The sponsor wouldn’t fill me with confidence by Lavender_sergeant Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 22 comments Don’t think I’ve ever seen a church tower that isn’t crumbling down, so this will be a no from me… [Jump off a cliff, £2? Sounds exciting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTcBWo4Aj0g) A unique way to drum up business Drumming up business that’s all. Could save on costs by having an open grave at the bottom of the descent. “The greater good” vibes An old friend told me he used to get paid a few quid by mechanics in the area to stir up some business.. this feels similar Evening sergeant angle Hello fellow Herefordshire person! Wonder if they’d cover it all for if you did a free fall 🤔 Proceeds for the wife and children Open a teddy, take the stuffing out. Place inside a plastic bag of ketchup. Drop from top of tower. Film results Drumming up business. Trying to cull the crack heads out of Leominster obviously It’s called job creation Abseil your way directly into the grave. Fun fact: einen Abseilen is one of the countless german slang words for defecation. they just drumming up business? It’s pronounced “Lemster”. Fucking hell I didn’t expect to see Leominster whilst randomly scrolling Reddit, lol. Hmmm how can we get more funerals? Make people jump off a tower? They will never do it though…. tell them they will be abseiling!!! Fantastic idea An excellent example of an advertiser understanding media placement. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
An old friend told me he used to get paid a few quid by mechanics in the area to stir up some business.. this feels similar
Open a teddy, take the stuffing out. Place inside a plastic bag of ketchup. Drop from top of tower. Film results
Hmmm how can we get more funerals? Make people jump off a tower? They will never do it though…. tell them they will be abseiling!!! Fantastic idea
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Don’t think I’ve ever seen a church tower that isn’t crumbling down, so this will be a no from me…
[Jump off a cliff, £2? Sounds exciting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTcBWo4Aj0g)
A unique way to drum up business
Drumming up business that’s all.
Could save on costs by having an open grave at the bottom of the descent.
“The greater good” vibes
An old friend told me he used to get paid a few quid by mechanics in the area to stir up some business.. this feels similar
Evening sergeant angle
Hello fellow Herefordshire person!
Wonder if they’d cover it all for if you did a free fall 🤔
Proceeds for the wife and children
Open a teddy, take the stuffing out. Place inside a plastic bag of ketchup. Drop from top of tower. Film results
Drumming up business.
Trying to cull the crack heads out of Leominster obviously
It’s called job creation
Abseil your way directly into the grave.
Fun fact: einen Abseilen is one of the countless german slang words for defecation.
they just drumming up business?
It’s pronounced “Lemster”.
Fucking hell I didn’t expect to see Leominster whilst randomly scrolling Reddit, lol.
Hmmm how can we get more funerals? Make people jump off a tower? They will never do it though…. tell them they will be abseiling!!! Fantastic idea
An excellent example of an advertiser understanding media placement.