Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar for an eighteenth time.
Last year we saw Marnie win investment in her boxing gym. Last year's candidates seemed to be even shitter than the year before, let's see if this year is an improvement.
It's time for one of the best tasks, the city tour. How long before LordSirAlan calls someone a pest?
Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants. There seems to be an abundance of candidates from Yorkshire this year, and two pie company owners. One candidate even has a number three single to his name.
There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who will be least shit.
| Name | Occupation | PM count | Twat? | Week out |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amina Khan | Pharmacist & Business Owner | – | Yes | 4 |
| (Dr.) Asif Munaf | Owner, Wellness Brand | 1 | Clapping Twat | 3 |
| Flo Edwards | Recruitment Consultant | 1 | Yes | – |
| Foluso Falade | Project Manager | 1 | Yes | – |
| Jack Davies | Recruitment Director | 1 | Yes | 4 |
| Maura Rath | Owner, Yoga Company | – | Yes | – |
| Noor Bouziane | Owner, Jewellery Company | – | Yes | – |
| Oliver Medforth | Sales Executive | – | Yes | 1 |
| Onyeka Nweze | Chartered Company Secretary | 1 | Yes | 5 |
| Paul Bowen | Director, Pie Company | – | Yes | 2 |
| (Dr.) Paul Midha | Owner, Dental Group | 1 | Yes | – |
| Phil Turner | Owner, Pie Company | 1 | Yes | – |
| Rachel Woolford | Boutique Fitness Studio Owner | – | Yes | – |
| Raj Chohan | Mortgage Broker | 1 | Yes | – |
| Sam Saadet | Pre & Post Natal Fitness Coach | 1 | Yes | 6 |
| Steve Darken | Management Consultant | 1 | Yes | – |
| Tre Lowe | Music & Wellness Entrepreneur | 1 | Yes | – |
| Virdi Singh Mazaria | Music Producer | 1 | Yes | – |
by StardustOasis
24 comments
Hope drinks are included, and not just one bottle of water between so many people.
They won’t sell any tickets for 160 will they?
“It’s a profit task” – unlike those other ones where you’re expected to lose as much money as possible ?
Sometimes in Hungary, there’s expensive wine tours.
Unexpected team change!
Keep Virdi well away from everything
Still loving Karren’s flat screen sunglasses.
Tre should be good at running the tour though
First time for someone to see the task, realise its going to be a shit show and move to the other team
Budapest does look nice though.
Wait – do they not got someone in return?
Tre laughts at the idea she doesn’t know what city she’s in, but you can tell he’s crying inside
I’m wanting to visit Budapest so this will be interesting
Considering she doesn’t know where they are, sending Noor to the other team feels like an act of sabotage from Karren more than anything.
Have to admit, I would love to visit Budapest but will never go until Orban, and Fidesz are out of power.
Maybe just me, but I don’t think Tre is AS much of a twat as the rest – maybe so-so twat
I thought Hungary used forints, not euros?
It makes me die when they say “it’s a bit out of my price range” like why would they care
As good a negotiation as I’ve ever seen on the apprentice.
Rachel being really competent is nice to see. It’s rare to see that in the present seasons
Why is it in Euros?
Where’s George Ezra
They keep saying “Euro” , but Hungry uses the Forint , which is about 400 to one Euro. I’d be a right laugh if they sell a ticket for “100” thinking Euros, and at the end of the tour, the person hands them 100 Forint ( about a quater of a Euro ) instead.
Karren’s glasses really do like flat screen TVs