Even if that’s damn near half the pack? Broken ones have no calories of course.

by P_U_K_E_K_O

47 comments
  1. Nope, just grab a fistful and cram them in sideways so they push your cheeks out before chomping them into oblivion.

  2. Not sure what the other comments are on about, you need to make a replica Eiffel tower out of them, light a fire underneath it and eat the stuff that drips down as it melts. No other way to eat these properly.

  3. If you are forced into sharing, the broken ones are for them. Otherwise build a suspension bridge before consuming the aftermath of the “earthquake”.

  4. The correct technique is to sit and eat the entire pack, then feel sick afterwards.

  5. I reckon carefully melt the edge of each one then weld it to the next one until you’ve got what is effectively a branch. Then eat that like a hero.

  6. The ‘mint to be’ pun works even better with a Kiwi accent.

  7. I just pretend I’m a beaver gnawing wood and do the lot down the middle

  8. Yeah the hamster method of just shoving them in is the way.

  9. Broken ones don’t count to the “eaten tally”, but yea they must be removed first

  10. Talking of eating the broken ones – from packets of biscuits.
    I remember an old lady saying that if the biscuit manufacturers left out one biscuit at each end of the packet, it would solve the problem.

  11. The first few go in the mouth then after that it’s dealers choice!

  12. General rule is you nip at them & simply do not stop until they’ve been wiped out or you’re sick.

  13. Offer them round to the grannies first.

    Then nom the rest when no one’s looking

  14. You are a class act! Is this how all NZ’ers are? Flabbergasted!

  15. The correct technique is to nibble them down to a little stump like a little chipmunk or beaver

  16. Mint chocolate and, what I assume is, red wine…bliss. Yes eat the broken first. Try not to eat the whole box in a day; that’s my game.

  17. The best way is to make yourself a hot chocolate and dip them in there.

  18. The trick is to eat all of them first

    As fast as you can

  19. Nope they sit on your counter top collecting dust till next Christmas

  20. You have to eat them like a log going into a wood chipper 🪵

  21. The correct way is to build a small log cabin arrangement and then eat that like a giant devouring someone’s house.

  22. Consume length ways one at a time while taking tiny nibbles like a beaver

  23. The correct technique is to not touch them and back away slowly, avoiding eye contact with the vile things.

  24. You nailed it, always start with the broken ones and then Nibble the full ones like a demented hamster 😂

  25. I usually throw them in my mouth as fast as possible, then sit there afterwards and consider my life choices.

  26. The trick is to grab one end and push it into your mouth as you eat it really quick like some sort of beaver or wood chipper, same way you do with French fries crisps.

  27. I can’t imagine the mint ones pair well with red wine alas

  28. I usually pour myself a Guinness, and dip them into the head off the Guinness. Don’t worry if you drop one in your pint the mint makes a nice pint.

  29. Correct technique is to offer them to others first, and not eat them on your own.

    Failing that, have at it- and try the orange ones if possible

  30. The correct technique is to eat the whole box and not look back

    Also if you want bonus points, make a cup of tea (very quintessentially British) and dip those in it as you eat them

  31. The correct technique is to throw them in the bin because mint chocolate is fucking grim.

  32. No – throw them in the bin – why on earth are you eating mint chocolate 🤢

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