I quite like the royals, well most them anyway, and if I had a list of things I thought were important today, this would be near the bottom.
Given that they’ve already said that she won’t be doing public engagements until the start of June, why bother even engaging with the conspiracy theories?
I don’t know why everyone is worrying about Katherine, it’s obvious what has happened.
Since becoming Princess of Wales, she has made the decision to immerse herself in Welsh culture. Unfortunately, this has led to a complete obsession with Gavin & Stacey. The reason that she hasn’t been seen for weeks is that she’s been in Barry. She spends her all day on the dodgems, and angrily yelling “Oh! What’s occurring?” at anyone that tries to tell her that her session is over.
Someone in the Royal PR team is getting the sack today.
I want a dramatic twist where Charles abdicates his entire lineage and it turns out the next King is Frenchman that Rowan Atkinson needs to stop.
World’s oldest PR machine has really lost its touch
Let me just check my list of “things I really don’t give a fuck about”….
And here under the letter R we have….
Rabbits….
Roller blading….
AH! The Royal Family. Yup, they’re still on there…
I think she is still recovering from third leg surgery. It is all the rage right now and expect her to flaunt her new leg to the Daily Mail paps on a beach photoshoot soon.
Let’s be honest here. It’s either a suicide attempt or cosmetic surgery
I hope she recovers from her BBL surgery soon either that or Willy’s pushed her down the stairs…
The plan is going well. Everyone is talking about Kate, meanwhile ‘arry and the other one are sinking without trace. Give it a week or two and Kate will do a broadway number on the deck of the Queen Elizabeth carrier (its not really broken, they are just dressing it for Kate’s big number) , under a bannner proclaiming “Mission accomplished!”
It’s amazing how the royals have done exactly the right thing to amplify the mad conspiracy theories that surfaced on TikTok a few weeks ago.
They’ve gone from ‘haha, look they’re all crazy thinking she’s dead/in a coma’ to all the work chat this morning being about how she’s dead.
It’s really rather impressive.
Something sus has happened for sure since she was taken to hospital on Dec 28th and not seen since. And they announced she was having ‘surgery’ the same weekend they announced Charles’ cancer.
I just didn’t see wedding/engagement rings in the pic.
“ The implication here is not that the entire photo is a fake or that the Princess of Wales is more unwell than she appears in the image”
If even the BBC is saying this, is this a case of the British press trying to gradually roll-out the truth and prepare us?
When you have a hysterectomy you get a minimum of 3 months off work. what “Abdominal” surgery do we think that she had?
Move along there is no conspiracy here
Some people have said William went back to his pre wedding crest in his Israel-Gaza statement. I don’t care either way, but it would kinda confirm the family’s got issues of its own and probably shouldn’t have come down so hard on Meghan and Harry.
I’m still amazed the fact she’s not wearing a wedding ring isn’t being focused on more than a dodgy editing fail.
My money is on the universal truth that it is impossible to get 3 kids and an adult all smiling simultaneously in a photo, looking at the camera, with eyes open, hair looking good, not looking too weird, hands not waving about etc.
somebody used some half arsed iPhone app to cobble together the best bits of 20 attempts after William said “fuck this, that’s as good as we’re getting, now let’s go get a swan burger.”
It’s like the last episode of Only Fools where Marlene vanishes and Boycie is secretive about her disappearance, people assume he has killed her, but she only went to have a boob job. 😂
At this stage, even a photo of Kate holding up a newspaper with the current date wouldn’t stop the rumours and conspiracies
It’s almost like there is big news going on that we are being distracted from
The woman playing the part of Kate is on annual leave
Just saying, I seen that image when it first came out and said to my wife it was AI.
As someone that spends a lot of time looking at AI Images, it was dripping with it. Maybe I’m wrong but if they did use that tech, what a terrible judgement.
One can only sepculate but Thomas Kingston and Rose Hanbury come to mind
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I quite like the royals, well most them anyway, and if I had a list of things I thought were important today, this would be near the bottom.
Given that they’ve already said that she won’t be doing public engagements until the start of June, why bother even engaging with the conspiracy theories?
I don’t know why everyone is worrying about Katherine, it’s obvious what has happened.
Since becoming Princess of Wales, she has made the decision to immerse herself in Welsh culture. Unfortunately, this has led to a complete obsession with Gavin & Stacey. The reason that she hasn’t been seen for weeks is that she’s been in Barry. She spends her all day on the dodgems, and angrily yelling “Oh! What’s occurring?” at anyone that tries to tell her that her session is over.
Someone in the Royal PR team is getting the sack today.
I want a dramatic twist where Charles abdicates his entire lineage and it turns out the next King is Frenchman that Rowan Atkinson needs to stop.
World’s oldest PR machine has really lost its touch
Let me just check my list of “things I really don’t give a fuck about”….
And here under the letter R we have….
Rabbits….
Roller blading….
AH! The Royal Family. Yup, they’re still on there…
I think she is still recovering from third leg surgery. It is all the rage right now and expect her to flaunt her new leg to the Daily Mail paps on a beach photoshoot soon.
Let’s be honest here. It’s either a suicide attempt or cosmetic surgery
I hope she recovers from her BBL surgery soon either that or Willy’s pushed her down the stairs…
The plan is going well. Everyone is talking about Kate, meanwhile ‘arry and the other one are sinking without trace. Give it a week or two and Kate will do a broadway number on the deck of the Queen Elizabeth carrier (its not really broken, they are just dressing it for Kate’s big number) , under a bannner proclaiming “Mission accomplished!”
It’s amazing how the royals have done exactly the right thing to amplify the mad conspiracy theories that surfaced on TikTok a few weeks ago.
They’ve gone from ‘haha, look they’re all crazy thinking she’s dead/in a coma’ to all the work chat this morning being about how she’s dead.
It’s really rather impressive.
Something sus has happened for sure since she was taken to hospital on Dec 28th and not seen since. And they announced she was having ‘surgery’ the same weekend they announced Charles’ cancer.
I just didn’t see wedding/engagement rings in the pic.
“ The implication here is not that the entire photo is a fake or that the Princess of Wales is more unwell than she appears in the image”
If even the BBC is saying this, is this a case of the British press trying to gradually roll-out the truth and prepare us?
When you have a hysterectomy you get a minimum of 3 months off work. what “Abdominal” surgery do we think that she had?
Move along there is no conspiracy here
Some people have said William went back to his pre wedding crest in his Israel-Gaza statement. I don’t care either way, but it would kinda confirm the family’s got issues of its own and probably shouldn’t have come down so hard on Meghan and Harry.
I’m still amazed the fact she’s not wearing a wedding ring isn’t being focused on more than a dodgy editing fail.
My money is on the universal truth that it is impossible to get 3 kids and an adult all smiling simultaneously in a photo, looking at the camera, with eyes open, hair looking good, not looking too weird, hands not waving about etc.
somebody used some half arsed iPhone app to cobble together the best bits of 20 attempts after William said “fuck this, that’s as good as we’re getting, now let’s go get a swan burger.”
It’s like the last episode of Only Fools where Marlene vanishes and Boycie is secretive about her disappearance, people assume he has killed her, but she only went to have a boob job. 😂
At this stage, even a photo of Kate holding up a newspaper with the current date wouldn’t stop the rumours and conspiracies
It’s almost like there is big news going on that we are being distracted from
The woman playing the part of Kate is on annual leave
Just saying, I seen that image when it first came out and said to my wife it was AI.
As someone that spends a lot of time looking at AI Images, it was dripping with it. Maybe I’m wrong but if they did use that tech, what a terrible judgement.
One can only sepculate but Thomas Kingston and Rose Hanbury come to mind