫶

  5. It’s one of those fancy ‘natural’ food box delivery services. That’ll be £25, thank you.

  6. It looks like your local assassin really needs to check the use by dates on his anthrax.

  7. It’s soil. Sometimes kids put soil in an envelope through a letterbox of people they dont like. Do you by chance have a child aged 6-11 in the house? If so, theyve probably got into an argument with some local kids.

  8. Tells you how long its been that someone happily opens an unmarked envelope with an unknown substance in it.
    Round about the start of the millenium, there was a rash of anthrax attacks posted through letterboxes.
    It’s unlikely to be that, but do keep an eye out if you start feeling unwell.

  9. It’s dirt from your grave. They tracked down the plastic surgeon you used and got her to spill the beans. Now they want their share of the loot or…. the hole is waiting.

    Either that or you have a nutty neighbour.

  10. I would have to smell it, drink a little, and taste it to tell you.
    Thought a screen I’m useless

  11. Looks like stuffing…. Stuffing has onions… Onions are poisonous to dogs….

  12. It looks like those little suet bird feeder balls. Maybe they accidentally knocked one out of your bird feeder?

  13. Definitely anthrax, or polonium…….don’t put it in your tea.

  14. You got a grit box nearby? Looks like kids have been in it and gifted you some. How thoughtful!

  15. I see you received your fancy “Graze” snack box.

  16. thats just shit. they put shit in your letter box.

  17. I’ve no idea. I had rasberries left on my doorstep last year. I never found out who left them there.

  18. Aaand we have patient zero, ladies and gentlemen.

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