She’s absolutely correct about the Swiss knife: I never leave the house without one, and currently I have 2 in my pocket, in case I ever go on a trip with someone who forgot his.
Maybe I’m too much of a third worlder but I have to ask: You guys are allowed to carry a Swiss knife around? Like, what happens if the police stops you in the street?
Where fanny pack?
Where white socks?
The only difference between him and her, she makes this look good.
Cargopants are essential for normal day to day life (I have 3 pairs)
That T-Shirt tough. Is that spongebob and patrick as jay and silent bob?
Apparently I’m German. Not a shock I suppose. We’re both alcoholics, we both wear shorts in the winter and we both like to pretend our cuisine is good
To complicated, sterile and lacking personality.
This is the guide on how to dress and act like a portuguese, for instance:
Why doesn’t anyone understand the irony behind the way we dress? 😭
Shit this hits Home. Could be me, a proper Hans.
This Barry is joining Zee Germans
Full backpack, where my German citizenship?!
She couldn’t be more right, I lived among them
WHAT THE FUCK IS FASHION RAHHHH🗣️🗣️
Cargopants rule tho, not the 2-1, but actual cargopants.
She is not wrong but that fit has flaws. You can achieve a lot more with a few simple steps.
-use natural fibers like cotton, canvas and leather
-use a bigger knive with less function. Who ever needed the whine screw thingie anyways?
– boots
I was recently in Dubai and for work with a bunch of other leaders from around Europe. This fits the Germans to a T
All shirts have a hole inside dummy.
That’s where you put your head
I hope you have not forgotten to put your Beach Towel on the Sun lounger. AHA, Now I see why you need the knife to settle any arguments. You will soon be a Teutonic Knight.
Those trousers go actually hard, ngl. Btw, why the fuck do they hold their water battle with their hands when they have a backpack *and* a bag?
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What is this? Fun? Pay a Jack Wolfskin in fines
I’m sorry, but where are the sandals with socks?
Germans, it’s time for a fashion gestapo
She’s absolutely correct about the Swiss knife: I never leave the house without one, and currently I have 2 in my pocket, in case I ever go on a trip with someone who forgot his.
Maybe I’m too much of a third worlder but I have to ask: You guys are allowed to carry a Swiss knife around? Like, what happens if the police stops you in the street?
Where fanny pack?
Where white socks?
The only difference between him and her, she makes this look good.
Cargopants are essential for normal day to day life (I have 3 pairs)
That T-Shirt tough. Is that spongebob and patrick as jay and silent bob?
Apparently I’m German. Not a shock I suppose. We’re both alcoholics, we both wear shorts in the winter and we both like to pretend our cuisine is good
To complicated, sterile and lacking personality.
This is the guide on how to dress and act like a portuguese, for instance:
https://preview.redd.it/z6577dyomioc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8c25353cc80c252d2d28fdd5abe818998a6d38
* simple
* sophisticated
* threating
No Jack Wolfskin?
And the asian gf. So indeed is complete
Why doesn’t anyone understand the irony behind the way we dress? 😭
Shit this hits Home. Could be me, a proper Hans.
This Barry is joining Zee Germans
Full backpack, where my German citizenship?!
She couldn’t be more right, I lived among them
WHAT THE FUCK IS FASHION RAHHHH🗣️🗣️
Cargopants rule tho, not the 2-1, but actual cargopants.
She is not wrong but that fit has flaws. You can achieve a lot more with a few simple steps.
-use natural fibers like cotton, canvas and leather
-use a bigger knive with less function. Who ever needed the whine screw thingie anyways?
– boots
I was recently in Dubai and for work with a bunch of other leaders from around Europe. This fits the Germans to a T
All shirts have a hole inside dummy.
That’s where you put your head
I hope you have not forgotten to put your Beach Towel on the Sun lounger. AHA, Now I see why you need the knife to settle any arguments. You will soon be a Teutonic Knight.
Those trousers go actually hard, ngl. Btw, why the fuck do they hold their water battle with their hands when they have a backpack *and* a bag?
Wait, guys… Am I German?