One upside to an entire country being forced to sing the same hymns at school- we collectively have an excellent set of melodies to do football chants to and everyone knows them
I can start a chant to the tune of *Lord of the Dance* or *Give me Oil in my Lamp* knowing everyone else will catch into it fast
We only hate ~~Mancs~~ Swedes,
We only hate ~~Mancs~~ Swedes,
We’re not racists,
We only hate ~~Mancs~~ Swedes
#SHADWELL
Being more literate than Ameri**nts is not the flex one might hope it is.
Americans will never top Hearts rendition of “Paulo Sergio” to the tune of KC & The Sunshine Band, let alone everything else.
Well, piss drunk at the stadium or at the pub during the game is the moment Barry is most in tone with his past relative William Shakespeare. His spirit truly overflows with culture and creativity. On top of that, at that exact moment, Barry’s lyrical hability receive an enormous boost, making him capable of developing instant musical classics appreciated not only by his fellow Barrys but by his whole Barrynation.
i was literally embarassed for the americans at the world cup, all they were “chanting” was U S A USA
The best one I’ve heard about is the one they made about a footballer’s wife having an affair with an infamous crime boss.
What’s that coming over your wife?
Is it a mobster? Is it a mobster?
This is my personal favourite, Newcastle fans made up a song about Adam Johnson (s*nderland player) who got convicted for sex with an underage girl, to the tune of Yankee Doodle
Meanwhile in south Europe , we mainly focus on the sexual activity with the female family members of the opposing side . Oh , and copious acts and threats of violence .
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One upside to an entire country being forced to sing the same hymns at school- we collectively have an excellent set of melodies to do football chants to and everyone knows them
I can start a chant to the tune of *Lord of the Dance* or *Give me Oil in my Lamp* knowing everyone else will catch into it fast
We only hate ~~Mancs~~ Swedes,
We only hate ~~Mancs~~ Swedes,
We’re not racists,
We only hate ~~Mancs~~ Swedes
#SHADWELL
Being more literate than Ameri**nts is not the flex one might hope it is.
Proof
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/17th5g0/leeds_fans_ripping_into_a_plymouth_fan_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
🎵 Auf der Alm, da steht ‘ne Kuh, halleluja 🎵
Americans will never top Hearts rendition of “Paulo Sergio” to the tune of KC & The Sunshine Band, let alone everything else.
Well, piss drunk at the stadium or at the pub during the game is the moment Barry is most in tone with his past relative William Shakespeare. His spirit truly overflows with culture and creativity. On top of that, at that exact moment, Barry’s lyrical hability receive an enormous boost, making him capable of developing instant musical classics appreciated not only by his fellow Barrys but by his whole Barrynation.
i was literally embarassed for the americans at the world cup, all they were “chanting” was U S A USA
The best one I’ve heard about is the one they made about a footballer’s wife having an affair with an infamous crime boss.
What’s that coming over your wife?
Is it a mobster? Is it a mobster?
This is my personal favourite, Newcastle fans made up a song about Adam Johnson (s*nderland player) who got convicted for sex with an underage girl, to the tune of Yankee Doodle
https://youtu.be/4089VOSq-T0?si=d2fNT31unNCnjW19
https://preview.redd.it/wmz6we4t06oc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dee631de91f85cb72e5ff20797fc5f8fa053f59
Meanwhile in south Europe , we mainly focus on the sexual activity with the female family members of the opposing side . Oh , and copious acts and threats of violence .