Nordkoreas Machthaber Kim testet einen neuen Panzer und befiehlt den Truppen, sich auf den Krieg vorzubereiten
by Urmomjuicypussy
Nordkoreas Machthaber Kim testet einen neuen Panzer und befiehlt den Truppen, sich auf den Krieg vorzubereiten
by Urmomjuicypussy
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What war? who’s going to attack them? That would be terrible if someone attacked this peaceful nation.
*North Korea’s Kim seen enjoying himself petting a newly adopted pet kitten and orders troops to prepare for war*
Looks like a skeptical prairie dog
For the 500th time
The new tank has a state of the art sound system that only plays Firework
So a T-72 from the 1970s with sheet metal on the body to slightly change the shape. Amazing stuff. Meanwhile, South Korea is making tanks and mechanized artillery in volume good enough that people across the world are buying them like cheeseburgers.
People are making jokes, but Russia is trying to get all their allies to start trouble to take the world view away from Ukraine. Not to say this is another worthless warning, but I would start taking things a little more seriously these days.
They must be like *soooo* prepared for war by now.
War with whom exactly? If they invade the south, they’ll be trampled by the US. If they attack Japan, they’ll be trampled by the US. Are they planning on attacking China? Because they’ll be trampled by China.
Paper tiger in the dictionary redirects to North Korea
Just throw a large block of poisoned cheese over the border.
Wait 30seconds til fatty commandeers it and dies.
these guys have good flag designs, real shame
Who are they going to attack? The Chili’s on Highway 15?
Their greatest nemesis has gotta be any restaurant with a big fry station, because any Outback could bribe a dozen NK generals with a high-calorie meal.
I wonder what it’s like for him? Your entire life a high stakes, violent farce.
Everything you do constantly in fear of assassination or retribution from an enemy.
What a life…
That punk is always telling his starving nation to prepare for war. What a nightmare country.
> Photos of the tank released by North Korea show it has a launch tube for missiles, a weapons systems the former Soviet Union already operated in the 1970s.
Truly one of the sentences ever written
I feel like there’s holes in the bottom of the tank and they’re just Flintstoning it down the road.
“Again? Thats the third time this week.”, N Korean soldier
Your country has been preparing for war for decades. If their country’s already fickle food supply was destroyed they’d starve for their dear leader.
Didn’t he order his troops to prepare for war a few months ago too?
Yeah…he’s always mouthing off after a few glasses of cognac.
This fucker tells his people to prepare for war every month for past 5 years while half the country starves to death.
Again?
He’s like a fat spoiled rotten child playing with his toys. Crazy that an otherwise civilized world allows a country like North Korea to still exist knowing the terrible way its citizens are treated
They are in war for the past 80 years ..this is propaganda pro war
This guy is the Mike Lindell of dictators. Every few months he needs someone to pay attention to him. And he never delivers on his threats.
Probably in a few weeks he is going to tell the people that the cowardly enemy didn’t even attack because they fear the great North Korean nation … All just propaganda.
Is it that time of the month already where NK saber rattles because they’re out of food again?
This is a nothing burger. They’ve technically been at war this whole time. It’s just an expression at this point.
I wonder what is under that tank… probabaly a t55
Wooden paneled T-72.
Just as well they no longer have any ammunition to shoot at people.
Those fake tanks look better than the fakes they showed a few years ago.
Gets taken out by a cheeky Ukrainian with a small drone & claw game attachment.
Is this one mostly plywood again?
If nkorea starts a war with the south, they are done. Kim knows this, his generals knows this. He wants to remain relevant. Putin won’t be coming to his aid and China wouldn’t either.
Is this from 2025, 2017, 2019, 2020, 2022…what one???
North korean soldier: “but we’ve been preparing for war for decades?”
Are they low on food again? Seems like every time they are starving they start the sword rattling again.
lol, check out this tank! It will last 10 minutes after the USA takes over control of the airspace, which will be in 10 minutes, but isn’t it rad?
He’s never serious about this because 3/4 out more of his army would escape the second they got to another country
Where is he going to drive his tank? Into the ocean?
This is trumps buddy folks go easy on the little guy lmao.
A Cartoon of Putin and Kim as Pinky and the Brain would be awesome.
Oh zip it you disgusting murderous fat ass.
I beg you to give the World a meaningful reason to finally eradicate you like the parasite you are.
Oh look, North Korea talking about starting a war again… meh.
The hull looks similar to a T14 Armata… Kim buddy you already ordered your troops to “prepare for war” 6 times today.
Aww, look at his cute fat little head poking out the top of the tank…
I wonder if Kim is jealous of the beautiful South Korea. The commercials on TV. makes it look like a beautiful place to visit with great people and young people to make the country strong.
North Korea has nice tanks and military stuff. And starving their own people for it! I wish we could show the North Koreans how beautiful life is outside the regime. I saw the beaches ⛱️ which are beautiful, have electric fences so people can’t even use the beaches in case they swim away! Sad. I feel sorry for the slaves of NK!
Surprised he even fits in the seat he’s pretty plump and it’s meant for your average north korean and not a 300 plus lb dictator like kim.