Funny how an entire district happened to be leaning dangerously out of windows.
Whoever is in charge of the voting in this district has already punched his ticket to Siberia. Enjoy the camp.
Herr Trump is ***SOOOO*** jealous!
Putin appreciated their hard work and sent over Polonium salads for everyone!
Dangerous time to be a vote counter in Russia.
Here’s your chance to not be forced to jump from a window or drink tea
Putin will win the recount when his opponent falls out a window
Oops, they accidentally counted the votes… a window will be waiting for them
It’s not how you vote, it’s how you count the votes – someone is going to get a one way ticket to gulag
88% “win”, still want a recount. bunch of petty cock’s, aren’t they?
Just swap the votes around. Easy as that.
“ 763 votes for Communist Party candidate Nikolai Kharitonov, compared with just 73 ”
How long would recounting that take? 5 minutes?
So insecure that even a single district is not allowed to vote against him.
Looks like Putin’s rival will have his Window of Opportunity whether he likes it or not
Putins rival will fall out a window now
Gravity is on its way to that area right now to sort this out
Guess where the next batch of men for the ukrania front is going to be sources from.
Only one place in the whole country released real results????
After election officials suddenly pass away via “suicide”, the recount will show Putin wins in a landslide.
After the Recount , it actually turns out Putin had 125% of the votes there!
A Glorious victory for Russian Democracy!
I’m less surprised by that vote tally than I am that it was even counted in the first place.
why even report about this? it’s russia – not a democracy. the vote is a farce. everything is a lie.
Putin and trump should be lovers and fuck off and leave the world alone
Does no one else feel like this is a ploy to make the elections seem more legitimate? Like there is some actual form of oversight? He’s so incredibly dominant with the fixed vote there is literally no reason to recount this unless you want eyes on it.
*They can’t do that?! Shoot him or something*
What a sad pathetic man Putin is.
Ruzzia is a pathetic farce
“Officials say a data entry error led to inflated results for Kharitonov, the outlet reported.”
So they essentially got their equation backwards, and assigned the multiplier to the wrong candidate by mistake.
Its rigged! Do a 6th Valdimir the small…
That district better stay away from hospital windows!
Imagine been that insecure and weak
The west is obviously interfering with our elections comrade.
They are trying to make Putin look weak. It’s obvious 103% of Russia supports Putin!
/s
Why does putin even wasting time organizing these sham Illegitimate elections? He’s not fooling anyone. Nobody actually believes that he is a democratically elected leader. Even the propagandists know they are just slinging bullshit.
His desperation to make these sham elections appear legitimate just make him look weak.
Remember their vote is a shame, this is scripted.
They’re probably going to find Putin won by 11% and the leftist LGBT opposition rigged the election.
And a polonium isotope is being readied.
Recount complete sir. You won.. oh, and the other guy fell out of a window.
All those who originally counted the votes are headed to the front lines, I’m sure.
Take bets as to when this guy falls out a window or gets poisoned?
we submitted the latest results to putin and the election results changed to 89% for putin.
Valdimir. It appears we failed at fixing the election in your favor!
It’s happening
Get the eraser out and make up a new number between 80 and 100, write number, sit back, chain smoke a couple of days, declare number, walk home safe avoiding windows and cups of tea
Trump in a few days be like “In Russia, they had a recount for one district. Just one district folks. They looked at the votes and they said, ‘oh, something’s wrong here,’ and they recounted. Now they say, ‘oh, I don’t know, I guess we were wrong.’ We should do that here.”
What a weak ass insecure snowflake dictator. This guy is the biggest pussy on the planet. This fragile ego old fuck can’t handle even the slightest opposition. How embarrassing.
Let me guess… they stole the election?
How much time before this guy is suddenly found to have committed crimes against the state and end up in prison. That’s a little less obvious than throwing him out a window.
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Funny how an entire district happened to be leaning dangerously out of windows.
Whoever is in charge of the voting in this district has already punched his ticket to Siberia. Enjoy the camp.
Herr Trump is ***SOOOO*** jealous!
Putin appreciated their hard work and sent over Polonium salads for everyone!
Dangerous time to be a vote counter in Russia.
Here’s your chance to not be forced to jump from a window or drink tea
Putin will win the recount when his opponent falls out a window
Oops, they accidentally counted the votes… a window will be waiting for them
It’s not how you vote, it’s how you count the votes – someone is going to get a one way ticket to gulag
88% “win”, still want a recount. bunch of petty cock’s, aren’t they?
Just swap the votes around. Easy as that.
“ 763 votes for Communist Party candidate Nikolai Kharitonov, compared with just 73 ”
How long would recounting that take? 5 minutes?
So insecure that even a single district is not allowed to vote against him.
Looks like Putin’s rival will have his Window of Opportunity whether he likes it or not
Putins rival will fall out a window now
Gravity is on its way to that area right now to sort this out
Guess where the next batch of men for the ukrania front is going to be sources from.
Only one place in the whole country released real results????
After election officials suddenly pass away via “suicide”, the recount will show Putin wins in a landslide.
After the Recount , it actually turns out Putin had 125% of the votes there!
A Glorious victory for Russian Democracy!
I’m less surprised by that vote tally than I am that it was even counted in the first place.
why even report about this? it’s russia – not a democracy. the vote is a farce. everything is a lie.
Putin and trump should be lovers and fuck off and leave the world alone
Does no one else feel like this is a ploy to make the elections seem more legitimate? Like there is some actual form of oversight? He’s so incredibly dominant with the fixed vote there is literally no reason to recount this unless you want eyes on it.
*They can’t do that?! Shoot him or something*
What a sad pathetic man Putin is.
Ruzzia is a pathetic farce
“Officials say a data entry error led to inflated results for Kharitonov, the outlet reported.”
So they essentially got their equation backwards, and assigned the multiplier to the wrong candidate by mistake.
Its rigged! Do a 6th Valdimir the small…
That district better stay away from hospital windows!
Imagine been that insecure and weak
The west is obviously interfering with our elections comrade.
They are trying to make Putin look weak. It’s obvious 103% of Russia supports Putin!
/s
Why does putin even wasting time organizing these sham Illegitimate elections? He’s not fooling anyone. Nobody actually believes that he is a democratically elected leader. Even the propagandists know they are just slinging bullshit.
His desperation to make these sham elections appear legitimate just make him look weak.
Remember their vote is a shame, this is scripted.
They’re probably going to find Putin won by 11% and the leftist LGBT opposition rigged the election.
And a polonium isotope is being readied.
Recount complete sir. You won.. oh, and the other guy fell out of a window.
All those who originally counted the votes are headed to the front lines, I’m sure.
Take bets as to when this guy falls out a window or gets poisoned?
we submitted the latest results to putin and the election results changed to 89% for putin.
Valdimir. It appears we failed at fixing the election in your favor!
It’s happening
Get the eraser out and make up a new number between 80 and 100, write number, sit back, chain smoke a couple of days, declare number, walk home safe avoiding windows and cups of tea
Trump in a few days be like “In Russia, they had a recount for one district. Just one district folks. They looked at the votes and they said, ‘oh, something’s wrong here,’ and they recounted. Now they say, ‘oh, I don’t know, I guess we were wrong.’ We should do that here.”
What a weak ass insecure snowflake dictator. This guy is the biggest pussy on the planet. This fragile ego old fuck can’t handle even the slightest opposition. How embarrassing.
Let me guess… they stole the election?
How much time before this guy is suddenly found to have committed crimes against the state and end up in prison. That’s a little less obvious than throwing him out a window.