Russians are so Big Mad at Macron right now, that they are fantasizing how to carve up France after they invade.

by PipiCacaVomi

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  2. They even went full hoi4 chaotic clusterfuck, edgy 14yo style: fragmented Europe.

  3. We still have access to both the Atlantic and Channel. That’s way better than what they had in store for Ukraine.

    Funny how they could not even find a decent caricaturist, had to pull a drawing from Charlie Hebdo

  4. Have to say, their map-wankers are creative. The logo with Macron’s head/Notre-Dame burning is hilarious.

  5. As long as they also carve up Wallonia to be part of New France.

  8. If Russia squirms and whines you know you’re doing stuff right. Keep going Fr*nce

  9. The balkanisation of fr*nce, never thought I’d see the day

  10. The more I think about it, the more russians propagandists look like Paradox Interactive games players; releasing every vassals is a viable strategy in EU4 to weaken your rival.

    Hope Russia will get stack-wiped by the Poles 🙂

  11. If we’re pissing off the Russians that means we’re doing something right.

  12. Not being in the same country as Paris or Marseille is progress IMO.

  13. Nah, fuck off France. Trying to usurp the island monkeys as the most hated country of the tundra orcs. Our ugliness in face, figure and discourse gives us a natural advantage when it comes to being loathed by foreign types. Don’t even try to compete.

  14. Well this is concerning. France seem to have overtaken us as the #1 target of Russian seething. How are we going to fix this, lads? My thinking is we donate one of our Trident subs to Ukraine. That should get us back in the #1 spot.

  15. Bro this is Gunther fed linger level of delusion

  17. What about Overseas territories?
    Tahiti turns russian ?
    Carribean islands too ?
    Brazil and Netherlands get a borser with Russia?
    Canada is 20km from russia now?
    New Caledonia is independant and thriving in… Rubles?
    Mayotte is… Oh god what would Mayotte be…

  18. They struggle to conquer land 100 kms far from their own frontiers after 2 years and hundreds of thousands of casualties in their ranks… and they pretend to invade whole Europe fighting the NATO. Poor deluded people.

  19. NATO’s entire training and command structure was designed to counter Russia. It won’t be an insurgent war, it’ll be a large scale operations war. We were built for that.

    Bring it Putin.

  21. I swear every single person hyping up Occitania or Normandy as credible future nation-states has never set foot in these places. Least ridiculous piece of Russian propaganda right there

  22. This is so funny. What would the logistics be? Move Russian ships through the English channel? but before that the North Sea? Then go round Spain and through the Mediterranean or fly over several nato country airspace? That’s funny

  25. I want to donate another one billion to Ukraine now. Us Ameritards can’t lose our number one hated spot ☺️

  26. Even Russian propagandists don’t want to give us back Nantes…

    You’re gonna have to do better than that Putler, even the nazis were more generous!

  27. Even though the map is laughable, this reveals something deeply concerning.

    There is (or at least was) a debate in France whether Nantes is in Bretagne or not. Nantes local area matches the two-striped zone they draw in southern Bretagne. That means Russian trolls are aware of something that is really reeeeeally irrelevant outside of France. That is the thing on that map that freaks me out the most.

  29. To be fair if any Normans want to Larp like is still 1154 we would be happy to have you guys reunite with the Channel Islands.

    You might have to call big Charlie Duke of Normandy though but that doesn’t really matter tbh seeing as he doesn’t really do much.

  30. No worries, Pierre! We have your back on this one! We will never agree to a plan, which doesn’t make Alsace and Lorraine German again!

  31. Imagine having that much coastline and still being effectively a landlocked country lulz

  32. Yeah yeah!! Vichy France! *strokes* And independent Brittany yeah! *keeps stroking* Awww yeah independent Normandy! I’ve heard of them before *strokes harder* Ohhh yeah and Alsace! Putin daddy I love youuuu! *cooms all over my HoI4 game*

  35. Haha yea sure Occitanian separatism the south will rise again.

    Bro even the old far right boomers are not that dumb.

  36. Does that mean the lost provinces would be up for grabs again?

  37. So everyone gets to secede with a new cooler flag and I’m stuck in France, fucking hell

  38. Don’t you touch my boi France Putin! If you want him you need to get through Germany first and you will not survive our bureaucracy!

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