Right, it’s time to talk about this. Following the suggestion that Nessie might be a he and fancies an American wummin I mistakenly searched ‘self published Highland romance novels. The result in images was terrifying.

by ewenmax

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  1. It’s a world of soft porn, chiselled abs and bekilted fellers gently tugging at the hilt of their Claymores whilst buxom Ginger lassies fawn at their thighs.

    [self published highland romance books – Search Images (bing.com)](https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=self+published+highland+romance+books&form=HDRSC4&first=1)

    Some might call it cultural appropriation, others might call it tasteless, I for one now have an insight to the increasing number of American woman I see stoating about Inverness with lustful intent. Who will stand up for our eye candy Highlanders and give them their dignity back?

    Edit: No doubt many Scottish men, South of the Highland line are left feeling a bit out of it with their lack of abs, flowing locks and buxom flame haired temptresses. This of course opens up a new opportunity in self penned erotica for Central Belt men…

    This is the standard to aspire to…

    [The Highlander’s Promise: 12 by Lynsay Sands https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0739ZVCJW/ref=cm_sw_r_pi_dp_U_x_NgYnAbVYRC… | Lynsay sands, Bride book, Historical romance (pinterest.co.uk)](https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/641974121859832069/)

  3. You know how there’s Paris Syndrome to describe the alarming sense of alienation and disappointment when some Japanese people finally travel to Paris and discover it’s not like Amelie, is there a similar thing for Scotland for middle aged American women who travel here and discover we’re all fat disgusting slobs?

  4. The pick-up areas at Edinburgh airport were like a Johnny Vegas convention. Can only imagine what Glasgow looks like

  6. >Following the suggestion that Nessie might be a he and fancies an American wummin I mistakenly searched ‘self published Highland romance novels. The result in images was terrifying.

    I was expecting something far more disturbing than the genteel innocence of the example pic you’ve attached to this post.

  7. Well that pic is a load of shite, I live near that loch and its A) not that green and B) so cold that nobody can get in past thier knees, in August.

  8. I love the fear and panic straight folk show when confronted with what straight women and Gay/Bi folks are into, left to morph mere men to our own devices.

    ***More.***

  9. Now they’re misgendering our Triassic Endlings!!!

  10. So many claymores, so few quatrefoils…

    Absolutely disgusting 😉

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