Really stretching to call this entertainment news.
No you don’t understand, he was just in his 1991 Sarasota Paul Reubens era
>A NSFW photo of a man asleep in a reclining movie theater chair with his penis exposed was posted by Twitter / X user UglyXKorean, who captioned the image, “Went to go see ‘Love Lies Bleeding’ and this drunk guy jacked himself off to sleep.” On the table next to the chair were several items, including two small bottles of liquor, a pack of cigarettes and his ticket.
The audacity of this dude to think he has the right to do that in public. Some people have no shame.
MjR Southgate? I’m disappointed.
Grandma boebert will go down on you in a theater
Why am I not surprised?
Eww. Some things should really be done in private. Just get the Dune popcorn bucket like everyone else
I bet everybody got free tickets. I was in a theater where these dudes were taking heroin, and one of them starting having a seizure. They came around and gave everybody free tickets, it was awesome.
Chick in photo is fit
Man he should’ve called Lauren Boebert to give him a helping hand.
Mind your own business?
Dude went too hard at the AMC.
Can’t have shit in Detroit. Not even a normal experience in a movie theater.
**Lauren Boebert has entered the chat**
Damn weiner whackers. Why we can’t have nice things
These things make the news? We would kick out people doing shit in the theaters when I worked there in the early 2000’s
Don’t you know you need to be a republican House rep to do this without being charged.
What I paid for the damn ticket, let me enjoy the fucking movie
Boebert strikes again.
“Find out where ~~Kanye West~~ Lauren Boebert was last night.”
The Dune bucket jokes were the Ying, this was the Yang
just a reminder two thirds of adults would rather watch movies at home on streaming than in theaters
Suprised this wasn’t in Texas
Paul Reubens may be gone, but his spirit endures.
Maybe it was hot in the theater. Some people wear mesh tank tops with X’s over their nips to cool off. Maybe this guy was taking the leg out side the blanket approach to heat regulations. If only he would have put tape in an x pattern over his mushroom head.
Waking up after jacking off can be terrifying, thoughts and prayers.
What Lauren Boebert doing in Detroit?
Also to clarify, that’s not Detroit, it’s Southgate Michigan. The dirty downriver
Was Boebert in Detroit?
If only he was a congresswoman from Colorado
Boebert’s on the loose! Maybe she shipped off to Michigan to try running for office there
He came and fell asleep after lol.
This is a weird way of saying ‘took your dick out’
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Really stretching to call this entertainment news.
No you don’t understand, he was just in his 1991 Sarasota Paul Reubens era
>A NSFW photo of a man asleep in a reclining movie theater chair with his penis exposed was posted by Twitter / X user UglyXKorean, who captioned the image, “Went to go see ‘Love Lies Bleeding’ and this drunk guy jacked himself off to sleep.” On the table next to the chair were several items, including two small bottles of liquor, a pack of cigarettes and his ticket.
The audacity of this dude to think he has the right to do that in public. Some people have no shame.
MjR Southgate? I’m disappointed.
Grandma boebert will go down on you in a theater
Why am I not surprised?
Eww. Some things should really be done in private. Just get the Dune popcorn bucket like everyone else
Lauren Boebert strikes again?
[https://twitter.com/UglyXKorean/status/1768444375141372204](https://twitter.com/UglyXKorean/status/1768444375141372204)
omg. smokes, fireball?
looks like a good night.
A24 has insane marketing campaigns
The Sex scenes aren’t that good.
I bet everybody got free tickets. I was in a theater where these dudes were taking heroin, and one of them starting having a seizure. They came around and gave everybody free tickets, it was awesome.
Chick in photo is fit
Man he should’ve called Lauren Boebert to give him a helping hand.
Mind your own business?
Dude went too hard at the AMC.
Can’t have shit in Detroit. Not even a normal experience in a movie theater.
**Lauren Boebert has entered the chat**
Damn weiner whackers. Why we can’t have nice things
These things make the news? We would kick out people doing shit in the theaters when I worked there in the early 2000’s
Don’t you know you need to be a republican House rep to do this without being charged.
What I paid for the damn ticket, let me enjoy the fucking movie
Boebert strikes again.
“Find out where ~~Kanye West~~ Lauren Boebert was last night.”
The Dune bucket jokes were the Ying, this was the Yang
just a reminder two thirds of adults would rather watch movies at home on streaming than in theaters
Suprised this wasn’t in Texas
Paul Reubens may be gone, but his spirit endures.
Maybe it was hot in the theater. Some people wear mesh tank tops with X’s over their nips to cool off. Maybe this guy was taking the leg out side the blanket approach to heat regulations. If only he would have put tape in an x pattern over his mushroom head.
Waking up after jacking off can be terrifying, thoughts and prayers.
What Lauren Boebert doing in Detroit?
Also to clarify, that’s not Detroit, it’s Southgate Michigan. The dirty downriver
Was Boebert in Detroit?
If only he was a congresswoman from Colorado
Boebert’s on the loose! Maybe she shipped off to Michigan to try running for office there
He came and fell asleep after lol.
This is a weird way of saying ‘took your dick out’
This is like an hour from Detroit.