Who are you trying to bring back, Hans?

by carabemlegal

38 comments

  1. Ze name is not Hans, it is Viktor. Viktor Frankenstein.

  2. We are not doing anything wrong. We just want an alternative for Germany from the current status quo

  4. I hope they bring back someone creative, some kind of artist. Maybe some misunderstood painter?

    And I also hope that they dont fall into the nationalist trap and only look at germans. Vienna, for instance, has always been a center for european culture.

  6. Who are we trying to bring back?

    10 lucky people. Can’t you read, Luigi?

  7. Leni Riefenstahl and Klaus Kinski.

    Our current movie stars are rubbish.

  8. Of all the mad scientists that’d bring back people from the dead, it’s difficult to not picture them as german, reality confirms it

  10. We knew it was only a matter of time. As soon as things turn south, you guys are all … “Hoch der keiser”.

  11. Let it be the Kaiser. But I bet its Uncle Addy.

    Anyway, if any of them where brought back, they would kill themselves with modern Germany.

    For various, different reasons.

  12. I mean, what could go wrong?

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  13. Let’z go praktiz medizin

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  14. Guys can we please not start a zombie apocalypse? I mean, we already have enough problems at hand now.

  18. Mozart.

    But with a new gene for “insaciable desire for some Poland”.

    Hanses are so quirky…😅

  19. Ten dead people are the “lucky” test subjects.

    Alright

  21. Bring back Bismark so he can divide Africa again.

    I call dibs on Angola!

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  27. Ohhh shit here we go again

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  28. I mean… I would allow it for me. If yall wanna bring me back. I volunteer my body once I die. Heck… if you can even wait until we finally get spaceships so I can see thoae.

  30. Call of duty world at war was not a training manual Hans! Even if the soundtrack did go hard.

  33. Bring back Guillaume le Conquérant so we get back that fucking island from Sunak 😎

  35. >finds the bones the Soviets say is Hitler’s

    >resurrects him using this new technology for… reasons…

    >it’s some random fucking desk clerk who was working in the führerbunker at the time

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