Hans explain yourself

by mrdepressedvampire

22 comments
  1. All that money could have gone to us you selfish bastards.

  2. Cologne is a hot mess, architecture-wise. But they’re nice people.

  3. Cologne is the most dysfunctional city we have. Yes, it’s worse than Berlin somehow

  4. The people of Cologne also spent 600 years building a fucking cathedral

  5. The Hans and the Hansas try to hide it from the world, but sometimes the SPD and the CDU do some corruption schemes.

    Now the Germans are going to persecute me for revealing their secrets, I’m going to Rio de Janeiro or Buenos Aires.

  6. “Expläin? Ja! Ich bin nicht ein güt architekt.” – Hans, 1955

  7. Poland had the good reflex and rebuilt so many things from pre war era, if it wasn’t for that Warsaw and Krakow would be just concrete jungle (east berlin)

  8. HANS WAS ZUM TEUFEL!!!! Why did you demolish that beautiful building!?!?!

  9. That’s a good change. Old one looked too Nazi (they loved beautiful architecture – evil), new one looks like a grey concrete Communist block (good)

  10. we use our money on stuff like this, so we don’t have to give it to the PIGS

  11. I guess we sent all intelligent architects to the Russian front. There is no other explanation possible.

  12. i live in the only city in germany that wasnt bombed by the allies

    guess where i live

  13. The Cologne Cathedral was completed after 600 years of construction and the main completion process was done by Prussians from Berlin.

    Cologne is like the German version of Rome. Every project durates centuries, if you are lucky only some decades, when you dig 2 meters you find at least 100 artifacts but they still manage to demolish everything for the superiority of the car.

    Also Cologne has some Italian style corruption called the Kölner Klüngel.

  14. They want to demolish the old one in Düsseldorf too and build a new one for like 1 bil. Olaf….

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