He is a dangerous man with some money in his pocket
In other news, MGM has announced their new music division called MGM Music. And to kick off the announcement, Bruno Mars was on hand at the star studded event to announce his new deal for his next 20 albums to be produced at MGM Music along with residency tour at every MGM Grand throughout the world!!!
If this sap has money to burn by gambling it all away, then that’s his choice. This guy supposedly made wise investments.
“… that being said, we don’t expect Mr. Mars to be dancing at any of his performances any time soon.”
MGM: “the rumors the Mr. Mars is indebted to MGM casinos is preposterous. Do you think we sign him to a 10-year residency at MGM Grand if we felt he was so irresponsible with money?”
Bruno already admitted it…“I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket!”
It makes no sense anyway.
An alternative headline would be “MGM gives Bruno Mars a 30 day interest free loan of 50 million”
Which they aren’t gonna do. That’s way too much, they would stop him and ask him to pay way before that, not create a massive debt that’s impossible to pay back.
And not paying your 50 million marker within 30 days would be a felony in Nevada.
They should have said 5 million.
Anymore. They’ve made a deal.
Even if he had 50mill debt he’s also Bruno Mars, dude could hang out there for a limited-time 1 year residency preforming and would be able to clear the debt, his music still makes bank and while I’m not a fan of his I must say silk sonic has some really funky tunes.
Great 🙄 now I have to go and tell everyone that the story I told them about Bruno where we all laughed is not true.
18 comments
Aaaaand that’s how Bruno Mars got away with a 50 million dollar debt
I don’t believe them, I’ll just watch.
why did we believe the report to begin with?
Because they were going to say otherwise ?
I guess they just confirmed it by denying it
[Bruno Mars Reportedly in $50 Million of Debt with MGM Casino After Assuming Cocktails Were Complimentary – The Onion](https://www.theonion.com/bruno-mars-reportedly-in-50-million-of-debt-with-mgm-c-1851345134)
Damn, MGM said:
“We don’t talk about Bruno”
MGM, ssshhhhhh, don’t let em leave the tables.
He is a dangerous man with some money in his pocket
In other news, MGM has announced their new music division called MGM Music. And to kick off the announcement, Bruno Mars was on hand at the star studded event to announce his new deal for his next 20 albums to be produced at MGM Music along with residency tour at every MGM Grand throughout the world!!!
If this sap has money to burn by gambling it all away, then that’s his choice. This guy supposedly made wise investments.
“… that being said, we don’t expect Mr. Mars to be dancing at any of his performances any time soon.”
MGM: “the rumors the Mr. Mars is indebted to MGM casinos is preposterous. Do you think we sign him to a 10-year residency at MGM Grand if we felt he was so irresponsible with money?”
Bruno already admitted it…“I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket!”
It makes no sense anyway.
An alternative headline would be “MGM gives Bruno Mars a 30 day interest free loan of 50 million”
Which they aren’t gonna do. That’s way too much, they would stop him and ask him to pay way before that, not create a massive debt that’s impossible to pay back.
And not paying your 50 million marker within 30 days would be a felony in Nevada.
They should have said 5 million.
Anymore. They’ve made a deal.
Even if he had 50mill debt he’s also Bruno Mars, dude could hang out there for a limited-time 1 year residency preforming and would be able to clear the debt, his music still makes bank and while I’m not a fan of his I must say silk sonic has some really funky tunes.
Great 🙄 now I have to go and tell everyone that the story I told them about Bruno where we all laughed is not true.