Local facebook pages lurch from people asking for men with ven, asking what time places open and then truly bizarre things like this.
Jesus!
Certain things I miss about not living in Harlow, this is not one of them 😂
He an itchy hoop and use dock leaf to wipe?
Peak CasualUK post. Well done OP
Oh, you bet! It’s like a real-life sitcom playing out in the comments section.
Lmao I’m up the road in Stortford and this feels like peak Harlow
Dude sat in a nettle patch doc leaf is a natural remedy or he’s just an addict tripping
And it was on church grounds
Grammatical suicide
Gonna need subtitles for this one.
Well, naturally. Everyone knows that church plants are holy and thus best for wiping.
Maybe he was caught short and needed to dock leaf wipe? Who knows.
Only in Harlow
It’s Harlow, what do you expect 🤣
Can’t expect somebody to rub unconsecrated leaves on their anus. We’re not animals.
Harlow
Michael Jackson back from the dead and up to his usual shenanigans I see.
I reckon he didn’t wipe properly before he left his house. Must have looked like someone had shoved a half melted Mars bar up there. Saw a Dock leaf on the way to the pub and thought, why not? Completely normal behaviour….
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Bro got that pidgin vocab guidelines
Local facebook pages lurch from people asking for men with ven, asking what time places open and then truly bizarre things like this.
Jesus!
Certain things I miss about not living in Harlow, this is not one of them 😂
He an itchy hoop and use dock leaf to wipe?
Peak CasualUK post. Well done OP
Oh, you bet! It’s like a real-life sitcom playing out in the comments section.
Lmao I’m up the road in Stortford and this feels like peak Harlow
Dude sat in a nettle patch doc leaf is a natural remedy or he’s just an addict tripping
And it was on church grounds
Grammatical suicide
Gonna need subtitles for this one.
Well, naturally. Everyone knows that church plants are holy and thus best for wiping.
Maybe he was caught short and needed to dock leaf wipe? Who knows.
Only in Harlow
It’s Harlow, what do you expect 🤣
Can’t expect somebody to rub unconsecrated leaves on their anus. We’re not animals.
Harlow
Michael Jackson back from the dead and up to his usual shenanigans I see.
I reckon he didn’t wipe properly before he left his house. Must have looked like someone had shoved a half melted Mars bar up there. Saw a Dock leaf on the way to the pub and thought, why not? Completely normal behaviour….