Florida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meat

by fencerman

13 comments
  1. The sooner climate change wipes out Florida, the better it will be for everyone.

  2. Haha! Yes! No WOKE Alternative Meat in the Freedom State. Governor “Meatball” Ron DeSantis and his allied sausage makers in the Legislature will ensure that good ol’ fashioned, rootin’ tootin’ dead animals are consumed in prodigious quantities.

    And don’t come at them with that “science” junk. It’s “yucky”, to quote one of the towering minds in Tallahassee. And Governor Desantis really puts the nail in the coffin of lab-grown meat with this rhetorical masterstroke:

    “We’re not going to have fake meat. Like that doesn’t work.”

    ***(Sorry to get political, but Florida is run by complete morons.)***

  3. Thanks, but I don’t need any more reasons to never go to Florida.

  4. Ah yes, the party of capitalism, free choice and small government.

  5. I thought making laws was to improve the lives of those who live in your state, not just to criminalize anything which interferes with Big Profits.

    Let’s see the FL cabal of legislators stop climate change with their pathetic Me Me Me laws…

  6. That’s kinda funny because Ron de Sadist and his offbrand MAGAts are the kind of weirdos who think some fertilised eggs in a petri dish are babies… but they don’t think that some cultured cells in a petri dish are meat?

    I don’t quite understand the motive though, surely FL is not a big meat producing state? I thought the ranching and CAFO scene was more from the midwest into the west of the US?

  7. Can we just agree to build the border wall at the Florida/Georgia border and let global warming work its magic?

  8. The freedom to have rights and choices taken away!!!

  9. What’s next? Automatic jail time for buy electric vehicles and writing out tickets to anyone that hugs Mickey Mouse?. Such stupidity.

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