Is it a bird fat feeder thing? You have seeds etc and fat and hang in a tree?
Do you have a dog by chance? Dognappers 100%
It’s a new designer drug, street name “grit” That’s about 5 grands worth.
thats so creepy
Haggis and tatites.
A really crumby shit
It’s from the council. Their local blokey put it through your letterbox. It’s going to be icy tomorrow and that’s the delivery to grit your path with.
Mom’s day cake.
Eating my korma looking at this
Guess I’ll save the rest for tmrw 🫶
Doorbell cam time
It’s one of those fancy ‘natural’ food box delivery services. That’ll be £25, thank you.
It looks like your local assassin really needs to check the use by dates on his anthrax.
Grit weed
It’s soil. Sometimes kids put soil in an envelope through a letterbox of people they dont like. Do you by chance have a child aged 6-11 in the house? If so, theyve probably got into an argument with some local kids.
Tells you how long its been that someone happily opens an unmarked envelope with an unknown substance in it.
Round about the start of the millenium, there was a rash of anthrax attacks posted through letterboxes.
It’s unlikely to be that, but do keep an eye out if you start feeling unwell.
It’s dirt from your grave. They tracked down the plastic surgeon you used and got her to spill the beans. Now they want their share of the loot or…. the hole is waiting.
Either that or you have a nutty neighbour.
I would have to smell it, drink a little, and taste it to tell you.
Thought a screen I’m useless
#Mouldy weed
It does actually look like Haggis 🤔
Looks like stuffing…. Stuffing has onions… Onions are poisonous to dogs….
That’s poop.
Sage and onion stuffing I think.
But valentines day was last month!
Looks like you and milk man have yourselves a meal!
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Free stuff!
Boof it
Is it a bird fat feeder thing? You have seeds etc and fat and hang in a tree?
Do you have a dog by chance? Dognappers 100%
It’s a new designer drug, street name “grit” That’s about 5 grands worth.
thats so creepy
Haggis and tatites.
A really crumby shit
It’s from the council. Their local blokey put it through your letterbox. It’s going to be icy tomorrow and that’s the delivery to grit your path with.
Mom’s day cake.
Eating my korma looking at this
Guess I’ll save the rest for tmrw 🫶
Doorbell cam time
It’s one of those fancy ‘natural’ food box delivery services. That’ll be £25, thank you.
It looks like your local assassin really needs to check the use by dates on his anthrax.
Grit weed
It’s soil. Sometimes kids put soil in an envelope through a letterbox of people they dont like. Do you by chance have a child aged 6-11 in the house? If so, theyve probably got into an argument with some local kids.
Tells you how long its been that someone happily opens an unmarked envelope with an unknown substance in it.
Round about the start of the millenium, there was a rash of anthrax attacks posted through letterboxes.
It’s unlikely to be that, but do keep an eye out if you start feeling unwell.
It’s dirt from your grave. They tracked down the plastic surgeon you used and got her to spill the beans. Now they want their share of the loot or…. the hole is waiting.
Either that or you have a nutty neighbour.
I would have to smell it, drink a little, and taste it to tell you.
Thought a screen I’m useless
#Mouldy weed
It does actually look like Haggis 🤔
Looks like stuffing…. Stuffing has onions… Onions are poisonous to dogs….
That’s poop.
Sage and onion stuffing I think.
But valentines day was last month!
Looks like you and milk man have yourselves a meal!
https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/0wo5NqvKk8
wtf is that
It looks like those little suet bird feeder balls. Maybe they accidentally knocked one out of your bird feeder?
Definitely anthrax, or polonium…….don’t put it in your tea.
detritus
Cordyceps. Let’s hope it doesn’t evolve.
You got a grit box nearby? Looks like kids have been in it and gifted you some. How thoughtful!
Eat it and find out
A threat
Ancient crumbs????
I see you received your fancy “Graze” snack box.
It looks like a soil/grit mixture similar to Ligma
Looks like one of those fatty bird food balls or haggis.
Cockroach 🪳 eggs
Man, Graze boxes have really gone downhill.
thats just shit. they put shit in your letter box.
Cursed granola!
Could be uranium ore
Or radium
Sugar with shit on
I’ve no idea. I had rasberries left on my doorstep last year. I never found out who left them there.
rocks with dirt idk
Graveyard dirt
Aaand we have patient zero, ladies and gentlemen.