And I want my own spaceship with blackjack and hookers, but I cant have it. Suck it up Lavrov.
Russia: we want to restore the order of the Cold War that we lost, plz comply!
Let us pls occupy other countries. Europe pls.
> Sergei Lavrov, Russia’s foreign minister, said in a written Q&A on the ministry’s website that Russia’s demands included “withdrawing foreign forces, equipment, and armaments and making other steps to return to the condition as of 1997”, when Nato began admitting former Warsaw Pact countries.
Here’s [the NATO enlargement timeline](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlargement_of_NATO). NATO going back to 1997 would mean abandoning Czechia, Hungary, Poland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Romania, Albania, Croatia, Montenegro, North Macedonia.
Can they stop crying?
The more they talk like this the more I think nothing is gonna happen, which would be good
F**k r*ssia
Tough shit… Get out of Ukraine!
I guess aiming high isn’t a bad tactic.
Get NATO troops out of NATO members? Go home Russia you’re drunk.
I have an equally sane counter-offer. NATO troops are withdrawn from the former Warsaw Pact countries. But, Romania, Poland, Bulgaria and the Baltics each receive an aircraft carrier taskforce. Plus, tanks, ICBMs, 2000 F35s each, APCs, anti-aircraft rockets, nuclear submarines, the works. Let’s not forget about nukes. Let’s say 200 nukes each. And of course Russia pays the bill for all of that. Sounds as reasonable and sane as Russia’s demands.
I propose Russia withdraws to Duchy of Muscoy lines and we can call it a deal.
You know Russia, I don’t think the door-in-the-face technique works on such a big scale.
And I want Russian forces out of ex-Warsaw Pact states. Funny how that is
Hopefully trend continues and with each such demand NATO and especially EU gets stronger
My suggestion: fully demilitarize everything within 500km of the Russian border.
In both directions. then no one can invade anyone.
Edit
**for the geographically challenged among you: this would force Russia to close down its naval bases in Murmansk, Sevastopol, Kaliningrad, Novorossiysk, Vladivostok and St. Petersburg, leaving them with only with a small port in Kamchatka.**
yawn… most of the ex-Warsaw Pact states ARE NATO.
>Russia’s foreign minister: Russia wants NATO forces out of ex-Warsaw Pact states
Like our folk says: climb here 🖕 to sightsee Istanbul
What is up with Russia’s government, like are they on drugs most of the time? I can’t be sure if they’re seriously trying to invade Ukraine or just creating theatre for internal consumption, but either way they’re really bad at it. Lavrov, Putin, Zakharova, these people act like they should have been in put in an elderly care facility a while ago…
So they can play global Superpower again?
Why is he allowed to say shit like this? It makes the whole regime look deranged and whiny. I think Putin needs to rein in his men a bit.
this sounds more and more like war tbh. ridiculous demands that no one will accept
Lavrov seems to become incoherent. He used to specifically single out Poland and Baltics as “Russophobic warmongerers in EU and NATO”, in fact he even repeated it today, but then they do this to make the West more united again. Umm… dementia kicking in?
Sure mate, we want Volga Bulgaria liberated from Russian yoke as well.
Now go and get some pickles and cabbage juice because Vodka don”t forgive anybody.
Time we took a hard line against russia. The west isn’t a “safe space”. You don’t fuck around with Russia and China. We’re gonna have to fight back, something all the woketards living in western countries don’t realise.
Let’s be honest, Russia is making a complete arse out of itself by now.
so, we back to old joke – ‘What soviet consider as safe border? Border with soviet soldiers on both sides’… yea, nah, cold war ended over 30 years ago, Warsaw Pact is dead and should be burried as deep as possible.
If all the Russians move behind the Ural mountains, I would actually consider this proposition.
> “Bulgaria is a sovereign country, which has made its choice long ago by becoming a NATO member,” he told parliament. “As such, we alone decide [how] to organise the defence of our country in coordination with our partners.”
why does russia not understand this/ what is its problem with that ? I don’t get it
Somebody has been playing HOI4 with the “yesman” cheat too much
I thought we made it pretty clear in ’56 that we wanted Warsaw Pact out of here instead…
The key word here is the EX part of Warsaw pact so NO
Ex-Warsaw Pact states: “Deal, we’ll remove NATO troops from our lands so long as we get nuclear and biological weapons, along with the means to deliver them, in return.”
We could remove NATO forces from ex-Warsaw pact countries and replace them by OTAN forces. Totally different.
Putin your old Soviet friends don’t like you…. Now fuck off
And I want 100 euros and a Mars.
Time for a fun reminder: The only country the Warsaw Pact ever invaded…. was one of their
That is like…. The reverse definition of security
Russians are still mad and salty that they lost Cold War. Suck it.
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And I want my own spaceship with blackjack and hookers, but I cant have it. Suck it up Lavrov.
Russia: we want to restore the order of the Cold War that we lost, plz comply!
Let us pls occupy other countries. Europe pls.
> Sergei Lavrov, Russia’s foreign minister, said in a written Q&A on the ministry’s website that Russia’s demands included “withdrawing foreign forces, equipment, and armaments and making other steps to return to the condition as of 1997”, when Nato began admitting former Warsaw Pact countries.
Here’s [the NATO enlargement timeline](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlargement_of_NATO). NATO going back to 1997 would mean abandoning Czechia, Hungary, Poland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Romania, Albania, Croatia, Montenegro, North Macedonia.
Can they stop crying?
The more they talk like this the more I think nothing is gonna happen, which would be good
F**k r*ssia
Tough shit… Get out of Ukraine!
I guess aiming high isn’t a bad tactic.
Get NATO troops out of NATO members? Go home Russia you’re drunk.
I have an equally sane counter-offer. NATO troops are withdrawn from the former Warsaw Pact countries. But, Romania, Poland, Bulgaria and the Baltics each receive an aircraft carrier taskforce. Plus, tanks, ICBMs, 2000 F35s each, APCs, anti-aircraft rockets, nuclear submarines, the works. Let’s not forget about nukes. Let’s say 200 nukes each. And of course Russia pays the bill for all of that. Sounds as reasonable and sane as Russia’s demands.
I propose Russia withdraws to Duchy of Muscoy lines and we can call it a deal.
You know Russia, I don’t think the door-in-the-face technique works on such a big scale.
And I want Russian forces out of ex-Warsaw Pact states. Funny how that is
Hopefully trend continues and with each such demand NATO and especially EU gets stronger
My suggestion: fully demilitarize everything within 500km of the Russian border.
In both directions. then no one can invade anyone.
Edit
**for the geographically challenged among you: this would force Russia to close down its naval bases in Murmansk, Sevastopol, Kaliningrad, Novorossiysk, Vladivostok and St. Petersburg, leaving them with only with a small port in Kamchatka.**
yawn… most of the ex-Warsaw Pact states ARE NATO.
>Russia’s foreign minister: Russia wants NATO forces out of ex-Warsaw Pact states
Like our folk says: climb here 🖕 to sightsee Istanbul
What is up with Russia’s government, like are they on drugs most of the time? I can’t be sure if they’re seriously trying to invade Ukraine or just creating theatre for internal consumption, but either way they’re really bad at it. Lavrov, Putin, Zakharova, these people act like they should have been in put in an elderly care facility a while ago…
So they can play global Superpower again?
Why is he allowed to say shit like this? It makes the whole regime look deranged and whiny. I think Putin needs to rein in his men a bit.
this sounds more and more like war tbh. ridiculous demands that no one will accept
Lavrov seems to become incoherent. He used to specifically single out Poland and Baltics as “Russophobic warmongerers in EU and NATO”, in fact he even repeated it today, but then they do this to make the West more united again. Umm… dementia kicking in?
Sure mate, we want Volga Bulgaria liberated from Russian yoke as well.
Now go and get some pickles and cabbage juice because Vodka don”t forgive anybody.
Time we took a hard line against russia. The west isn’t a “safe space”. You don’t fuck around with Russia and China. We’re gonna have to fight back, something all the woketards living in western countries don’t realise.
Let’s be honest, Russia is making a complete arse out of itself by now.
so, we back to old joke – ‘What soviet consider as safe border? Border with soviet soldiers on both sides’… yea, nah, cold war ended over 30 years ago, Warsaw Pact is dead and should be burried as deep as possible.
If all the Russians move behind the Ural mountains, I would actually consider this proposition.
> “Bulgaria is a sovereign country, which has made its choice long ago by becoming a NATO member,” he told parliament. “As such, we alone decide [how] to organise the defence of our country in coordination with our partners.”
why does russia not understand this/ what is its problem with that ? I don’t get it
Somebody has been playing HOI4 with the “yesman” cheat too much
I thought we made it pretty clear in ’56 that we wanted Warsaw Pact out of here instead…
The key word here is the EX part of Warsaw pact so NO
Ex-Warsaw Pact states: “Deal, we’ll remove NATO troops from our lands so long as we get nuclear and biological weapons, along with the means to deliver them, in return.”
We could remove NATO forces from ex-Warsaw pact countries and replace them by OTAN forces. Totally different.
Putin your old Soviet friends don’t like you…. Now fuck off
And I want 100 euros and a Mars.
Time for a fun reminder: The only country the Warsaw Pact ever invaded…. was one of their
That is like…. The reverse definition of security
Russians are still mad and salty that they lost Cold War. Suck it.