What’s the perfect kebab to salad ratio?

by LegitimatelisedSoil

26 comments
  1. Is that mayo? That’s a sin. Should be chilli sauce. No elephant leg either, only lamb shish.

  2. Two skewers of meat. Extra chill boss. And however much salad can fit beyond there.

  3. as much salad as possible

    yes chilli sauce

    no garlic sauce

  4. Smash three times that amount of salad all over the top of everything and smother the bitch in garlic sauce.

    Disappointing lack of red cabbage an all.

  5. That looks filthy and now I want one. But I had sausage and chips for tea so it’s out of the question.

  6. No chilli sauce? This thing out there looking like a McCum sandwich 😭

  7. I swear the last 4 doner meat and chips I’ve had has had wayy too few chips. It’s so annoying bc it’s more expensive for them anyway

    Same with the aldi chicken stir fry kit, too much chicken and not enough veggies

  8. Idk man I prefer completely plain kebabs, meat and bread is all ya need

  9. This is a question for the ages. Whenever the radge that invented the internet figured it out this is what he had in mind. The genius. I think the quality of the salad is crucial. If it’s as fresh and crisp as the foothills of the Andes I reckon a solid 50/50. If it looks like it’s been out since Tuesday and is starting to curl up a bit…salad free and go chilli/mint sauce only.

  10. Not enough salad and missing key kebab salad ingredients.

    Where’s the chilli sauce? What’s the cum?

    Fuck this is the worst kebab I’ve ever seen. Looks cold too.

  11. Just dump everything on😮‍💨 salad, pita, kebab, just make sure the box is filled

  12. I’ll only have salad if it’s cheese garnished fried potato chips.

  13. So many people in here saying no salad and only gatlic no chilli. You need to up your kebab game. Chilli sauce and red cabbage wre must haves

  14. 30% mayo

    30% lettuce

    40% meat

    0% bread…. bread can fuck off

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