Macron is the type of guy where you wouldn’t be surprised if he either announced sending troops to ukraine or called for the immediate surrender of ukraine
we just bought x820 AGM-158B-2 JASSM-ER and x720 AIM-120C-8, x232 AIM-9X Block II
Assuming he will make a statement aligning with the public opinion without anything of substance…
If he goes full on French and says it’s time for troops. We must follow.
this will be fun
Pro moves: he announce war to Ukraine, get no resistance by them, then proceed to eradicate every Russian from the Eastern front.
SEND THE LEGION YOU SILLY MACARON
« In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the European Union will be reorganized into the Third French Empire! For a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by the august European Parliament and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new constitution!
By bringing the entire european continent under one law, one language, and the enlightened guidance of one individual, the corruption that plagued the European Union in its later years will never take root. Regional governors will eliminate the bureaucracy that allowed the Russian shills to grow unchecked. A strong and growing military will ensure the rule of law.
Under the Empire’s New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by force of arms. We will give no ground to our enemies and will stand together against attacks from within or without. Let the enemies of the Empire take heed: those who challenge Imperial resolve will be crushed.
We have taken on a task that will be difficult, but the people of the Empire are ready for the challenge. Because of our efforts, the galaxy has traded war for peace and anarchy for stability. Four hundred millions of beings now look forward to a secure future. The Empire will grow as more countries feel the call, from Western Europe to the border with the Russian Federation.
Imperial citizens must do their part. Join our grand army. Become the eyes of the Empire by reporting suspected insurrectionists. Travel to the corners of the European Continent to spread the principles of the New Order to barbarians. Build monuments and technical wonders that will speak of our glory for generations to come.
The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shameful russian shills. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagining.
We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one people: the Imperial citizens of the Third French Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today. »
Napoleon smiling down.
I can’t find any source for that aside of Nexta (and I won’t recreate an account on X), may I ask another source ? Thanks
We cannot send the army in Ukraine to fights the orcs just yet, so we have decided to invade UK to warm up the troops.
Macaroni Bonaparte
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make now go fight the Russians
What would a French declaration of war look like without the rest of NATO though?
I bet he bought Ratheon stock and he will announce he is going to spend money on them.
I unironically think that France could probably beat Russia by themselves.
Nothing ever happens
Frenchmen being sent to fight a distant war meanwhile their own country has been invaded and changed irreversibly and they’re not allowed to say anything about it. Would be funny if it wasn’t tragic.
Hes meeting Scholz and Tusk on friday. So who knows.
Alright Bois, WWIII be about to start, grab your popcorn and head for a shelter!
“Mes compatriotes français, je suis heureux de vous annoncer aujourd’hui que j’ai signé une législation qui interdira la Russie pour toujours. Nous commençons les bombardements dans cinq minutes.”
Doing what napoleon couldn’t
Macron has been waiting to get one over Putin ever since that event where Putin told him Russia could help France to defend itself and Macron answered France had its own army.
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War at last, waited so long for this one
Macron is the type of guy where you wouldn’t be surprised if he either announced sending troops to ukraine or called for the immediate surrender of ukraine
we just bought x820 AGM-158B-2 JASSM-ER and x720 AIM-120C-8, x232 AIM-9X Block II
so guys buckle up
France needs another Napoleon
https://preview.redd.it/z2t1r9cvn2oc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f12ddacbc6da352c369d98f8ebceeaf0ba8a2c
Assuming he will make a statement aligning with the public opinion without anything of substance…
If he goes full on French and says it’s time for troops. We must follow.
this will be fun
Pro moves: he announce war to Ukraine, get no resistance by them, then proceed to eradicate every Russian from the Eastern front.
SEND THE LEGION YOU SILLY MACARON
« In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the European Union will be reorganized into the Third French Empire! For a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by the august European Parliament and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new constitution!
By bringing the entire european continent under one law, one language, and the enlightened guidance of one individual, the corruption that plagued the European Union in its later years will never take root. Regional governors will eliminate the bureaucracy that allowed the Russian shills to grow unchecked. A strong and growing military will ensure the rule of law.
Under the Empire’s New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by force of arms. We will give no ground to our enemies and will stand together against attacks from within or without. Let the enemies of the Empire take heed: those who challenge Imperial resolve will be crushed.
We have taken on a task that will be difficult, but the people of the Empire are ready for the challenge. Because of our efforts, the galaxy has traded war for peace and anarchy for stability. Four hundred millions of beings now look forward to a secure future. The Empire will grow as more countries feel the call, from Western Europe to the border with the Russian Federation.
Imperial citizens must do their part. Join our grand army. Become the eyes of the Empire by reporting suspected insurrectionists. Travel to the corners of the European Continent to spread the principles of the New Order to barbarians. Build monuments and technical wonders that will speak of our glory for generations to come.
The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shameful russian shills. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagining.
We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one people: the Imperial citizens of the Third French Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today. »
Napoleon smiling down.
I can’t find any source for that aside of Nexta (and I won’t recreate an account on X), may I ask another source ? Thanks
Military are on the move btw
https://vxtwitter.com/tweetforAnna/status/1766460559887679790?t=Z2POmWViDD7l5T54UiKLFQ&s=19
We cannot send the army in Ukraine to fights the orcs just yet, so we have decided to invade UK to warm up the troops.
Macaroni Bonaparte
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make now go fight the Russians
What would a French declaration of war look like without the rest of NATO though?
I bet he bought Ratheon stock and he will announce he is going to spend money on them.
I unironically think that France could probably beat Russia by themselves.
Nothing ever happens
Frenchmen being sent to fight a distant war meanwhile their own country has been invaded and changed irreversibly and they’re not allowed to say anything about it. Would be funny if it wasn’t tragic.
Hes meeting Scholz and Tusk on friday. So who knows.
Alright Bois, WWIII be about to start, grab your popcorn and head for a shelter!
“Mes compatriotes français, je suis heureux de vous annoncer aujourd’hui que j’ai signé une législation qui interdira la Russie pour toujours. Nous commençons les bombardements dans cinq minutes.”
Doing what napoleon couldn’t
Macron has been waiting to get one over Putin ever since that event where Putin told him Russia could help France to defend itself and Macron answered France had its own army.
He can’t wait for those “Vive l’Empereur” chants!