To be fair, I don’t think they “got away” with a least one of those 😬
Elsaß when?
Paris, the only city in your country (there is literally no other) has more muslims per capita than anywhere in Germany (even Duisburg-Marxloh).
Not sure why you are listing all of our pros but thanks for the compliments.
“Highest swinger club per capita in the world”
and yet which nation needed to ban paternity tests to avoid the breakdown of their nation?
We should just boot them out of NATO and let them scrap it out with Russia again, I’m sure they will figure shit out
“burn more coal than poland”
seriously, are people to dumb to understand proportionality by now??
“Still use fax machines”
There is a limit to what can be forgiven.
No they think Döner is peak gastronomy. Specifically the kind with little bits of hair in it.
To me the worst crime is Pasta with Ketchup
Oh damn, that Adonis body of a german! Just look at the nippers and shoulder hair.😍
I love how no one mentions the dead Belgium, they’re so irrelevant.
– Still use fax machines.
– Are the most sexually degenerate in their continent.
🇩🇪 🤝 🇯🇵
Look, I understand your critique
I get it
But Currywurst is amazing fuck you
I would never kill the cute little Flemboys. They are precious to me.
And currywurst as a peak gastronomy? Dafuq, who fooled you about that?
All my Zuhausis eat Döner.
If your plan was to convince me to move to Germany, your plan is working
Currywurst isn’t the peak of gastronomy, but the Mettigel certainly is
In my job in civil engineering we still have a lot of paperwork and bureaucracy where it’s simply not needed but it looks good to have on paper so the directors in charge are happy to push more onto us since they don’t have to deal with it.
But FAX MACHINES? Fax still is being used unironically? Wtf Germany.
Just E-mail it you dinosaurs.
Stalin was right, the German states should have never been allowed to unify.
I’m sure the computing power I am about to generate from Germany will need a couple more
coal mines to be opened.
But don’t worry about it, it will take a while for them to wake up and check the fax machine for the news.
I suppose I could just log into a webex call from an unencrypted line if I wanted to know how they really feel about it.
I agree most of those with two exceptions.
No ones scapegoats Austria for Ww2, that is for Ww1 and we have a pretty good point there.
We are not the most degenerate, genocidal warmongers of the 20th century, at least Russia, Japan and China were worse than us (pretty sure some smaller countries on Asia and Africa as well but I am not sure about those).
(And yes, I get that this is a joke post but quite a few things there are serious, like, we burn WAY too much coal).
Unfortunately, the first rule of 2WE4U is don’t criticise the krauts e.g. pointing out they’ve been mid-tier for most of their history, and the few times they weren’t and managed accomplish anything, it was to destroy Europe and its wealth to the point that we’re all dependent on the bloody yanks.
Let’s face it, the Krauts treat meme subs the same way they treat arr/place, a concerted unified national effort. Let’s just be glad they’re not channelling that energy into doomed attempts to conquer the continent and we don’t have to burn their cities to calm them down again.
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To be fair, I don’t think they “got away” with a least one of those 😬
Elsaß when?
Paris, the only city in your country (there is literally no other) has more muslims per capita than anywhere in Germany (even Duisburg-Marxloh).
Not sure why you are listing all of our pros but thanks for the compliments.
“Highest swinger club per capita in the world”
and yet which nation needed to ban paternity tests to avoid the breakdown of their nation?
We should just boot them out of NATO and let them scrap it out with Russia again, I’m sure they will figure shit out
“burn more coal than poland”
seriously, are people to dumb to understand proportionality by now??
“Still use fax machines”
There is a limit to what can be forgiven.
No they think Döner is peak gastronomy. Specifically the kind with little bits of hair in it.
To me the worst crime is Pasta with Ketchup
Oh damn, that Adonis body of a german! Just look at the nippers and shoulder hair.😍
I love how no one mentions the dead Belgium, they’re so irrelevant.
– Still use fax machines.
– Are the most sexually degenerate in their continent.
🇩🇪 🤝 🇯🇵
Look, I understand your critique
I get it
But Currywurst is amazing fuck you
I would never kill the cute little Flemboys. They are precious to me.
And currywurst as a peak gastronomy? Dafuq, who fooled you about that?
All my Zuhausis eat Döner.
If your plan was to convince me to move to Germany, your plan is working
Currywurst isn’t the peak of gastronomy, but the Mettigel certainly is
In my job in civil engineering we still have a lot of paperwork and bureaucracy where it’s simply not needed but it looks good to have on paper so the directors in charge are happy to push more onto us since they don’t have to deal with it.
But FAX MACHINES? Fax still is being used unironically? Wtf Germany.
Just E-mail it you dinosaurs.
Stalin was right, the German states should have never been allowed to unify.
I’m sure the computing power I am about to generate from Germany will need a couple more
coal mines to be opened.
But don’t worry about it, it will take a while for them to wake up and check the fax machine for the news.
I suppose I could just log into a webex call from an unencrypted line if I wanted to know how they really feel about it.
I agree most of those with two exceptions.
No ones scapegoats Austria for Ww2, that is for Ww1 and we have a pretty good point there.
We are not the most degenerate, genocidal warmongers of the 20th century, at least Russia, Japan and China were worse than us (pretty sure some smaller countries on Asia and Africa as well but I am not sure about those).
(And yes, I get that this is a joke post but quite a few things there are serious, like, we burn WAY too much coal).
Unfortunately, the first rule of 2WE4U is don’t criticise the krauts e.g. pointing out they’ve been mid-tier for most of their history, and the few times they weren’t and managed accomplish anything, it was to destroy Europe and its wealth to the point that we’re all dependent on the bloody yanks.
Let’s face it, the Krauts treat meme subs the same way they treat arr/place, a concerted unified national effort. Let’s just be glad they’re not channelling that energy into doomed attempts to conquer the continent and we don’t have to burn their cities to calm them down again.
Fax machines? Fucking gross.