I won’t be hunting anyone who is armed with a crossbow, black or white
“Mr. Farage, why are you armed with a crossbow?”
“Our immigration policy has changed.”
“To what?”
“Natural selection. Survival of the fittest.”
No, no, no. It was only black women for a 10M donation.
For ALL black people he’d have had to cough up 20M. He only paid half. Cheapskate.
Ok. Newsthump is comedy news, for those that don’t get that. It is not real.
Will I be richly rewarded in government contracts for my £10m?
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I have no interest in hunting animals. Like maybe fishing because you’re “tricking” the fish, but there’s nothing sporting about turning up where, say, some deer live with a rifle.
But hunting another human with a cross-bow does appeal. Obviously not black people in particular. I’ll leave that to Rishi and Boris. But maybe if you could pay to hunt down criminals or something. Sounds like the ultimate stag party to me.
Was it only me that thought this was a genuine story where a reporter had dressed up as a sheikh and had got a senior member of the Tory party to say “we can certainly look into that” when asked if this could be arranged.
sounds like a mock the week frankie boyle punchline
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I won’t be hunting anyone who is armed with a crossbow, black or white
“Mr. Farage, why are you armed with a crossbow?”
“Our immigration policy has changed.”
“To what?”
“Natural selection. Survival of the fittest.”
No, no, no. It was only black women for a 10M donation.
For ALL black people he’d have had to cough up 20M. He only paid half. Cheapskate.
Ok. Newsthump is comedy news, for those that don’t get that. It is not real.
Will I be richly rewarded in government contracts for my £10m?
[removed]
I have no interest in hunting animals. Like maybe fishing because you’re “tricking” the fish, but there’s nothing sporting about turning up where, say, some deer live with a rifle.
But hunting another human with a cross-bow does appeal. Obviously not black people in particular. I’ll leave that to Rishi and Boris. But maybe if you could pay to hunt down criminals or something. Sounds like the ultimate stag party to me.
Was it only me that thought this was a genuine story where a reporter had dressed up as a sheikh and had got a senior member of the Tory party to say “we can certainly look into that” when asked if this could be arranged.
sounds like a mock the week frankie boyle punchline