Common Pierre W. Hans machine cannot cut properly.
That’s why we never lent you the Guillotine. I don’t really like the Habsburgs, but… What a bloody mess it would have been.
Yeah, a perfectly (not really, feels industrial af) good baguette, ruined by German engineering.
As an engineer, the performance and outcome is……………………..something. I can’t even make a joke about the result on this and I REALLY want to think that the device was designed for something else.
According to EN 13954, the Brotschneidemaschine was disigned to cut Brot into slices. Baguette is Brot so I don’t see anything was wrong. I guess put toast in it could be a serious war crime.
can i put my dick in there
That pitiful ersatz of industrial sponge is not french
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Sneaky balkanite. Put a dark slice of bread in the claw thingy and the baguette was broken off. Never had a chance to grab anything. You set both Pierre and Hans up to fail. Well done, sir.
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Engineer not engineering
They call us lazy, but Hans prefers to get a shitty cut just to avoid having to cut it himself.
Putting a baguette in a Brotschneideautomat is like pushing Pierre into a pub fight – they just don’t match, and the result will be disappointing.
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French food meets German manufacturing, with Italian software.
https://i.redd.it/8zh0jfm5ijnc1.gif
what a massacre!!
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It’s because of a stuck piece of bread. German engineering is perfectly fine, Pierre is just too stupid to use the machine correctly.
Dear lord
Welp boys, here we go again
https://preview.redd.it/nupbaa8xmjnc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc3f0778dcf0422866528fe68d606c17627bc14
https://i.redd.it/kwrq8627sjnc1.gif
Sacre bleu
Common Pierre W. Hans machine cannot cut properly.
That’s why we never lent you the Guillotine. I don’t really like the Habsburgs, but… What a bloody mess it would have been.
Yeah, a perfectly (not really, feels industrial af) good baguette, ruined by German engineering.
As an engineer, the performance and outcome is……………………..something. I can’t even make a joke about the result on this and I REALLY want to think that the device was designed for something else.
According to EN 13954, the Brotschneidemaschine was disigned to cut Brot into slices. Baguette is Brot so I don’t see anything was wrong. I guess put toast in it could be a serious war crime.
can i put my dick in there
That pitiful ersatz of industrial sponge is not french
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Sneaky balkanite. Put a dark slice of bread in the claw thingy and the baguette was broken off. Never had a chance to grab anything. You set both Pierre and Hans up to fail. Well done, sir.
https://preview.redd.it/fe4gmibe7knc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae2c47c5c254e10f7a579ae25a4545fdc4eedb4
French formal verification techniques were not applied to this project.
Ok Hans I thought you stopped with war crimes after 45, wth
So that’s why these are always shut down for fixing. There’s always a sneaky Portuguese man that doesn’t use it the way it’s intended to be used.
bon appetit douchebag
“Only the penitent will pass”
Nailed it.
Looks like a shitty industrial baguette anyways
We need a video of this with a Brezel next to a ketchup bottle.
Looks like a piece of industrial rubber rejected from Hans’s baguette factory instead of an actual Baguette.
Buy your bread from bakeries, filthy heretics.
I have it from Pierre, that you never cut a baguette with a knife.
Pierre, please correct me if I’m wrong.