Putin says “Russia is a country directly governed by God.”

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1. I believe Putin really thinks he is God. Because he rules Russia, like a God.

2. “Yes, comrades, we always knew that the Little Father was the agent and emissary of our Almighty Father in Heaven. And he has just confirmed it himself, if there were any doubt.”

3. C’mon, guy, everyone knows that God is supposed to talk to famous leaders in their dreams, he never “directly rules” these days. Get with the fucking program loser.

4. Makes sense, god is an asshole.

5. He probably thinks he is funny too.

6. So he is basically the orthodox version of the mullah?

7. God doesn’t want you to have toilets or human rights!

8. If there is a god, he’s fucked when he dies

9. He meant to say Gode (dildo in French)

10. Not the first maniac that invokes god for justifying vile deeds.

11. And thats why what Russia does is always good.

12. Another one …. Jesus !

13. Jeez… time for the nursing home…

14. Yeah, this Russian autocracy is better. Better than the union of Altar and Throne ever was.

    Can anyone say “caesaropapism”? So it is in the Third Rome.

15. Which God? More like a malevolently evil God… probably Satan!

16. Maybe that’s why Pope Francis is fan number 1

17. Maybe their god is khorne

18. Like the evil AI in Oblivion.

19. Does that “god” happen to have red leathery wings and a bifurcated tail? Like in Arthur C. Clark’s “Childhood’s End.”

20. Now he have lost it totally. This is the end.

21. Totally normal thing to say.

22. Yeah, and the incarceration of God is……. (A very modest secret agent)

23. Gott mit uns!

24. Y’all can cross “Putins gives deus valt speech prior to ww3” off your apocalypse bingo card.

25. We are going full feudalism now.

    One king under God

26. This is who the Pope wants Ukraine to negotiate with 🤣

27. So Putin is calling himself God now.

28. Their conduct in Ukraine, Georgia, and their interior territories says otherwise

29. Well, doesn’t he have a high opinion of himself.

30. Sounds like Putin can just step down, then. Even turn himself in to The Hague.

    I mean, God will protect him if what he says is true!

31. …apart from all the killing.

32. Pretty fuck shit God you’ve got there mr putin

33. He thinks he is a God now? Clearly a sign of dementia.

34. He needs a way out bad. At this point he is just trying to stay alive.

35. God wouldn’t use hypersonic missiles to hit apartment buildings. Putin is a moron.

36. What god?

    The blood god Khorne?

37. Let me guess he sees himself as God.

38. Long live the God Emperor of Mankind! The unification wars have begun!

39. God wanted their oligarchs to have fancy yachts and mansions while others shit outside because there’s no indoor plumbing. I can’t believe there are people who genuinely buy into this.

40. Putin worships corruption so that tracks.

41. His myrmidons probably told him he dropped the ball during the Tucker interview when he said he didn’t see supernatural forces at work, and now he’s trying to win back the Bible Belt.

    The original quote actually reminds me of Charles de Gaulle’s line about the impossibility of ruling a nation with 500 kinds of cheese…

42. Marshall von Munnich was born in the 17th century. All European kings and Queens considered themselves god’s earthly representatives at that time.

43. Eh porco dio

44. Lol, really aim for the religious right in democracies with that one.

45. So that’s where Trump gets it from: his Russian handler and master…

46. He’s got a good point.

    Have you read the Old Testament? God is a vindictive, vain, punitive, arbitrary, murderous, petulant, colossal asshole.