The metaphor of the two cows has never been so accurate

by Quirce_Tormes

16 comments
  1. Finally, I feel properly represented.

    We fuck cows, not goats.

  2. I wish country didn’t have a region with the same name…

  3. Can we talk about how stupid the original post must have been? Like thank god you made this shitty shitpost about it because this is probably the intelectual peak of this meme.

  4. Communism is the exploitation of men by men, Capitalism is the opposite

  5. Greece. Your neighbor has 2 cows, you have none. You wish they die.

  6. At this point,everything else has failed . I’ll take option number 4.

  7. Netherlands: the government only wants you to have 200 cows. Through some weird lobbying you somehow manage to get 400.

    Now that the government found out you were not justified to have 400 and have to get rid of 200 you block the highway.

  8. As a Galician I will try to improve it and give a more accurate depiction. You have 300 cows, the situation of the dairy industry in your country is declining due to EU restrictions, competition from other countries and high costs of production. Your business is only making losses. However, the cows are a cover and you have 2 tons of the purest Colombian cocaine hidden in the silos ready to be distributed. You should be thinking about how to launder all the black money you are going to get but instead you are doing lines while fucking a Cachena cow (because they are shorter and easier to fuck). Life is good.

  9. This meme is so fucking stupid (the original one). It’s mixing up political and economical systems and its description of nearly every single one of them is wrong.

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