Bunch of Texans are probably going to start learning about VPNs.
Ted Cruz going to be going on more trips to Cancun now huh?
Debbie *no longer* Does Dallas
Need to fap one off? Don’t visit The One Star State
It’s perfectly acceptable to take away women’s health care in Texas, particularly when it impacts minority groups to a greater degree. But now they’ve messed with the rights of white dudes.
Break out the Literotica
This shit is truly beyond satire. The whole thing with being a free country is that freedom often is prioritized over security.
Peoples freedom to own guns is more important than a group of children in a school being secure.
Peoples freedom to be outspokenly racist is more important then protecting the feelings of minorities.
But here it is, the line in the sand, people freedom to view porn is not more important then making sure kids cant view porn.
It really is all about being terrified of people enjoying sex.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the blue balls.
Tones of angry churchgoers who can’t get their trans porn fix
Wonder how long before they start screaming something about “Wokeness took our porn away!”
Just add it to the list of reason Paxton is a horrible human being
First they took away drag story time and I did not speak out because I was not a storyteller in drag.
Then they took away birth control and I did not speak out because I never had sex.
Then they took away online porn and I did not speak out because I do not spank the monkey.
Who am I kiddin’? Nanny State! Government Overreach!
Performative politics.
There’s TEN THOUSAND porn sites on the web.
This has got EFF ALL (hah!) to do with protecting children and everything with performing some theatre for an appreciative audience who wants to see their own sins punished, as god intended.
American xtians: Sin and then flail others for the sins they committed themselves. Special type of projection.
When AG “OneEye” Paxton sued, was he aware that many other porn sites exist and not just Pornhub?
If only there was a program to download that can VPN you to another state 🤔
For you Texan missing pornhub, we will be pulling for ya
In other news, Pornhub’s parent company launches a paid VPN service.
To those curious, this is what that website says if you attempt to access from Texas:
“Dear user,
As you may know, your elected officials in Texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website. Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing Texas’s stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors.
While safety and compliance are at the forefront of our mission, providing identification every time you want to visit an adult platform is not an effective solution for protecting users online, and in fact, will put minors and your privacy at risk.
Attempting to mandate age verification without any means to enforce at scale gives platforms the choice to comply or not, leaving millions of platforms open and accessible. As we’ve seen in other states, such bills have failed to protect minors, by driving users from those few websites which comply, to the millions of websites, with far fewer safety measures in place, which do not comply. Very few sites are able to compare to the robust Trust and Safety measures we currently have in place. To protect minors and user privacy, any legislation must be enforced against all platforms offering adult content.
Unfortunately, the Texas law for age verification is ineffective, haphazard, and dangerous. Not only will it not actually protect children, but it will also inevitably reduce content creators’ ability to post and distribute legal adult content and directly impact their ability to share the artistic messages they want to convey with it.
The safety of our users is one of our biggest concerns. **We believe that the only effective solution for protecting minors and adults alike is to verify users’ age on their device and to either deny or allow access to age-restricted materials and websites based on that verification.**
We call on all adult sites to comply with the law. Until the real solution is offered, we have made the difficult decision to completely disable access to our website in Texas. In doing so, we are complying with the law, as we always do, but hope that governments around the world will implement laws that actually protect the safety and security of users.
We encourage you to:
Learn more about device-based age verification* solutions that make the internet safer while also respecting your privacy.
Contact your representatives and demand device-based verification solutions that make the internet safer while also respecting your privacy.
*Device-Based Age Verification refers to any approach to age verification where the personal information that is used to verify the user’s age is either shared in-person at an authorized retailer, inputted locally into the user’s device, or stored on a network controlled by the device manufacturer or the supplier of the device’s operating system. Whether through pre-installed content blocking and filtering software, the disabling of web-browsing permissions, or other means, the user will then be prevented from accessing age-restricted content over the internet unless they are age-verified. To come to fruition, such an approach requires the cooperation of manufacturers and operating-system providers.”
An entire state of people monitoring each other’s porn!
Why are so many people from Sri Lanka logging in to PornHub?
It’s not just pornhub, but all websites owned by mindgeek, the largest online porn monopoly, that you can no longer access from Texas. Here is a complete list of them.
Send Boebert in with a vat of lotion, there’s are a lot of handjobs that need givin’.
Maybe these people will stop voting for the people hellbent on taking away their freedom. If you want to help them get the message, check out /r/voteDEM for ways you can help elect Democrats all over the country.
Sucks for Ted Cruz.
This is going to make a ton of Texans very frustrated and because of how taboo porn is, they’ll say nothing.
Vpn
Soon to be a very frustrated state. I feel like more than a few guys were pissed when that shit didn’t load….
Nord is going to see a spike.
Texas about to be a very robust and productive state now
This is where the rubber meets the road. Old Texas folks cannot and will not live w/o their porn. Onward Christian Soldiers.
Those VPN sites should start releasing metrics for politicians…
Republicans are why we can’t have nice things.
Paxton is probably their biggest patron too…
Well that does it.
Donald Trump will stop campaigning in Texas.
Since Pornhub is down in Texas indefinitely. Lots of men and women have the time to get registered to vote. Vote blue with your blue balls! Because you’d be a fool if you think it stops here. Morality Sheriffs incoming!
What has American become now….when you can’t get your right to porn in Texas of all states???
What about free speech and artful expression ??? Don’t tread on me…free or die.
One man’s or woman’s vulgarity is another’s form of free expression and art…
Keep electing those christian frauds y’all!
Get used to more church and less jerking fellas!
And this is how Texas turns blue.
Republicans: Joe Biden and the Democrats are trying to control you!
*Republicans literally controlling JO content.*
Greg Abbot is gonna be pissed. I’m sure he’s all about the stepdad clips.
We will all have VPNs by the end of the year
Money well spent trying to keep porn off the internet. Good luck with that Texas.
Ted Cruz grabs his ol trusty Sears catalog.
There’s now a shortage of Sears catalogs in Texas.
Now we are going to see really weird MAGA behavior – no more jerking off to relieve their blue balls
I felt a disruption in The Force and wondered what was up.
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Bunch of Texans are probably going to start learning about VPNs.
Ted Cruz going to be going on more trips to Cancun now huh?
Debbie *no longer* Does Dallas
Need to fap one off? Don’t visit The One Star State
It’s perfectly acceptable to take away women’s health care in Texas, particularly when it impacts minority groups to a greater degree. But now they’ve messed with the rights of white dudes.
Break out the Literotica
This shit is truly beyond satire. The whole thing with being a free country is that freedom often is prioritized over security.
Peoples freedom to own guns is more important than a group of children in a school being secure.
Peoples freedom to be outspokenly racist is more important then protecting the feelings of minorities.
But here it is, the line in the sand, people freedom to view porn is not more important then making sure kids cant view porn.
It really is all about being terrified of people enjoying sex.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the blue balls.
This cockroach is incredibly hard to eradicate but [impeached](https://www.texastribune.org/series/ken-paxton-impeachment-texas-attorney-general) and [indicted](https://www.texastribune.org/2023/10/30/ken-paxton-securities-fraud-charges-trial/) Texas attorney general Ken Paxton may have finally found a way to [commit political suicide.](https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4532842-pornhub-disables-website-in-texas-after-ag-sues-for-not-verifying-users-ages/)
Tones of angry churchgoers who can’t get their trans porn fix
Wonder how long before they start screaming something about “Wokeness took our porn away!”
Just add it to the list of reason Paxton is a horrible human being
First they took away drag story time and I did not speak out because I was not a storyteller in drag.
Then they took away birth control and I did not speak out because I never had sex.
Then they took away online porn and I did not speak out because I do not spank the monkey.
Who am I kiddin’? Nanny State! Government Overreach!
Performative politics.
There’s TEN THOUSAND porn sites on the web.
This has got EFF ALL (hah!) to do with protecting children and everything with performing some theatre for an appreciative audience who wants to see their own sins punished, as god intended.
American xtians: Sin and then flail others for the sins they committed themselves. Special type of projection.
When AG “OneEye” Paxton sued, was he aware that many other porn sites exist and not just Pornhub?
If only there was a program to download that can VPN you to another state 🤔
For you Texan missing pornhub, we will be pulling for ya
In other news, Pornhub’s parent company launches a paid VPN service.
To those curious, this is what that website says if you attempt to access from Texas:
“Dear user,
As you may know, your elected officials in Texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website. Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing Texas’s stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors.
While safety and compliance are at the forefront of our mission, providing identification every time you want to visit an adult platform is not an effective solution for protecting users online, and in fact, will put minors and your privacy at risk.
Attempting to mandate age verification without any means to enforce at scale gives platforms the choice to comply or not, leaving millions of platforms open and accessible. As we’ve seen in other states, such bills have failed to protect minors, by driving users from those few websites which comply, to the millions of websites, with far fewer safety measures in place, which do not comply. Very few sites are able to compare to the robust Trust and Safety measures we currently have in place. To protect minors and user privacy, any legislation must be enforced against all platforms offering adult content.
Unfortunately, the Texas law for age verification is ineffective, haphazard, and dangerous. Not only will it not actually protect children, but it will also inevitably reduce content creators’ ability to post and distribute legal adult content and directly impact their ability to share the artistic messages they want to convey with it.
The safety of our users is one of our biggest concerns. **We believe that the only effective solution for protecting minors and adults alike is to verify users’ age on their device and to either deny or allow access to age-restricted materials and websites based on that verification.**
We call on all adult sites to comply with the law. Until the real solution is offered, we have made the difficult decision to completely disable access to our website in Texas. In doing so, we are complying with the law, as we always do, but hope that governments around the world will implement laws that actually protect the safety and security of users.
We encourage you to:
Learn more about device-based age verification* solutions that make the internet safer while also respecting your privacy.
Contact your representatives and demand device-based verification solutions that make the internet safer while also respecting your privacy.
*Device-Based Age Verification refers to any approach to age verification where the personal information that is used to verify the user’s age is either shared in-person at an authorized retailer, inputted locally into the user’s device, or stored on a network controlled by the device manufacturer or the supplier of the device’s operating system. Whether through pre-installed content blocking and filtering software, the disabling of web-browsing permissions, or other means, the user will then be prevented from accessing age-restricted content over the internet unless they are age-verified. To come to fruition, such an approach requires the cooperation of manufacturers and operating-system providers.”
An entire state of people monitoring each other’s porn!
Why are so many people from Sri Lanka logging in to PornHub?
It’s not just pornhub, but all websites owned by mindgeek, the largest online porn monopoly, that you can no longer access from Texas. Here is a complete list of them.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/s/dm3eRbYCw3
The Porn Dude:
“Guys I can only handle so much traffic.”
When are vpns gonna ban conservatives ? 😂 /s
Send Boebert in with a vat of lotion, there’s are a lot of handjobs that need givin’.
Maybe these people will stop voting for the people hellbent on taking away their freedom. If you want to help them get the message, check out /r/voteDEM for ways you can help elect Democrats all over the country.
Sucks for Ted Cruz.
This is going to make a ton of Texans very frustrated and because of how taboo porn is, they’ll say nothing.
Vpn
Soon to be a very frustrated state. I feel like more than a few guys were pissed when that shit didn’t load….
Nord is going to see a spike.
Texas about to be a very robust and productive state now
This is where the rubber meets the road. Old Texas folks cannot and will not live w/o their porn. Onward Christian Soldiers.
Those VPN sites should start releasing metrics for politicians…
Republicans are why we can’t have nice things.
Paxton is probably their biggest patron too…
Well that does it.
Donald Trump will stop campaigning in Texas.
Since Pornhub is down in Texas indefinitely. Lots of men and women have the time to get registered to vote. Vote blue with your blue balls! Because you’d be a fool if you think it stops here. Morality Sheriffs incoming!
What has American become now….when you can’t get your right to porn in Texas of all states???
What about free speech and artful expression ??? Don’t tread on me…free or die.
One man’s or woman’s vulgarity is another’s form of free expression and art…
Keep electing those christian frauds y’all!
Get used to more church and less jerking fellas!
And this is how Texas turns blue.
Republicans: Joe Biden and the Democrats are trying to control you!
*Republicans literally controlling JO content.*
Greg Abbot is gonna be pissed. I’m sure he’s all about the stepdad clips.
We will all have VPNs by the end of the year
Money well spent trying to keep porn off the internet. Good luck with that Texas.
Ted Cruz grabs his ol trusty Sears catalog.
There’s now a shortage of Sears catalogs in Texas.
Now we are going to see really weird MAGA behavior – no more jerking off to relieve their blue balls
I felt a disruption in The Force and wondered what was up.