It is embarrassing how pathetic the Conservatives are
It’s actually dangerous how unhinged parts of the Tory party have become. If they hadn’t purged the party of all the sensible people who trying to forbid the government from to er **creating an unnecessary economic disaster** then perhaps none of this mess would have spiralled out of control to begin with.
I think this routine defense of the indefensible by Fabricant is going to cost him his seat next election, maybe he’s just going for it now because he sees the writing on the wall, one of those desperate last gambits.
Ah, Michael Fabricant. One of those things in the English language where only one syllable is really needed to convey the full meaning.
Budget boris is really hoping for another cabinet reshuffle
Fabricant literally looks like someone ordered Boris Johnson from Wish.
*How very dare you factually report the behaviour of the Prime Minister who appears to have done his level best to sabotage his own reputation. What do you think this is, some kind of informed democracy?*
You couldn’t make it up.
Now if a political leader or media outlet had riled up their mad following in a rally outside parliament then told them to march into the chambers, maybe you could call that a coup attempt.
Who the fuck does he think he’s kidding with that wig.
Never thought we’d see a politician who looks more ridiculous than BoJo and Rees-Mogg, yet here we are.
If my wig was as ridiculous as that, I’d never want to draw attention to myself.
Fabricant is an absolute clown and always has been.
When I used to work in Parliament, I’d often find that MPs of whom I had a low opinion actually turned out to be very nice in person.
Fabricant is not one of those people. His hair also looks even more ludicrous up close.
What is it with Tory haircuts? Has Fabricant not noticed the Johnson has cleaned up his act for new year and had a toddler haircut to show he means business.
All we need now Is Rees Mogg in a powdered periwig to complete the pantomime.
Most Tory MPs hate the BBC. He’s too thick to realise this isn’t the time.
If I saw that bloke In public, his wig would be getting twockkkked lad, be wearing it into work the next day as a badge of honor
Telling the truth to try and topple the government is now a coup?
I’m sure this tits rolled out by the tories just so everyone goes “we want boris out, we want bor….this lads hair Wtf have you seen it lol look at his hair boris who”
What’s wrong with his hair?! It’s like a mop has cleaned up blonde hair dye and then just settled on his head.
A dodgier weave than a sixteen year old on a moped after downing a bottle of orange 20/20.
This reminds me of some shit you would hear out of Trump
Fabricant is the kind of dickhead that makes you judge his entire constituency for voting for him.
I’d gladly pay someone’s bail if they were to rip his wig off on live TV. It’s just absurd.
Has anyone seen that bit in the American office when Dwight is wearing the CPR mask like Hannibal lector? That’s Michael fabricant.
MPs trying to tell reporters how to do their job is not something we should buy into.
If you think someone telling people what you did makes them an asshole, you’re the asshole.
Shame on the local electorate for voting this fool into power
What is with that fucking anime wig he insists on wearing?
Are we sure he’s a Tory or is just a Whig in disguise?
OK this twat is amusing but he’s crossed a line here, that kind of language is starting down a dangerous road. Don’t think for a moment that his ridiculous hairdo will stop certain people from taking him seriously, it never did for supporters of Boris or indeed Trump, with whom who he is obviously trying to draw parallels.
Of fucking course he did! Pathetic Americanism as per usual!
“Oh they’ve had a coup, we should say we’ve had one”
What next?? Is he gonna complain about our ‘electoral college’
Get to fuck!!!
Ah, FrabriCUNT. My local MP. Once rode a bike naked through a park. Don’t Google it. You’ll regret it
Someone doesn’t know the meaning of ‘coup’. I know it’s all the rage in America and other parts of the world but reporting MPs breaking the very mandates they impose is far from a ‘coup attempt’ unless the BBC has a secret army we don’t know about and are trying to overthrow the government.
Even Fabricant’s local Conservative association think he’s a muppet.
How dare the press report on things that we did and said.
You’ll never convince me that Fabricant isn’t just a Harry Enfield character
It will never not be funny to me how much extra platforming the BBC gave extreme right-wing views over the past 15 years, seemingly under the impression that said extremists wouldn’t immediately attempt to tear the BBC apart upon gaining legitimacy.
He got 35k votes at the last election.
Second was Labour at 11k.
How the f do they have such majority. Even with the older, wealthier than average population of Lichfield.
nice try i see what you did there, playing that main stream media are after us card, been reading the donald’s book have you. Pity the BBC is tory controlled and very right wing isn’t it. Maybe its just your boss is a total and utter fuckwit.
Tory outraged at Tory being held to account for Tory bullshit.
If this guy is your local MP and you voted for him, can you supply some of the drugs you obviously took before making your informed decision?
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It is embarrassing how pathetic the Conservatives are
It’s actually dangerous how unhinged parts of the Tory party have become. If they hadn’t purged the party of all the sensible people who trying to forbid the government from to er **creating an unnecessary economic disaster** then perhaps none of this mess would have spiralled out of control to begin with.
I think this routine defense of the indefensible by Fabricant is going to cost him his seat next election, maybe he’s just going for it now because he sees the writing on the wall, one of those desperate last gambits.
Ah, Michael Fabricant. One of those things in the English language where only one syllable is really needed to convey the full meaning.
Budget boris is really hoping for another cabinet reshuffle
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Fabricant literally looks like someone ordered Boris Johnson from Wish.
*How very dare you factually report the behaviour of the Prime Minister who appears to have done his level best to sabotage his own reputation. What do you think this is, some kind of informed democracy?*
You couldn’t make it up.
Now if a political leader or media outlet had riled up their mad following in a rally outside parliament then told them to march into the chambers, maybe you could call that a coup attempt.
Who the fuck does he think he’s kidding with that wig.
Never thought we’d see a politician who looks more ridiculous than BoJo and Rees-Mogg, yet here we are.
If my wig was as ridiculous as that, I’d never want to draw attention to myself.
Fabricant is an absolute clown and always has been.
When I used to work in Parliament, I’d often find that MPs of whom I had a low opinion actually turned out to be very nice in person.
Fabricant is not one of those people. His hair also looks even more ludicrous up close.
What is it with Tory haircuts? Has Fabricant not noticed the Johnson has cleaned up his act for new year and had a toddler haircut to show he means business.
All we need now Is Rees Mogg in a powdered periwig to complete the pantomime.
Most Tory MPs hate the BBC. He’s too thick to realise this isn’t the time.
If I saw that bloke In public, his wig would be getting twockkkked lad, be wearing it into work the next day as a badge of honor
Telling the truth to try and topple the government is now a coup?
That wig is so fucking bad, I can’t believe he still gets away with claiming that’s his real hair. He’s s real life version of [Uncle Barry.](https://www.google.com/search?q=uncle+barrie+time+gentlemen&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&prmd=invx&sxsrf=AOaemvJN0dtQQjvnOhKX–sROdGt5ucH1Q:1642258815984&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjl8uvqgrT1AhUSXMAKHYRpBfQQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=393&bih=689&dpr=2.75#imgrc=mM8VTax_nNa8KM)
I’m sure this tits rolled out by the tories just so everyone goes “we want boris out, we want bor….this lads hair Wtf have you seen it lol look at his hair boris who”
What’s wrong with his hair?! It’s like a mop has cleaned up blonde hair dye and then just settled on his head.
A dodgier weave than a sixteen year old on a moped after downing a bottle of orange 20/20.
This reminds me of some shit you would hear out of Trump
Fabricant is the kind of dickhead that makes you judge his entire constituency for voting for him.
I’d gladly pay someone’s bail if they were to rip his wig off on live TV. It’s just absurd.
Has anyone seen that bit in the American office when Dwight is wearing the CPR mask like Hannibal lector? That’s Michael fabricant.
MPs trying to tell reporters how to do their job is not something we should buy into.
If you think someone telling people what you did makes them an asshole, you’re the asshole.
Shame on the local electorate for voting this fool into power
What is with that fucking anime wig he insists on wearing?
Are we sure he’s a Tory or is just a Whig in disguise?
OK this twat is amusing but he’s crossed a line here, that kind of language is starting down a dangerous road. Don’t think for a moment that his ridiculous hairdo will stop certain people from taking him seriously, it never did for supporters of Boris or indeed Trump, with whom who he is obviously trying to draw parallels.
Of fucking course he did! Pathetic Americanism as per usual!
“Oh they’ve had a coup, we should say we’ve had one”
What next?? Is he gonna complain about our ‘electoral college’
Get to fuck!!!
Ah, FrabriCUNT. My local MP. Once rode a bike naked through a park. Don’t Google it. You’ll regret it
Someone doesn’t know the meaning of ‘coup’. I know it’s all the rage in America and other parts of the world but reporting MPs breaking the very mandates they impose is far from a ‘coup attempt’ unless the BBC has a secret army we don’t know about and are trying to overthrow the government.
Even Fabricant’s local Conservative association think he’s a muppet.
How dare the press report on things that we did and said.
You’ll never convince me that Fabricant isn’t just a Harry Enfield character
It will never not be funny to me how much extra platforming the BBC gave extreme right-wing views over the past 15 years, seemingly under the impression that said extremists wouldn’t immediately attempt to tear the BBC apart upon gaining legitimacy.
He got 35k votes at the last election.
Second was Labour at 11k.
How the f do they have such majority. Even with the older, wealthier than average population of Lichfield.
nice try i see what you did there, playing that main stream media are after us card, been reading the donald’s book have you. Pity the BBC is tory controlled and very right wing isn’t it. Maybe its just your boss is a total and utter fuckwit.
Tory outraged at Tory being held to account for Tory bullshit.
If this guy is your local MP and you voted for him, can you supply some of the drugs you obviously took before making your informed decision?