Germany would never get Königsberg back, would become independent or go to Poland. Our politicians are cucks and would never even dare to request that it would be returned to us.
I know they probably wouldn’t participation so they wouldn’t deserve à reward, but still let’s Austria have Franz Josef Land for historic reasons. They can’t reach it by boat anyway so it’d be useless to them.
We should get Sint-Petersburg.
Russian Tsar Peter I – usually known as Peter the Great – once said: “If Almighty God could but grant me life and health, St Petersburg may become the New Amsterdam”.
Lol “país frio” and “Lebensraum” got me
Sweden with Dagestan. I see what you did there
Poland got nothing? Can you at least give us ruins of Moscow?
Wouldn’t be surprised if this ends up on Russian state TV as a leaked western plot
Who the hell named our colony like this 😡😤
3 days IF there’s no strikes. Otherwise it’s a done deal.
Oh no, of all the options, I got Greece. What do you think is more likely, Greece will finally stop being so poor with all that oil from my land, or Greece will manage it so poorly that it will somehow remain a ruin?
Hey…
Nooo Yakutia is way too cold.
Why doesn’t the most relevant and militarily powerful territory in Europe get anything??
can we get back sochi please? we would also gladly participate in the Opération 🇬🇪
* Nieuw. Sorry couldn’t help myself.
Thank you for giving us the place with gas
Poortugal 🙁
The real question is, what do we do with Pushkin and Hermitage Museums? Barry and Pierre are especially encouraged to answer
Us should be: Alaska 2
this will end up on a Russian TV show and will be presented as a map of ~~NATO~~ EU’s plan to partition Russia.
Why did you ignore that shithole 🦃 we need rome back
Germany should border with Japan so they could be nerding about futuristic industrial machines, cars and pervertions.
I love how Flanders and Wallonia are finally separate and don’t share a border.
Fernost loool
We would get an access to Mongolia to secure our Uranium procurement and also to China for some businesses. Thank you Hans, but you forgot to provide us an access to the sea, is it on purpose? Best regards.
hey yo, wtf 🤬
Can Portugal trade with Italy? We have a natural affinity for Urengoy
A little piece of Omsk is all I ever wanted 💔
Thanks for giving us land despite doing our best to fuck up arms deliveries to Ukraine.
Pais frio 🥶
Should’ve made Jewish autonomic oblast Israel
Could our colony be a bit further away from us?
What? You are giving us more coast? Nice!
Don’t understand any of that which one has the cheapest lager, the most sun and the highest balconies?
We could use some timber
Finally. Lebensraum.
So Switzerland gets stuff and we don’t!?
We want Franz-Josefs-Land, Hungary and Südtirol, than we shut up.
Ok it’s nice to have a new colony but can we pleeese pleeese make a small change and rename it to ‘New New South Wales’?
Why do we have to be under the Flemish?<
Jaysus lads i dunno. Is a landlocked irishmen an irishmen at all?
Remove American Alaska and give Canada something.
The Franco-Mongol Empire will last 1000 years
So… you guys move into Russian territory and we get the whole of Western Europe? Sweet!
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I think scotland should get siberia
Germany would never get Königsberg back, would become independent or go to Poland. Our politicians are cucks and would never even dare to request that it would be returned to us.
I know they probably wouldn’t participation so they wouldn’t deserve à reward, but still let’s Austria have Franz Josef Land for historic reasons. They can’t reach it by boat anyway so it’d be useless to them.
We should get Sint-Petersburg.
Russian Tsar Peter I – usually known as Peter the Great – once said: “If Almighty God could but grant me life and health, St Petersburg may become the New Amsterdam”.
Lol “país frio” and “Lebensraum” got me
Sweden with Dagestan. I see what you did there
Poland got nothing? Can you at least give us ruins of Moscow?
Wouldn’t be surprised if this ends up on Russian state TV as a leaked western plot
Who the hell named our colony like this 😡😤
3 days IF there’s no strikes. Otherwise it’s a done deal.
Oh no, of all the options, I got Greece. What do you think is more likely, Greece will finally stop being so poor with all that oil from my land, or Greece will manage it so poorly that it will somehow remain a ruin?
Hey…
Nooo Yakutia is way too cold.
Why doesn’t the most relevant and militarily powerful territory in Europe get anything??
can we get back sochi please? we would also gladly participate in the Opération 🇬🇪
* Nieuw. Sorry couldn’t help myself.
Thank you for giving us the place with gas
Poortugal 🙁
The real question is, what do we do with Pushkin and Hermitage Museums? Barry and Pierre are especially encouraged to answer
Us should be: Alaska 2
this will end up on a Russian TV show and will be presented as a map of ~~NATO~~ EU’s plan to partition Russia.
Why did you ignore that shithole 🦃 we need rome back
Germany should border with Japan so they could be nerding about futuristic industrial machines, cars and pervertions.
I love how Flanders and Wallonia are finally separate and don’t share a border.
Fernost loool
We would get an access to Mongolia to secure our Uranium procurement and also to China for some businesses. Thank you Hans, but you forgot to provide us an access to the sea, is it on purpose? Best regards.
hey yo, wtf 🤬
Can Portugal trade with Italy? We have a natural affinity for Urengoy
A little piece of Omsk is all I ever wanted 💔
Thanks for giving us land despite doing our best to fuck up arms deliveries to Ukraine.
Pais frio 🥶
Should’ve made Jewish autonomic oblast Israel
Could our colony be a bit further away from us?
What? You are giving us more coast? Nice!
Don’t understand any of that which one has the cheapest lager, the most sun and the highest balconies?
We could use some timber
Finally. Lebensraum.
So Switzerland gets stuff and we don’t!?
We want Franz-Josefs-Land, Hungary and Südtirol, than we shut up.
Ok it’s nice to have a new colony but can we pleeese pleeese make a small change and rename it to ‘New New South Wales’?
Why do we have to be under the Flemish?<
Jaysus lads i dunno. Is a landlocked irishmen an irishmen at all?
Remove American Alaska and give Canada something.
The Franco-Mongol Empire will last 1000 years
So… you guys move into Russian territory and we get the whole of Western Europe? Sweet!