“Ja pierre, ziz iz me, hanz von kraut, pleaze come to the Bunderstag now ze futur of EVROPA dependz on it!”
I’ve also been getting a lot of spam calls from other countries and also messages inviting me to join worldcoin. It’s insane. Every single day for the past few weeks.
I get calls from Spain all the fucking time, if they get calls from france we might go full circle
They needed you for their latest scat party
You get Germany you lucky bastard? I get africa and Iran.
**It was not a phone call!**
It was a fax with *important military secrets* about France upcoming direct war with Russia. Unfortunately they got the number wrong.
This all happened because the fax machine was needlessly complex because it was designed and build in Germany, a country where nobody can ever mention that an appliance, organisation or process is too byzantine, for risk of being ostracized.
In the end they remotely upgraded one Miele dishwasher to a washing machine by accident, took away the seat warming of a random BMW by accident and faxed the highly confidential information to your phone number.
While researching how the fax machine was supposed to work by reading the 400 page manual, they did not find relevant information. However, they did finally find out how to use their Siemens combi-oven as a microwave. Unfortunately, how to make it stop beeping aggressively when it is done, unlike the oven which will burn your house down, is still a mystery. The only known workaround is to buy your appliances from literally any other country.
My condolences to the person who called you, nobody should be forced to talk to french people
I get spam (once in a while) calls from specifically Italy
Everyone call whoever this is
YOU CAN’T PUBLISH DIS IS AGAINST DATA PROTECTION LAW
Seismic sensors triggered a call to ask you about the extended warranty for your toilet bowl?
You are too poor to be called up by a German
It was me. Wanted to remind you to wipe with toilet paper this time.
I tried to call France, but without success – it was again occupied.
Guten Tag, wir möchten sie gerne über ihre abgelaufende Auto Garantie informieren.
Imagine getting called on siesta time, that is to be furious, not that.
Stop being a refuser
Guten Tag, ve vant to inform you zat your computer is infiziert viz nein viruses. Bitte transfer 1000$ in Bitcoin für prevent loss of all your Daten.
I got message yesterday saying my package is ready to be picked up. I just needed to pay the toll. The number was from Kenya and I live in Denmark. The message was surprisingly in fine Danish.
Put your phone in English pls
A couple of months ago I got one from “Ronse, East Flanders, Belgium”. I think that’s worse.
You guys are getting calls from Europe? Mine are all African. Can you block an entire continent?
For some reason the O2 customer service called you
I’m glad you all receive calls for me while I don’t have to. But I’d probably feel inspired to mock the shit out of them after threatening them to sue ^(it has worked so far for French call center, have been bothered like 3 times in my life) .
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YES, DIS IS MIGROSOFT
C’était moi. C’est une complote organisé par la Bundesnachrichtendienst pour énerver les Français.
I tried to invite you for lunch 🙁
https://preview.redd.it/sain31alb4oc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd30b627a44de71f0f9fceb138f6a7a7b0ed4e6
“Ja pierre, ziz iz me, hanz von kraut, pleaze come to the Bunderstag now ze futur of EVROPA dependz on it!”
I’ve also been getting a lot of spam calls from other countries and also messages inviting me to join worldcoin. It’s insane. Every single day for the past few weeks.
I get calls from Spain all the fucking time, if they get calls from france we might go full circle
They needed you for their latest scat party
You get Germany you lucky bastard? I get africa and Iran.
**It was not a phone call!**
It was a fax with *important military secrets* about France upcoming direct war with Russia. Unfortunately they got the number wrong.
This all happened because the fax machine was needlessly complex because it was designed and build in Germany, a country where nobody can ever mention that an appliance, organisation or process is too byzantine, for risk of being ostracized.
In the end they remotely upgraded one Miele dishwasher to a washing machine by accident, took away the seat warming of a random BMW by accident and faxed the highly confidential information to your phone number.
While researching how the fax machine was supposed to work by reading the 400 page manual, they did not find relevant information. However, they did finally find out how to use their Siemens combi-oven as a microwave. Unfortunately, how to make it stop beeping aggressively when it is done, unlike the oven which will burn your house down, is still a mystery. The only known workaround is to buy your appliances from literally any other country.
My condolences to the person who called you, nobody should be forced to talk to french people
https://preview.redd.it/ai2l9kqii4oc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3b8cfa11ed804797dac59ac97ad27a6a0df34f
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I get spam (once in a while) calls from specifically Italy
Everyone call whoever this is
YOU CAN’T PUBLISH DIS IS AGAINST DATA PROTECTION LAW
Seismic sensors triggered a call to ask you about the extended warranty for your toilet bowl?
You are too poor to be called up by a German
It was me. Wanted to remind you to wipe with toilet paper this time.
I tried to call France, but without success – it was again occupied.
Guten Tag, wir möchten sie gerne über ihre abgelaufende Auto Garantie informieren.
Imagine getting called on siesta time, that is to be furious, not that.
Stop being a refuser
Guten Tag, ve vant to inform you zat your computer is infiziert viz nein viruses. Bitte transfer 1000$ in Bitcoin für prevent loss of all your Daten.
I got message yesterday saying my package is ready to be picked up. I just needed to pay the toll. The number was from Kenya and I live in Denmark. The message was surprisingly in fine Danish.
Put your phone in English pls
A couple of months ago I got one from “Ronse, East Flanders, Belgium”. I think that’s worse.
You guys are getting calls from Europe? Mine are all African. Can you block an entire continent?
For some reason the O2 customer service called you
I’m glad you all receive calls for me while I don’t have to. But I’d probably feel inspired to mock the shit out of them after threatening them to sue ^(it has worked so far for French call center, have been bothered like 3 times in my life) .